GrayRider
03-04-2007, 10:23 PM
"Are you gonna eat that last piece of Spam?"-Several
"Sure, you can have a beer stranger, but we'll need to take your picture in the hat." -MegaGlide
"Ok."-Stranger
"It's a thing of beauty to watch Gray ride a motorcycle."-Rock (My personal favorite)
"Is that a rat or squirrel on your shoulder?"-8-Ball
"You guys can stay out here by the pool all night for all I care, just don't get in it."-Security guard
8-Ball 09-08-2006 05:33 PM
"The sex change isn't quite complete, but progressing nicely... I'm still a little uneven. But what do you want for 10 bucks?" - Carl
"You can't color on that, you'll ruin it" (to 8-Ball) - Vaneeeeeeesa
"Bring us back a turkey." - unknown
"She didn't even do the reach around... a real lady." - Rock
"This will easily beat all the bikes here." - Don
"I was raped in prison... but don't like to talk about it." - Gray
"I need help getting it out." - Jeb
"I try to go to the Waffle House in every city I visit." - Mega
Anastasia 09-08-2006 05:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
"I need help getting it out." - Jeb
did he?................
Rock 09-08-2006 05:50 PM
"Your name should be Rock Hard" ~ Vanessa
"I love that 2:1, but can't give up my duals. You tell anyone and I'll deny it" - I won't tell. You know who you are.
"Your bike has too much stuff on it." ~ Gray
"You locked the Miller Lite up in your room Junior. I forced to drink the Burbon." ~ Megaglide
"I didn't like the outcome of that race yesterday. Can we do it again?" ~ 8-Ball
"Eating that salt really did settle my stomach. Thanks Stan" ~ Attila
"You're the greatest suprise I've had on this trip" ~ Fireberry
"If you want to ride Gray's bike. I'll ride Mary for ya. It's no problem" ~ Luke611 (oh sheit :laugh:)
8-Ball 09-08-2006 06:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anastasia
did he?................
It was out when they got back...
Gordito 09-08-2006 06:28 PM
"You guys can stay out here by the pool all night for all I care, just don't get in it."-Security guard
There's a guy who obviously had another job already lined up....
I'm just sayin'
GrayRider 09-08-2006 06:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
It was out when they got back...
I think a dog ran out and threw a bucket of water on him.
GrayRider 09-08-2006 08:09 PM
"Don't bring him in here, Mike!" We don't want company!"-Mary, from behind locked room door.
8-Ball 09-08-2006 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GrayRider
"Don't bring him in here, Mike!" We don't want company!"-Mary, from behind locked room door.
yeah... and for some reason, I was on the same side of the locked door as you... this still disturbs me.
... course, then Stu and Don happened by independantly...
8-Ball 09-08-2006 08:46 PM
"She's sure crazy about you when she's all liquored up..." Gray to 8
"He scares me" - AP
MegaGlide 09-08-2006 11:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
It was out when they got back...
Yeah, but then Stan and Don had to help him get it up on Sunday.
And yes, it is funny, Jeb. :D
8-Ball 09-08-2006 11:40 PM
He's still pissed about Matilda copping the chips...
MegaGlide 09-08-2006 11:59 PM
Just waltzed off with 'em...
Fireberry 09-09-2006 12:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Just waltzed off with 'em...
You know it's coming.
It ain't funny.
Fireberry 09-09-2006 12:08 AM
10:45 am Sunday.
Meag to Fire, " They or maybe even just Stan will be in the parking lot ready to roll by 11:30. Let's bet Mega. How much? I am thinking a G'zer. Mega says I was thinking a buck." Fire won the 'Mega Bucks' in K.C.
MegaGlide 09-09-2006 12:26 AM
"I don't think her husband liked that..." Attila to Mega (leaving Hooters in Columbia, MO enroute to KC)
8-Ball 09-09-2006 12:43 AM
"She's ready... you have to recognize it" - Mega (at the pool)
dynageno 09-09-2006 04:40 AM
I need to buy some sharpies tomorrow-Mega...
Rock 09-09-2006 06:57 AM
"You know it's bad when their standing behind you and they keep saying. Now it's my turn." ~ Luke611 while getting pics taken from behind him.
8-Ball 09-09-2006 01:47 PM
"I like blowing things up" - Attilla
Rock 09-09-2006 03:10 PM
"I don't think they sell turkey in this store Gray" - Rock to Gray in quick mart
"That's okay, this Spam will do" - Gray to Rock
"You think they'll eat this stuff?" - Rock to Gray
"Better get two cans" - Gray to Rock
"I've never eaten Spam before" - Rock to Gray
"We're gonna need mustard" - Gray to Rock
GrayRider 09-09-2006 11:29 PM
First gas stop on the way home:
Rock: "Gray, do you think we need to pick up the pace?"
