Highmiles
09-05-2007, 01:10 PM
There have been occasions, when men are drinking, that they make poor decisions in their choice of companionship. I will attempt to list the category or degree of ugly starting best to worst.
One bagger: You put a bag over her face so you don't have to look at her.
Two bagger: You also put a bag over your head in case hers falls off.
Three bagger: You put a bag over the dog's head so he doesn't bite her when she leaves in the morning.
Coyote Ugly: You gnaw your arm off, so you don't have to wake her up when you leave in the morning.
Hillary Ugly: When you get outside, you gnaw off your other arm, so you can never drink again.
One bagger: You put a bag over her face so you don't have to look at her.
Two bagger: You also put a bag over your head in case hers falls off.
Three bagger: You put a bag over the dog's head so he doesn't bite her when she leaves in the morning.
Coyote Ugly: You gnaw your arm off, so you don't have to wake her up when you leave in the morning.
Hillary Ugly: When you get outside, you gnaw off your other arm, so you can never drink again.