Cheese 'R Me

[TomB]

I was born in a log cabin 150 years ago. I own swimwear that's uglier than Grey's ... what more could anyone possibly need to know?

[GrayRider]

Hey, Tom...welcome and break out the cheese.

[polarbear]

Hi Tom, welcome to the basement. We've got a chair with your name on it.:D



Polarbear

[Fireberry]

Well I see you are a liar too. No way you have swimwear that is that ugly.

Welcome Tom, you have been missed.

[Kenney]

Welcome and watch where you walk and sit. I here tell that there is a lot of smelly – gooey – brown stuff around here.

[TomB]

Well I see you are a liar too. No way you have swimwear that is that ugly.

Well, maybe it's not the swimwear iteself ....







Maybe it's just what's hanging out of it. :whistling:

[racindude]

Welcome TomB.............



oh, and help yourself.................



http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/5669/naturalcheeseqn4.jpg



:D

[Fireberry]

Well, maybe it's not the swimwear iteself ....







Maybe it's just what's hanging out of it. :whistling:


YIKES! I got this picture in my brain....

Would you please talk cheese now.... AND HURRY!

[8-Ball]

Hey TomB.... welcome to the new digs...

I know of a certain avatar that will work here... just sayin'...

[MegaGlide]

Another lost sheep wanders in.
You can use your cool avatar here, too. :D

[MegaGlide]

I gotta work on my typing speed.:badmood:

[dwarthog]

Welcome Tomb!

BTW, Mom wants her pantyhose back ASAFP.....:roflback:

[Rock]

Welcome Tom. The orange cat is back.

[TomB]

Hey TomB.... welcome to the new digs...

I know of a certain avatar that will work here... just sayin'...

Oh yeaaaaahhh ... fergot about that thing ...

[TomB]

Welcome Tomb!

BTW, Mom wants her pantyhose back ASAFP.....:roflback:

Tell her she'll get them back as soon as she releases ALL my GI Joes ...

[dynageno]

Hey Tom B, welcome to the Nut house...

[dwarthog]

Tell her she'll get them back as soon as she releases ALL my GI Joes ...

Mom said there better not be any yellow stains in the front's again this time or you won't get them all back....

[rk custom]

Welcome to the Basement TomB

[Cruzer]

I thought I smelled something funny when I logged on this morning..............




Welcome to the hide out Tom!

[Lady Godiva]

I was born in a log cabin 150 years ago. I own swimwear that's uglier than Grey's ... what more could anyone possibly need to know?
TOM!!! Welcome!! Where have you been??? I've had to deliver the famous "I LIKE CHEESE" statement a couple times over at the other place 'cause I couldn't find you!!

So glad you found our new playhouse!! :)

[KICKER]

Hey Tom good to see you .:Welcome:

[TomB]

Mom said there better not be any yellow stains in the front's again this time or you won't get them all back....

No worries ... these stains aren't yellow ...

[CDouthitt]

Welcome Big Tom...glad you finally found us...

[TomB]

TOM!!! Welcome!! Where have you been??? I've had to deliver the famous "I LIKE CHEESE" statement a couple times over at the other place 'cause I couldn't find you!!

YEah, since I stopped hanging out there, I've been able to go WEEKS without saying that ... and my blood pressure has dropped 10 points .... and, uhhh ... my 'natural male' is more ummm ... 'enhanced' too .... whaddever that means.

[MegaGlide]

No worries ... these stains aren't yellow ...
Wearin' 'em backwards again?

[thedog]

Good to see ya Tom.

[y2k king]

welcome to the new clubhouse tom...we missed "i like cheese".
can't blame ya for dumpin the old digs. i was just about to leave and mike and the gang started this place.:bowdown:

[Q-Dog]

Hey.
I remember you.....

Welcome to the New TreeHouse.....

[BigAlsRK]

Welcome Tom....to a little place we call home!

[Road Glider]

Hey welcome ya cheese head. Your gonna have some fun here.

[Scabbydoo]

Tom B WELCOME! Where the he!! you been hiding? It's good to have you back.

A round of gorgonzola for everybody!

[Deejay]

Hey TomB!!! Where have you been??? The Doof Babes have been eating
lots of Cheetos in here and the workload has been piling up!

You have no idea where those crumbs have been landing. :boobies:

I thought about helping them out..... but I refrained since we all
know that you have dibs on cheesey crumb extraction....

Better get to work!!

[vafatboy]

Whoa!!!

Tom is in the house,

Welcome!!

[swmnkdinthervr]

Welcome back...er ..to our humble abode...you cheesy bastage...:D

[Stone Cold]

Welcome Tom!

[71baldboy]

Welcome TomB, boy did i miss your posts on VTF....It's great that you found your way here!

Fortunately we have the basement stocked with the finest crackers.

[P 0 P E Y E]

Did I just hear some one say "turn it up"

Ladies and gents..The level of one line humor has just risen here in the house of DooF.

The man of Cheese is here.........The king of short, punch lines.....

Welcome Tom.

[route66paul]

Glad you found your way! We could have used your cheesy comments over at this other forum that we don't remember so well!

[GODERATOR]

Hello, Tom.
I've been expecting you.

[sonoffatboy]

s'up numbnutz?...:harhar:

[TomB]

s'up numbnutz?...:harhar:

Temps have risen 40 degrees (that FARENHEIT, ya commie-pinko metric system lovin' Canookian widget ...) in the past week, so the nutz are finally starting to tget some feeling back in them ... here, lemmee check ... yup, yup, coming along nicely .... WHOOPS .... dammm .... anybody got any keyboard-cleaning suggestions?

[Scabbydoo]

:hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical: :hysterical:

[route66paul]

That swimwear must be old, I can tell by the holes in the knees.

[Dick T.]

Look at that cheese head of a lame post....Saw you over there too...Your a winner.......whoopie

[dwarthog]

Look at that cheese head of a lame post....Saw you over there too...Your a winner.......whoopie

Hey buttercup, what's up?

I see your spell checker is still working. Although you might want to get your keyboard checked out, the period key appears to be stuck.

:roflback:

[P 0 P E Y E]

Ok Richard....You better stand down.

That's my buddy Tom you picking on.

Get a freaking life you sack of poop.

[TomB]

Look at that cheese head of a lame post....Saw you over there too...Your a winner.......whoopie

Hmmm, have I inadvertently offended? Gosh, I hope not. I want ALL my offenses to be vertently done. Dick.

[dwarthog]

Hmmm, have I inadvertently offended? Gosh, I hope not. I want ALL my offenses to be vertently done. Dick.

You didn't swipe his panty hose too did you?

[P 0 P E Y E]

In the other forum I posted the art below.

I post it here to.

For 10 bucks I finish it

[TomB]

For 10 bucks I finish it

Is that how much red and orange chalk costs?

[P 0 P E Y E]

No

It is how much DOOF labor is. A dollar three eighty per hour, carry the three.......What was the question?