GR: "I think that if we ride any faster than the 85 and 90 we're doin' now, we're buckin' for a ticket."
Rock: "Ok."
GrayRider 09-10-2006 12:26 AM
At the table the last night at Jack Stack's.
GrayRider to 8-Ball: Are you gonna steal the towels from the hotel?
8-Ball: I already have.
MegaGlide 09-10-2006 12:35 AM
"You shoulda seen the guy's face in the car next to me!" - Kenny
Rock 09-10-2006 12:44 AM
"If I'd have known I would live this long. I would have treat myself better when I was younger" - Geno in the Mexican resturant the first night.
8-Ball 09-10-2006 01:20 AM
"You guys go ahead, take lots of pictures, I'll be at the pool" - Gray
GrayRider 09-10-2006 09:13 AM
"You're Italian, how come he's wearin' all the gold?"-Name withheld
dynageno 09-10-2006 10:47 AM
Will beer be involved? Gray whenever we were planning our rides!
ATTILA 09-10-2006 04:14 PM
Megaglide to married woman entering hooters:
They make it in a thong as well...
ATTILA 09-10-2006 04:15 PM
Megaglide to Grayrider leaving hooters
With Stan and Attila around i guess i can get away with saying anything
Rock 09-10-2006 04:16 PM
"And let me tell you about the 3rd time I got the crabs" - Luke sitting at the dinner table.
luke611 09-10-2006 04:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rock
"And let me tell you about the 3rd time I got the crabs" - Luke sitting at the dinner table.
LIES, LIES, LIES, i tell you.
I was sitting by the pool.
GrayRider 09-10-2006 04:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luke611
LIES, LIES, LIES, i tell you.
I was sitting by the pool.
It certainly picked things back up since the conversation had turned to the weather.
Rock 09-10-2006 04:26 PM
Not normal weather. The conversation was about natural disasters and what not.
GrayRider 09-10-2006 04:28 PM
I remember telling them that the party's over when you start talking about weather. The weather is a conversation starter and a party killer.
Rock 09-10-2006 06:48 PM
Gray still came back to talk more about weather. Don't let him fool you like he was withdrawn.
GrayRider 09-11-2006 01:21 PM
"Frijoles con tortillas por favor, senor." GrayRider to Mexican waiter.
"Beans and tortillas it is." Unimpressed waiter in perfect English.
8-Ball 09-12-2006 03:05 PM
"I can ride side saddle you know" - Gray
LittleBear 09-12-2006 03:43 PM
I thought for sure Gray would have tried the "The front cylinder runs hotter, now follow my finger" tech discussion.
dynageno 09-13-2006 05:40 PM
You guys didn't know I was in my room watching you from my window behind the shears naked! Gray to doofs in the parking lot....................
polarbear 09-13-2006 06:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dynageno
You guys didn't know I was in my room watching you from my window behind the shears naked! Gray to doofs in the parking lot....................
Who is Shears?
I'm just wondering,
Polarbear
Deejay 09-13-2006 06:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polarbear
Who is Shears?
I'm just wondering,
Polarbear
Isn't she married to K-Fed???
Doug Connors
Life is not the number of breaths you take,
but finding what takes your breath away.....
----------------------------
1993 Electra Glide Sport FLHS
81" Evo w/ SE Baisley Heads
SE Forged Pistons w/ 10.5:1 CR
Woods W6H cam & Rivera PR's
SE Single Fire Adj Ign Mod & SE Coil
Mikuni HSR42 w 150 MJ, SE Air Filter
SuperTrapp TD's w/ Fishtail SO's
8-Ball 09-13-2006 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dynageno
You guys didn't know I was in my room watching you from my window behind the shears naked! Gray to doofs in the parking lot....................
I felt violated...
luke611 09-13-2006 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
I felt violated...
But it was soon to be overshadowed by "The River Incident"
Rock 09-13-2006 09:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
I felt violated...
violated was in Kansas City too?
8-Ball 09-13-2006 10:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luke611
But it was soon to be overshadowed by "The River Incident"
Again, I appreciate your stepping in to salvage what was left of me...
GrayRider 09-13-2006 10:10 PM
The River incident preceded the towel event.
Rock 09-13-2006 10:12 PM
The towel even was right before the hand full of back hair.
8-Ball 09-13-2006 10:48 PM
I'm not into time....
polarbear 09-14-2006 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
I'm not into time....
