Glass is Cheap

[twinV]

A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the
air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to
pieces. He says,

In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to
drink from
the same glass twice."


An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the
glass to
pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make
glasses that
we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either.


The Tennessee girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her
beer and
drinks it, throws her glass into the air, pulls out
her gun and
shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches her
glass. She says,

In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs
that we
don't have to drink with the same ones twice.
God Bless America!