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darrell
02-05-2007, 02:31 PM
....Jumping out of a tree onto a car roof.
BigAlsRK
02-05-2007, 02:33 PM
....Jumping out of a tree onto a car roof.
Was it a big tree?? Did you reach Terminal Velocity??:D
darrell
02-05-2007, 02:34 PM
Tree was big enough.

I don't know about velocity, but my face print was terminally imbedded in the roof of the car.
swmnkdinthervr
02-05-2007, 02:34 PM
Was it a big tree?? Did you reach Terminal Velocity??:D

Sounds as though his nose reached terminus velocity...
8-Ball
02-05-2007, 02:35 PM
proboscus flatus...
darrell
02-05-2007, 02:36 PM
proboscus sidewayis
swmnkdinthervr
02-05-2007, 02:38 PM
Here bubba...hol my beer...watch iss...
BigAlsRK
02-05-2007, 02:39 PM
Did you pop it back into place or left it as it is...... cause chicks dig it?
darrell
02-05-2007, 02:41 PM
I had broke it about 8 months prior to this incident, so I was already properly trained by emergency room staff as to how to move a nose from the side of ones face to the front.

Besides, I had a football game to go and see.


FYI: It's tough to see around a puffed up nose/eye/cheek
Geezer-Glide
02-05-2007, 02:41 PM
I once broke wind.......... didn't have to fall out of no tree to do it neither, so there!
swmnkdinthervr
02-05-2007, 02:45 PM
I once broke wind.......... didn't have to fall out of no tree to do it neither, so there!

maybe not but I bet it hurt your nose...jes' sayin'
billymac
02-05-2007, 04:43 PM
I once broke wind.......... didn't have to fall out of no tree to do it neither, so there!

I don't want to breathe the air around that post...:(
Sonic
02-28-2008, 05:38 PM
did it reach terminal velocity?
dwarthog
02-28-2008, 06:54 PM
I once cut my nose off, well most of the way. 49 years ago.:blink:

Recently had an operation to fix a deviated septum, go figure.:huh:
The Batman
02-28-2008, 06:59 PM
I broke mine one bitterly cold November night while on a rope swing that went out over a river. As I swung back in, my boots caught one of the railroad ties embedded in the side of the bank to be used as stairs. My face caught on the on about 3 or 4 up from that. The rest of the night was spent getting insanely drunk to relieve the pain along with some sympothy sex in the woods. All in all, a good night.
stoney
02-28-2008, 07:27 PM
I once broke wind.......... didn't have to fall out of no tree to do it neither, so there!

did the crack it came from ever heal?:roflback:
The Batman
02-28-2008, 07:46 PM
did the crack it came from ever heal?:roflback:Festered.
darrell
02-28-2008, 08:52 PM
Wow!

An old thread dug up again.

Hey, I still remember that incident. It was a Thanksgiving morning. Mom was none too happy.
TJ Willy
02-28-2008, 09:18 PM
I refuse to contribute to thread resurection.










waaaaiiiiiiit........












damnit
mountainkowboy
02-28-2008, 10:51 PM
Broke mine thrice..............motorcycle accident, slaped by a girl, fight!:sofa:
RedBeard
02-29-2008, 07:24 AM
My son broke my nose a few years ago. He didn't mean to. We still talk. :roflback:
Dinger
02-29-2008, 12:03 PM
NO one EVER got hurt by falling!!!!

I lost count of times I have broken my nose. Still crooked!
Uesque
02-29-2008, 01:05 PM
They get hurt by landing.


I broke mine in a head on collision with another bicycle the last day of school in 3rd grade. Gave the other kid a concussion.
darrell
02-29-2008, 03:46 PM
I broke mine in a head on collision with another bicycle the last day of school in 3rd grade. Gave the other kid a concussion.


That's how I broke my nose the first time.
GrayRider
02-29-2008, 03:48 PM
I've never broken my nose...however, a guy in a cowboy hat at the Road Runner Lounge once broke it for me.
The Batman
02-29-2008, 04:15 PM
Did you return the favor?

I would have.