pops
02-27-2007, 07:51 PM
Two little Boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to
play with them. They decided it was because they had not been Baptized
and didn't go to Sunday School.
So they went to the nearest Church. But, only the Janitor was there.
One little Boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come
out and play with Us. Will You baptize Us?"
"Sure," said the Janitor.
He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the
toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said,........"You are now
Baptized!".
When they got outside, one of them asked, "What religion do you think
we are ?
The older one said, "We're not Kathlick, .....cause they pour the
water on you and we're not Babtis, cause they dunk you all the way down
in the water and we can't be Methdiss, .....cause they just sprinkle
water on You."
The other little boy said, " If the smell of that water means
anything, I think we must be Pisscopailians."
play with them. They decided it was because they had not been Baptized
and didn't go to Sunday School.
So they went to the nearest Church. But, only the Janitor was there.
One little Boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come
out and play with Us. Will You baptize Us?"
"Sure," said the Janitor.
He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads in the
toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said,........"You are now
Baptized!".
When they got outside, one of them asked, "What religion do you think
we are ?
The older one said, "We're not Kathlick, .....cause they pour the
water on you and we're not Babtis, cause they dunk you all the way down
in the water and we can't be Methdiss, .....cause they just sprinkle
water on You."
The other little boy said, " If the smell of that water means
anything, I think we must be Pisscopailians."