GrayRider
12-06-2007, 10:37 AM
We have a marketing idea for you.
Seeing how your company has recently been a little limp wristed in your advertising, we thought some more models could be added to your product line. These might appeal to some of the demographic you're trying to reach.
How about these new models?
The Road Queen. It could come in an assortment of fiesta colors.
The Petitester 1200. For those desiring a smaller and lighter ride.
The Sissy Boy. Could be a big seller in areas on the West coast.
The Butch Bob.
The Girth Glide.
If we come up with any more ideas, we'll let you know. Please feel free to contact us with any questions or concerns.
Your friends,
Dave Williams and M. DeLuca
..what?..you didn't actually think I was gonna put my name on this, did you?
Seeing how your company has recently been a little limp wristed in your advertising, we thought some more models could be added to your product line. These might appeal to some of the demographic you're trying to reach.
How about these new models?
The Road Queen. It could come in an assortment of fiesta colors.
The Petitester 1200. For those desiring a smaller and lighter ride.
The Sissy Boy. Could be a big seller in areas on the West coast.
The Butch Bob.
The Girth Glide.
If we come up with any more ideas, we'll let you know. Please feel free to contact us with any questions or concerns.
Your friends,
Dave Williams and M. DeLuca
..what?..you didn't actually think I was gonna put my name on this, did you?