We know, we know, oh father of wisdom, white Harleys, and kitchen design.=devil=
I'm just lamenting,
Polarbear
dynageno 09-15-2006 01:02 PM
Where you guys at? Gray to geno on the cell phone when Gray failed to make the off ramp near the airport!
polarbear 09-15-2006 03:13 PM
"If I head south, I'm bound to run into an area I recognize." Doof of Earl (herder of cats) to Polarbear just after Grayrider caught up to the hord of cats headed to HOOters.
GrayRider 09-17-2006 10:40 AM
"I figured you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth."-Fireberry
GrayRider 09-17-2006 10:46 AM
"What is this stuff, Gray?....tastes like cough syrup!"-Rock
GrayRider 09-17-2006 10:49 AM
"I really like your T-shirt, orange looks good on you."-Some lady at breakfast at the hotel. (GrayRider quickly moves away.) :xhere:
Rock 09-17-2006 01:27 PM
"If you could describe your package, would you say This size fish or this size fish" - identity removed for the protection of Doof spouses.
MegaGlide 09-17-2006 02:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rock
"If you could describe your package, would you say This size fish or this size fish" - identity removed for the protection of Doof spouses.
After you and Gray abandoned us, I told the girls what size pants you claimed to wear.
You're welcome. :D
Rock 09-17-2006 03:44 PM
Yeah. It's all about the three dimensional pants size. 36x32x"you had to be there"
GrayRider 09-18-2006 09:22 PM
Did you know that you're tail lights are so bright that it looks like your brakes are on? I kept backing away from you.-MegaGlide
Then they're serving their purpose.-GR
MegaGlide 09-18-2006 09:25 PM
Maybe we should just put in the sweep position all the time so you can keep the entire herd alive. :D
We'll let you call it "tailgunner" if you want.
GrayRider 09-18-2006 09:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Maybe we should just put in the sweep position all the time so you can keep the entire herd alive. :D
We'll let you call it "tailgunner" if you want.
It's difficult for me to ride in the back. Have to use my brakes. Best if I lead, then when a mile in front, everyone can still see the tail lights. We'll call it, "The Beacon."
dynageno 10-15-2006 09:43 PM
No, you lead I don't know where I'm going! Mega to dynageno when ask to lead his group as prez of the Doofs.
"Sure, you can have a beer stranger, but we'll need to take your picture in the hat." -MegaGlide
"Ok."-Stranger
"It's a thing of beauty to watch Gray ride a motorcycle."-Rock (My personal favorite)
"Is that a rat or squirrel on your shoulder?"-8-Ball
"You guys can stay out here by the pool all night for all I care, just don't get in it."-Security guard
8-Ball 09-08-2006 05:33 PM
"The sex change isn't quite complete, but progressing nicely... I'm still a little uneven. But what do you want for 10 bucks?" - Carl
"You can't color on that, you'll ruin it" (to 8-Ball) - Vaneeeeeeesa
"Bring us back a turkey." - unknown
"She didn't even do the reach around... a real lady." - Rock
"This will easily beat all the bikes here." - Don
"I was raped in prison... but don't like to talk about it." - Gray
"I need help getting it out." - Jeb
"I try to go to the Waffle House in every city I visit." - Mega
Anastasia 09-08-2006 05:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
"I need help getting it out." - Jeb
did he?................
Rock 09-08-2006 05:50 PM
"Your name should be Rock Hard" ~ Vanessa
"I love that 2:1, but can't give up my duals. You tell anyone and I'll deny it" - I won't tell. You know who you are.
"Your bike has too much stuff on it." ~ Gray
"You locked the Miller Lite up in your room Junior. I forced to drink the Burbon." ~ Megaglide
"I didn't like the outcome of that race yesterday. Can we do it again?" ~ 8-Ball
"Eating that salt really did settle my stomach. Thanks Stan" ~ Attila
"You're the greatest suprise I've had on this trip" ~ Fireberry
"If you want to ride Gray's bike. I'll ride Mary for ya. It's no problem" ~ Luke611 (oh sheit :laugh:)
8-Ball 09-08-2006 06:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anastasia
did he?................
It was out when they got back...
Gordito 09-08-2006 06:28 PM
"You guys can stay out here by the pool all night for all I care, just don't get in it."-Security guard
There's a guy who obviously had another job already lined up....
I'm just sayin'
GrayRider 09-08-2006 06:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
It was out when they got back...
I think a dog ran out and threw a bucket of water on him.
