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02-23-2007, 09:02 PM
HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
laundry hamper
according
to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband
along
the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror,
make mental note to
do :
more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
loofah, wide loofah
and
pumice stone.
6. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
7. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
8. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint
conditioner.
9. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial
scrub for 10 minutes until red.
10. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut
and jaffa cake body
wash.
11. Rinse conditioner off hair.
12. Turn off shower.
13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
14. Get out of shower.
15. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super
absorbent towel.
16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing
gown and towel on head.
17. If you see husband along the way, cover up
any exposed areas.
Part 2: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge
of the bed and leave them in a pile
2. Walk naked to the bathroom.
3. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener
at her while making
the
woo-woo sound.
4. Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
5. Get in the shower.
6. Wash your face.
7. Wash your armpits.
8. Blow your nose in your hands and let the
water rinse the snot
off.
9. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the
shower.
10. Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area.
11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt
hairs stuck on the
soap.
12. Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
13. Pee.
14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
15. Partially dry off - Fail to notice water on
floor because
curtain was
hanging out of tub the whole time.
16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on
floor, light and fan on.
18. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
19. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake
wiener at her and make
the
woo-woo sound again.
20. Throw wet towel on her pillow.
If there is anyone among you who did not laugh
at the truth behind
this,
there is something SO very wrong with you. :-)
Oh, and... woo-woo!!!)
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
laundry hamper
according
to lights and darks.
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband
along
the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror,
make mental note to
do :
more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
4. Get in the shower.
5. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
loofah, wide loofah
and
pumice stone.
6. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.
7. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
8. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint
conditioner.
9. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial
scrub for 10 minutes until red.
10. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut
and jaffa cake body
wash.
11. Rinse conditioner off hair.
12. Turn off shower.
13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
14. Get out of shower.
15. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super
absorbent towel.
16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing
gown and towel on head.
17. If you see husband along the way, cover up
any exposed areas.
Part 2: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:
1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge
of the bed and leave them in a pile
2. Walk naked to the bathroom.
3. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener
at her while making
the
woo-woo sound.
4. Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
5. Get in the shower.
6. Wash your face.
7. Wash your armpits.
8. Blow your nose in your hands and let the
water rinse the snot
off.
9. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the
shower.
10. Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area.
11. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt
hairs stuck on the
soap.
12. Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.
13. Pee.
14. Rinse off and get out of shower.
15. Partially dry off - Fail to notice water on
floor because
curtain was
hanging out of tub the whole time.
16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.
17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on
floor, light and fan on.
18. Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
19. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake
wiener at her and make
the
woo-woo sound again.
20. Throw wet towel on her pillow.
If there is anyone among you who did not laugh
at the truth behind
this,
there is something SO very wrong with you. :-)
Oh, and... woo-woo!!!)