racindude
03-01-2007, 04:39 PM
Paint Job
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money,
decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman"
and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the
first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd
jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my
porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and
everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said
to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch
goes all the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm
starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes
we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door
to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left
over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for
the $50.00 and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a
Porch, it's a Lexus
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money,
decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman"
and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
neighborhood. She went to the front door of the
first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd
jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my
porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint and
everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said
to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch
goes all the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm
starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes
we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door
to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left
over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for
the $50.00 and handed it to her.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a
Porch, it's a Lexus