H.O.G. Mileage Program

[Bofinn]

Anyone belong to this? Thought I start a thread so we can congratulate our milestones...

[kwas]

I joined when I took possession, I had 5 miles on the odometer. I put 450 between x-mas the end of March. Put over 100 going to get a cup of coffee in Kenosha.

[vafatboy]

Nope...

[BigAlsRK]

Had Milestones once.....pretty painful as I remember

[Woody218]

Had Milestones once.....pretty painful as I remember

Al, are those like kidney stones?

[TerryMiller]

Had Milestones once.....pretty painful as I remember

Too many miles on a hardtail? Heard preparation H helps that.

[bobsled77]

hope they don't pass through the ol trouser trout.

[kwas]

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH, that would hurt. Major league hurt.

[BigAlsRK]

So how does it work?? Lil Rascal and I average around 350-500 miles every weekend......weather permitting.

[tibs]

You sign up, at a dealer, they certify the mileage, fax it in for you, and then every time you pass a milestone you get a pin rocker. 10,000, 25,000, and so on.

I made Zaray do mine while I was looking for chaps that didnt make my ass look big. I dont do paperwork.

[Highmiles]

Too late now I guess.
I would have liked that 250K rocker.

[Stone Cold]

So how does it work?? Lil Rascal and I average around 350-500 miles every weekend......weather permitting.

Which I find quite amazing.

No offense Al, but your bike just doesn't look too comfortable to me.

Now granted I have a couch on wheels, but still.....

My hat's off to ya....seriously

[Yosamite Sam]

Yeah, I got it and will probably get my first rocker soon. How does that work when you have three bikes?

[Bofinn]

I think the form has multiple bikes on it. You could do 3,333 1/3 on each and it would count for the 10K.

[Bofinn]

My bike, brand new, and it took 6 weeks to get the hog membership. So I had over 1,000 miles on it. Brought it to the dealer and tried to get the guy to start it at zero. He refused.

I wasn't going to lose my first 1K so I took the form home, forged it, and mailed it in with 102 miles on it.

[MegaGlide]

Are we really going to start this over here?
Maybe we could all measure our peckers while we're at it...

[Bofinn]

does it shrink with age?

[Squish]

constant stretching ensures length...

[darrell]

Well, I ain't gonna measure my pecker, cause I ain't got a micrometer handy, but if I was to have registered my first Harley, I'd be gettin near the 60,000 mile patch/pin. As it is, I'm a little overdue to mail in my 40,000 mile paperwork.

[Squish]

honestly who gives a chit.....you bought it, do what the hell you want with it. if you want some piece of garage jewelry than so be it. me personally i ride the snot out of mine. no, i don't need to get the last Nth of HP and TQ out of the motor, what i want is a reliable, fun ride. so if you think that a huge motor, with massive lift cams, and plated cylinders is going to out last what i'm rolling around on, then that's just fine.....i'll wave as i ride by.

[captainlee]

amen Apache !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Squish]

sorry for the rant i'm still a bit torqued from a phone conversation i had the other day. i called a well known builder and was asking him if he had a set of 203 cams and he went off on me and told me i was stupid for wanting that and then proceded to get nice and loud and tell me that the products that he sells are far superior to what i was asking about. he wouldn't even let me tell him why i was looking for that particular set of cams. it was prety much a one sided conversation, and the loss of a potential customer. FUK HIM!!

[Squish]

amen Apache !!!!!!!!!!!!

did you just agree with a Doof?? man i'm going to write this one down...:roflback:

[harleyjsb]

Are we really going to start this over here?
Maybe we could all measure our peckers while we're at it...

Your just kiddin'.............























Right??????????????:roflback:

[8-Ball]

I heard Apache36 has had some secret meetin's with some gAZINTa types...

I'm just sayin'...

[Squish]

true Doof.......




just sayin'

[LittleBear]

I have only been a HOG member for two years. One year for each bike I bought. Why would I care to get a pin for the miles. For me it is the quality of the miles not the total number of miles. Living in the middle of a big city with over 40 miles of concrete in 3 directions just to find country, I do not ride every day. My bikes may sit for weeks without being ridden.
I have only ridden seriously for 28 days this year, but I have logged over 8k miles and been through 6 big states. TX, OK, CO, NM, AZ, CA
To me it is not worth it to ride around in the city. I find no pleasure in it.

[475wildey]

I joined when I took possession, I had 5 miles on the odometer. I put 450 between x-mas the end of March. Put over 100 going to get a cup of coffee in Kenosha.

So U got like 550 - 5 ???