The Patch Page

The Patch Page

Doof Clenas Main Patch Set

Patch Set Includes:
Doof Clena "43" Main Patch
Username Rocker*
Moniker Rocker*
Highwaymen 43 Rocker

*Be sure to enter both your username and moniker in the boxes below! The username and moniker rockers will be sent in a separate mailing in about two weeks.

$25.43

Note: If your moniker is over 18-20 characters or so (including spaces), you may want to split it into 2 lines on 2 rockers to keep it readable.
If so, put the first line in the "Moniker here" box above and the second line in the "Massive Moniker Overflow" box below.
Don't forget to click both "Add to Cart" buttons.

The Massive Moniker Overflow option is also darned handy for ordering replacement Username/Moniker rockers.
Just hit the "Add to Cart" button after you've entered what you want on your replacement rocker.
Lather/Rinse/Repeat to order as many different ones as you want!

$4.43

Doof Clenas "43"
Embroidered Main Patch

This is the main patch worn above the rockers. It is intended to be sewn on the sleeve or chest. All letters are embroidered. The circle is 3.5 inches in diameter. Doof Clena "43" Main Patch only.

$15.43

Highwaymen Rocker

Credit where credit is due.
(No, we don't mean it like that. You still have to pay for it up front...)

$6.43

Cat Herder Rocker

You got them to follow you. Now you're kind of a big deal.

$6.43

Rite of Marx Rocker

A constant reminder of your voluntary public humiliation. What could be better?

$6.43

Doof Babe Rocker

Like they couldn't tell from lookin'.

$6.43

Kansas City 2006 Rocker

The original Doofapalooza.

$6.43

Colorado 2007 Rocker

Stupidity revisited.

$6.43

VukFest '07 Rocker

The first one of these.

$6.43

E.S. Arkansas '08 Rocker

Looks like these things are gonna be a yearly deal...

$6.43

E.S. Arkansas '09 Rocker

Yep, yearly.

$6.43

VukFest '09 Rocker

The man is a glutton for punishment.

$6.43

E.S. Arkansas '10 Rocker

Get bat guano on your vest and need a new ES '10 Rocker?
Get it here...

$6.43

GettysFest '10 Rocker

The 2010 East Coast Doofapalooza, hosted by our very own swmnkdinthervr and Wild Rose in Gettysburg.

$6.43

E.S. Arkansas '11 Rocker

Our first RICO violation. I'm so proud...

$6.43

gAZINTa Patch Set

Patch Set Includes:
gAZINTa Patch
Username Rocker*
president Rocker

*Be sure to enter your username in the box below! The username rocker will be sent in a separate mailing.

What more could a pirate want?

$22.77

For you lucky 'zINTs with a moniker, put it in the "'zINt Moniker" box below and don't forget to click that "Add to Cart" button, too.

$4.77

gAZINTa Patch

It's like the set, but without the other stuff.

$15.77

gAZINTa president Rocker

I would have picked "Admiral", but, hey, it's you guy's deal...

$6.77

NoVA Delinquents Patch

Only those anointed by the 43rd Prophet may wear this one.

$15.43

Double-D Tab

For folks who have been anointed by the 43rd Prophet and are Doofs, too.

$6.43

g-D Tab

For folks who have been anointed by the 43rd Prophet and are also gAZINTAs.
Poor souls.

$6.77

Ride To Eat, Eat To Ride Patch

It's what we do.

$4.37

41 Patch

I tried to hide it down here.
But you'll find it.
I know you will.

$5.41

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