GrayRider 09-08-2006 08:09 PM
"Don't bring him in here, Mike!" We don't want company!"-Mary, from behind locked room door.
8-Ball 09-08-2006 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GrayRider
"Don't bring him in here, Mike!" We don't want company!"-Mary, from behind locked room door.
yeah... and for some reason, I was on the same side of the locked door as you... this still disturbs me.
... course, then Stu and Don happened by independantly...
8-Ball 09-08-2006 08:46 PM
"She's sure crazy about you when she's all liquored up..." Gray to 8
"He scares me" - AP
MegaGlide 09-08-2006 11:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
It was out when they got back...
Yeah, but then Stan and Don had to help him get it up on Sunday.
And yes, it is funny, Jeb. :D
8-Ball 09-08-2006 11:40 PM
He's still pissed about Matilda copping the chips...
MegaGlide 09-08-2006 11:59 PM
Just waltzed off with 'em...
Fireberry 09-09-2006 12:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Just waltzed off with 'em...
You know it's coming.
It ain't funny.
Fireberry 09-09-2006 12:08 AM
10:45 am Sunday.
Meag to Fire, " They or maybe even just Stan will be in the parking lot ready to roll by 11:30. Let's bet Mega. How much? I am thinking a G'zer. Mega says I was thinking a buck." Fire won the 'Mega Bucks' in K.C.
MegaGlide 09-09-2006 12:26 AM
"I don't think her husband liked that..." Attila to Mega (leaving Hooters in Columbia, MO enroute to KC)
8-Ball 09-09-2006 12:43 AM
"She's ready... you have to recognize it" - Mega (at the pool)
dynageno 09-09-2006 04:40 AM
I need to buy some sharpies tomorrow-Mega...
Rock 09-09-2006 06:57 AM
"You know it's bad when their standing behind you and they keep saying. Now it's my turn." ~ Luke611 while getting pics taken from behind him.
8-Ball 09-09-2006 01:47 PM
"I like blowing things up" - Attilla
Rock 09-09-2006 03:10 PM
"I don't think they sell turkey in this store Gray" - Rock to Gray in quick mart
"That's okay, this Spam will do" - Gray to Rock
"You think they'll eat this stuff?" - Rock to Gray
"Better get two cans" - Gray to Rock
"I've never eaten Spam before" - Rock to Gray
"We're gonna need mustard" - Gray to Rock
GrayRider 09-09-2006 11:29 PM
First gas stop on the way home:
Rock: "Gray, do you think we need to pick up the pace?"
GR: "I think that if we ride any faster than the 85 and 90 we're doin' now, we're buckin' for a ticket."
Rock: "Ok."
GrayRider 09-10-2006 12:26 AM
At the table the last night at Jack Stack's.
GrayRider to 8-Ball: Are you gonna steal the towels from the hotel?
8-Ball: I already have.
MegaGlide 09-10-2006 12:35 AM
"You shoulda seen the guy's face in the car next to me!" - Kenny
Rock 09-10-2006 12:44 AM
"If I'd have known I would live this long. I would have treat myself better when I was younger" - Geno in the Mexican resturant the first night.
8-Ball 09-10-2006 01:20 AM
"You guys go ahead, take lots of pictures, I'll be at the pool" - Gray
GrayRider 09-10-2006 09:13 AM
"You're Italian, how come he's wearin' all the gold?"-Name withheld
dynageno 09-10-2006 10:47 AM
Will beer be involved? Gray whenever we were planning our rides!
ATTILA 09-10-2006 04:14 PM
Megaglide to married woman entering hooters:
They make it in a thong as well...
ATTILA 09-10-2006 04:15 PM
Megaglide to Grayrider leaving hooters
With Stan and Attila around i guess i can get away with saying anything
Rock 09-10-2006 04:16 PM
"And let me tell you about the 3rd time I got the crabs" - Luke sitting at the dinner table.
luke611 09-10-2006 04:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rock
"And let me tell you about the 3rd time I got the crabs" - Luke sitting at the dinner table.
LIES, LIES, LIES, i tell you.
I was sitting by the pool.
GrayRider 09-10-2006 04:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luke611
LIES, LIES, LIES, i tell you.
I was sitting by the pool.
It certainly picked things back up since the conversation had turned to the weather.
Rock 09-10-2006 04:26 PM
Not normal weather. The conversation was about natural disasters and what not.
GrayRider 09-10-2006 04:28 PM
I remember telling them that the party's over when you start talking about weather. The weather is a conversation starter and a party killer.
Rock 09-10-2006 06:48 PM
Gray still came back to talk more about weather. Don't let him fool you like he was withdrawn.
