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ms_tapestry
03-05-2009, 10:28 AM
:Tonya:

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, 'HONEY, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL.


NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.

AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES. :Tonya:
lil Pistolero DPH
03-05-2009, 10:59 AM
:roflback::roflback::roflback::roflback::roflback: :roflback::roflback::roflback:oh yeah!
stoney
03-05-2009, 11:08 AM
:sofa:
BLoNDiE
03-05-2009, 11:16 AM
now thats gewd! lol...
mudslinger
03-05-2009, 11:23 AM
:roflback:
Geezer-Glide
03-05-2009, 01:14 PM
Not funny.













































































:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Yes it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red Rider
03-05-2009, 03:22 PM
:roflback::roflback::roflback::roflback::roflback:


Wait a minute, that happened to me. :blink:
KTWillys
03-06-2009, 07:37 AM
I did and I do....:woohoo::Hurt::woohoo::Hurt::woohoo::Hurt:
hornrocker
03-06-2009, 07:46 AM
:roflback:























No, not really

















OK, yeah, :roflback:
Sonic
03-06-2009, 07:47 AM
:roflback::roflback::roflback::roflback::roflback:


Wait a minute, that happened to me. :blink:

You had a midlife crisis?:coffee:
knuckleheader-
03-16-2009, 06:25 PM
:roflback::roflback::roflback::roflback::roflback:


Wait a minute, that happened to me. :blink:

Me Too:blink:

at least it was a lower income bracket.


The more you lose, the greater the angst:roflback:
Thorns
03-16-2009, 06:46 PM
You can only afford to discard once. :whistling: The second time takes your net worth down to 25%. :doh::doh::Scared:

Thorns
Luke611
03-17-2009, 12:11 AM
Ummm,
Well,
Nevermind.
The Batman
03-17-2009, 04:55 AM
No comment.
Bill_76
03-17-2009, 05:06 AM
Been there, done that








































Couldn't afford the T-shirt.