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Munchkin
03-02-2007, 10:02 PM
Well, hello all. I'm Munchkin (Tina) and I must confess that I don't own a motorcycle, know that much about them, and don't know how the hell to ride one, but I do salute the Harley Davidson Dealerships, as required by my 73 year old father, who still going strong, ridin' his hog! LOL. All hats come off and salutes are absolutely required or Daddy give us the eye of Satan and threatens to cut us out of his will, the old fart, LOL.:bowdown:
I'm here to have some fun, learn a bit and because my sweetie-pie Aussie, 71Baldboy has bragged on all you cheeky buggers (as he calls me, LOL) and recruited me. I like to joke and have fun and a lot of forum are too damned serious. It's like they all have Mopeds stuck up their butts or something! I like to make new friends, don't like to fight on forums but I will certainly stand up for myself if I'm cyber-slammed.
I love history, psychology, writing and yes, sex with inanimate objects. :roflback: Just kidding, though the spin cycle on my Whirlpool is one helluva ride. Too bad I'm currently dating the microwave, damn!:huh: What's a girl to do? And okay, I'm a retired cop and a genealogist. Now don't that just sizzle your sausage, eh, :boobies: And stop lookin at my hooters you pervs! hee-hee

Anyway, it's nice to meet y'all and feel free to drop me a line or two, except on Sundays when I turn into the ever obnoxious Billy Mays, (who shouts every 3rd word) and do my infomercials at 4 AM, annoying the world one person at a time. :eyepopping: Bye now.
GrayRider
03-02-2007, 10:06 PM
Welcome.
P 0 P E Y E
03-02-2007, 10:26 PM
http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/showthread.php?p=19017#post19017

We have another thread to welcome you.

Welcome to the Amazing DCB.


Get your Dad to join up here
THEBEAR
03-02-2007, 10:32 PM
Welcome, you'll feel right at home here!
71baldboy
03-02-2007, 10:53 PM
Great intro girl. You'll fit right in here, you were born to Doof.
Jump in any thread you like, don't worry there is NO wrong answer.
I'm glad to see you here, and it won't be long before you make a bunch of new friends.

Big old bear hug,
Ange.
Scabbydoo
03-02-2007, 11:01 PM
Welcome Munchkin!


Now that that's out of the way.....
I've heard of long distance dating but dayummmmmmmmm!
harleyjsb
03-02-2007, 11:18 PM
Welcome again baldboy.................
71baldboy
03-02-2007, 11:41 PM
Welcome Munchkin!


Now that that's out of the way.....
I've heard of long distance dating but dayummmmmmmmm!

If you only Knew....:roflback: :roflback:
71baldboy
03-02-2007, 11:43 PM
Welcome again baldboy.................

Thanks Bro, but don't welcome me, welcome Munchkin.
Munchkin
03-03-2007, 01:09 AM
Welcome.

Very nice to meet you, :thankssign:
thedog
03-03-2007, 03:31 AM
Any friend of Ange is a friend of mine. Welcome again.
FXDRYDR
03-03-2007, 03:44 AM
Doof on, Munchken - welcome to the board!
swmnkdinthervr
03-03-2007, 05:33 AM
Thanks Bro, but don't welcome me, welcome Munchkin.

You sure know how to pick em!!!


Welcome again Munchkin...
Baalz
03-03-2007, 05:40 AM
welcome!
more:boobies: :boobies: :boobies:

the better!
racindude
03-03-2007, 05:51 AM
As Ange's sponsor, allow me to say Welcome Munchkin...........



now change that avator tag line........... not right for a gal to have a "really small member"...........



:D
y2k king
03-03-2007, 06:36 AM
welcome again munchkin.
dwarthog
03-03-2007, 07:24 AM
Welcome Munchkin! Great intro.

You know if you unbalance the load on the whirlpool before the spin cycle starts, it works a little better.....:roflback:
71baldboy
03-03-2007, 07:35 AM
You sure know how to pick em!!!


Welcome again Munchkin...

I sure do mate......i sure do.
71baldboy
03-03-2007, 07:36 AM
Welcome Munchkin! Great intro.

You know if you unbalance the load on the whirlpool before the spin cycle starts, it works a little better.....:roflback:

See Teens, already talkin' shop!:Poke:
thedog
03-03-2007, 08:16 AM
not right for a gal to have a "really small member"...........

actually, it's a really, really small member
pairofnines
03-03-2007, 08:55 AM
actually, it's a really, really small member

In a boat?

welcome Munchkin
dynageno
03-03-2007, 09:35 AM
Nice intro Munchkin, We could always use another Doof Babe!
Cruzer
03-03-2007, 10:23 AM
Welcome Tina to the wonderful world of Doof. Since you know Ange so well, could you tell us the true story of Bruce?
KICKER
03-03-2007, 10:39 AM
:Welcome:
dwarthog
03-03-2007, 11:10 AM
:worthless:
CptCeeJay
03-03-2007, 11:28 AM
Munchkin,
Great intro! Welcome to the basement!
CJ
Scabbydoo
03-03-2007, 02:53 PM
If you only Knew....:roflback: :roflback:

Care to clear up any blurry spots mate?
Fireberry
03-03-2007, 05:06 PM
You are welcome here...... It comes as no surprise to me that the Bald guy had this hook up after that intro.:Poke:
71baldboy
03-03-2007, 05:45 PM
Care to clear up any blurry spots mate?

Nope, a little mystery is good.:coffee:
rk custom
03-06-2007, 12:08 PM
welcome to the forum
I see you came here up to speed
Stone Cold
03-06-2007, 08:05 PM
Welcome to the basement.
bobsled77
03-08-2007, 08:44 PM
:Poke: i say join the dark side......you seem too intelligent to be a doof!
chickenman
03-09-2007, 12:19 AM
Welcome Munchkin.....to our little dark corner in the back.