GrayRider 09-11-2006 01:21 PM
"Frijoles con tortillas por favor, senor." GrayRider to Mexican waiter.
"Beans and tortillas it is." Unimpressed waiter in perfect English.
8-Ball 09-12-2006 03:05 PM
"I can ride side saddle you know" - Gray
LittleBear 09-12-2006 03:43 PM
I thought for sure Gray would have tried the "The front cylinder runs hotter, now follow my finger" tech discussion.
dynageno 09-13-2006 05:40 PM
You guys didn't know I was in my room watching you from my window behind the shears naked! Gray to doofs in the parking lot....................
polarbear 09-13-2006 06:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dynageno
You guys didn't know I was in my room watching you from my window behind the shears naked! Gray to doofs in the parking lot....................
Who is Shears?
I'm just wondering,
Polarbear
Deejay 09-13-2006 06:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polarbear
Who is Shears?
I'm just wondering,
Polarbear
Isn't she married to K-Fed???
Doug Connors
Life is not the number of breaths you take,
but finding what takes your breath away.....
----------------------------
1993 Electra Glide Sport FLHS
81" Evo w/ SE Baisley Heads
SE Forged Pistons w/ 10.5:1 CR
Woods W6H cam & Rivera PR's
SE Single Fire Adj Ign Mod & SE Coil
Mikuni HSR42 w 150 MJ, SE Air Filter
SuperTrapp TD's w/ Fishtail SO's
8-Ball 09-13-2006 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dynageno
You guys didn't know I was in my room watching you from my window behind the shears naked! Gray to doofs in the parking lot....................
I felt violated...
luke611 09-13-2006 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
I felt violated...
But it was soon to be overshadowed by "The River Incident"
Rock 09-13-2006 09:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
I felt violated...
violated was in Kansas City too?
8-Ball 09-13-2006 10:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luke611
But it was soon to be overshadowed by "The River Incident"
Again, I appreciate your stepping in to salvage what was left of me...
GrayRider 09-13-2006 10:10 PM
The River incident preceded the towel event.
Rock 09-13-2006 10:12 PM
The towel even was right before the hand full of back hair.
8-Ball 09-13-2006 10:48 PM
I'm not into time....
polarbear 09-14-2006 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
I'm not into time....
We know, we know, oh father of wisdom, white Harleys, and kitchen design.=devil=
I'm just lamenting,
Polarbear
dynageno 09-15-2006 01:02 PM
Where you guys at? Gray to geno on the cell phone when Gray failed to make the off ramp near the airport!
polarbear 09-15-2006 03:13 PM
"If I head south, I'm bound to run into an area I recognize." Doof of Earl (herder of cats) to Polarbear just after Grayrider caught up to the hord of cats headed to HOOters.
GrayRider 09-17-2006 10:40 AM
"I figured you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth."-Fireberry
GrayRider 09-17-2006 10:46 AM
"What is this stuff, Gray?....tastes like cough syrup!"-Rock
GrayRider 09-17-2006 10:49 AM
"I really like your T-shirt, orange looks good on you."-Some lady at breakfast at the hotel. (GrayRider quickly moves away.) :xhere:
Rock 09-17-2006 01:27 PM
"If you could describe your package, would you say This size fish or this size fish" - identity removed for the protection of Doof spouses.
MegaGlide 09-17-2006 02:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rock
"If you could describe your package, would you say This size fish or this size fish" - identity removed for the protection of Doof spouses.
After you and Gray abandoned us, I told the girls what size pants you claimed to wear.
You're welcome. :D
Rock 09-17-2006 03:44 PM
Yeah. It's all about the three dimensional pants size. 36x32x"you had to be there"
GrayRider 09-18-2006 09:22 PM
Did you know that you're tail lights are so bright that it looks like your brakes are on? I kept backing away from you.-MegaGlide
Then they're serving their purpose.-GR
MegaGlide 09-18-2006 09:25 PM
Maybe we should just put in the sweep position all the time so you can keep the entire herd alive. :D
We'll let you call it "tailgunner" if you want.
GrayRider 09-18-2006 09:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Maybe we should just put in the sweep position all the time so you can keep the entire herd alive. :D
We'll let you call it "tailgunner" if you want.
It's difficult for me to ride in the back. Have to use my brakes. Best if I lead, then when a mile in front, everyone can still see the tail lights. We'll call it, "The Beacon."
dynageno 10-15-2006 09:43 PM
No, you lead I don't know where I'm going! Mega to dynageno when ask to lead his group as prez of the Doofs.