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TimmyD
12-09-2007, 02:52 PM
Dear Boop,

Recently, my wife has expressed an interest in purchasing a firearm.

I do not know if this is an honest appeal to exercise her 2nd Amendment rights...



...or a way for her to somehow utilized that $500K accidental death clause in my life insurance policy...

Please advise...
DynaDav
12-09-2007, 02:53 PM
Have you ever seen the show "Snapped"?
rk custom
12-09-2007, 02:59 PM
Timmy
one word
pullet proof vest
edit: bullet proof vest
what a Doof
TimmyD
12-09-2007, 03:07 PM
Timmy
one word
pullet proof vest
Research indicates that:
"A pullet is a young chicken, more specifically a hen (female) at least 20-weeks-old which has begun to lay eggs but has not yet moulted."

How the @#$% is that going to help me????
rk custom
12-09-2007, 03:10 PM
ever had a chicken hit you at 60mph?
DynaDav
12-09-2007, 03:13 PM
http://www.oxygen.com/TvShows/Detail.aspx?code=SNP&view=about

I'm telling you ya better watch this show.

It will teach you not to piss them off.
swmnkdinthervr
12-09-2007, 03:48 PM
Could the Freudian slip "pullet" and the exclamation "pull" while skeet shooting be a coincedence...I think not!!!
SafetyMan
12-09-2007, 06:30 PM
K-ren is a DAMN good shot...

They say women are naturally better marksmen.




















But I'm sure you've got nothing to worry about.

It's not like you ever piss her off....


dumbass.
jasilva
12-09-2007, 06:39 PM
How do you take out a life insurance policy on a known dumbass if your not related to said dumbass?:whistling:









just askin'

Joe
TimmyD
12-10-2007, 10:10 AM
How do you take out a life insurance policy on a known dumbass if your not related to said dumbass?:whistling:
just askin'

Joe
WTF?
It's my insurance policy and the OL is the sole beneficiary.

now who is the dumbass? Learn how to read!
Red Rider
12-10-2007, 10:16 AM
I'd start washing dishes and doing laundry if I were you. Flowers for her wouldn't hurt either. :Scared:
DynaDav
12-10-2007, 10:23 AM
WTF?
It's my insurance policy and the OL is the sole beneficiary.

now who is the dumbass? Learn how to read!

Aw Timmy, you're such a likable Doof. I think his question was meant to be more literal than your interpertation.

























Sounds like a safer bet than the Patriots against Miami.
jasilva
12-10-2007, 05:39 PM
WTF?
It's my insurance policy and the OL is the sole beneficiary.

now who is the dumbass? Learn how to read!

Aw Timmy, you're such a likable Doof. I think his question was meant to be more literal than your interpertation.



Exactly, I'm thinking at the rate Timmy is shooting off his mouth it's a sure thing I can get rich if I can take out a policy on his life.:DD






Joe
Boop
12-10-2007, 05:43 PM
Dear Boop,

Recently, my wife has expressed an interest in purchasing a firearm.

I do not know if this is an honest appeal to exercise her 2nd Amendment rights...



...or a way for her to somehow utilized that $500K accidental death clause in my life insurance policy...

Please advise...

Just give it up and accept your fate gracefully. The way you've been sticking your foot in your mouth lately, no jury would convict her.
route66paul
12-10-2007, 06:01 PM
Maybe it is time to ask dear ol' dad why he was always puttering in garage or in the basement.