pairofnines
02-24-2007, 10:01 PM
May be old but i think it is funny.
A local Priest walking down the street noticed a young boy sitting on the curb with a jar containing a clear liquid.
When the Priest inquired about the contents of the jar the young boy responded that it was the strongest liquid in the world.
The Priest, in an attempt to convey a Godly lesson, told the young man that Holy Water was the strongest liquid in the world. To stress the point he told the young man:
“I can rub Holy Water on the stomach of a pregnant woman and she will pass a healthy child.
The young man without hesitation replied:
“That ain’t nothing Father; I can rub this turpentine on a cats arse and it will pass a Harley Davidson motorcycle.
A local Priest walking down the street noticed a young boy sitting on the curb with a jar containing a clear liquid.
When the Priest inquired about the contents of the jar the young boy responded that it was the strongest liquid in the world.
The Priest, in an attempt to convey a Godly lesson, told the young man that Holy Water was the strongest liquid in the world. To stress the point he told the young man:
“I can rub Holy Water on the stomach of a pregnant woman and she will pass a healthy child.
The young man without hesitation replied:
“That ain’t nothing Father; I can rub this turpentine on a cats arse and it will pass a Harley Davidson motorcycle.