oriental lady of the evening

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On a business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to
spend his last night having wild sex with an
oriental lady of the evening. After returning
home -- about three weeks later, he noticed a
oozing green sore on his manhood.

Joe went to see Dr. Jones. He told the doctor
about his trip and extra curricular activities.
The doctor then informed him that he had Hong
Kong Dong and that the only cure was complete
amputation.

Joe was horrified, and decided to get a second
opinion.

Joe saw Dr. Smith and told him his story. The
doctor examined Joe and said, "I'm sorry, but
Dr. Jones was correct. We must amputate right
away."

Joe could not accept this. A friend of his
suggested that Joe visit an oriental doctor.

So Joe saw Dr.Chu Wong. Dr. Wong agreed with
the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but added,
"These Amadican Doctors -- so quick to Chop
Chop Chop. Amputation not necesally."

Obviously, Joe was relieved. Dr. Wong went on
to say, "You wait three weeks and it fall off
on its own

[harleyjsb]

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[Jeffytune]

Ok, this is a bit long, but I will try to shorten it a bit....

A American salesman goes to Japan on a sales trip, wile there, he decided to try the local geisha house.
The Gal there treats him the the usual fine "on her back" service. He starts and she starts to yell......Boonzi! Boonzi! Booooooonzi!

Well he does not speak Japanese, so he think wow, i must really be on my game tonight, she thinks I'm great!

The Next day, he has a Golf date with the president of Sony, just him, and translator and himself playing 18 holes.

On the fourth hole the President of Sony, a fine golfer, chips on from 30 feet and holes it.
Our salesman yells Boonzi!
Mr Sony looks at the translator, and he at him puzzled a bit, but they shrug it off and on to the next hole.
As the round progresses, Mr. Sony has a few more great shots and long putts into the hole, each time our man yells Boonzi.

As there are walking into the clubhouse, the translator explains that Mr. Sony has read over the sales contract and except the terms, but he has one question.

Throughout the game, every time he made a good putt or chip you would yell Boonzi.............wrong hole, what does that mean?

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