Oh I forgot. where are my manners.

[captainlee]

I aint got none !!!!!!!!!!!!!:roflback:

[P 0 P E Y E]

You had to post that Avatar, dint you.......That's enough to make me late to work...It's always new every time i look at at it. I cant help my self.

I have found one thing, I mean two things more interesting than motorcycles.

Glad to see the Captain in the house.

[racindude]

glad you brought the boobies.............

welcome to our new funhouse...........



:D

[DrHeathenScum]

please post a full page of your avatar... I need to keep busy :)

[dynageno]

You got a nice avatar! I'm jus sayin'

[rk custom]

boing boing boing boing boing boing

welcome capt'n I love that avatar

[twinV]

It kinda makes you wonder what she's doing,, like straddling something or what. (wish it was me):D


Welcome Captain.

[chickenman]

OFFICER on the deck............naw its just captlee...whats up man? Glad your here.

[captainlee]

glad to see you here chickenman, you know you really need to be a GazintA !!

[harleyjsb]

I aint got none !!!!!!!!!!!!!:roflback:

We know.........................







just sayin'

[71baldboy]

Howdy Captain!

What you lack in manners, you make up for with Big'uns.:D

[Jonas]

Welcome aboard and congratulations on your new "Banned " patch. Sounds like you could have got some _ _ _ wings at the same time if you played your cards right.

[genoway]

:9party: :9party: :9party: :9party: :9party: :9party: :9party:

[Scabbydoo]

Oh I forgot. where are my manners?
I aint got none !!!!!!!!!!!!!:roflback:

No doubt that being a southern boy, your momma is gonna reach out and snatch you baldheaded for that.

[swmnkdinthervr]

No doubt that being a southern boy, your momma is gonna reach out and snatch you baldheaded for that.

The proper treatment would be "tie a knot in yer tail" ...jes' sayin'

[Kfengler]

:9party: :9party: :9party: :9party: :9party: :9party: :9party:

:party::party::party::party::party::party::party:

[pairofnines]

The proper treatment would be "tie a knot in yer tail" ...jes' sayin'

Momma said: Won't bother me none to kill you boy; cause I can make another one just like you.:coffee:

[thedog]

... "Boy. Go cut me a switch."

:Hurt:

[twinV]

... "Boy. Go cut me a switch."

:Hurt:


I've had to do that.

[Scabbydoo]

... "Boy. Go cut me a switch."

:Hurt:

I've had to do that.


Seems there's a few of us might have had the same momma.

[thedog]

Yeah .. Mama would just whip yer butt with it and get it over with, bless her heart.

Now Grandma!! (shudder, duck, whimper, cringe) was a different story. Man, Grandma and Josef Mengele were twins but Mengele had life easy. Grandma grew up hard on the Nebraska plains. She chastised me exactly one time in thirteen years.

With Grandma the switch better come from the weeping willow tree out back and it better be just right. She'd be bawlin' ya out the whole time she's stripping the leaves off and then she'd cut the end off with her jack knife; bawlin' about you screwin' up and about how much more it was gonna hurt her than you. Damn! she'd get in a lather just gettin' prepared!

Once she got the switch right she'd make ya drop trou, turn around and spread yer bare legs, she'd stick that knobby limber switch between them just below yer shorts and she'd switch that sucker back and forth on the inside of yer thighs - the end of it would slap all the way to the front of yer thighs. If she didn't get the right effect, she'd snatch on the switch and bring some skin back with it. Nobody, and I mean nobody, jacked Grandma around.

Man .. to this day every time I see a weeping willow tree I break out in hives. Hell, the temperature dropped twenty degrees and my throat's closing up just thinkin' about it.

[Scabbydoo]

You sure she wasn't a Nun at St. Rita's school?

[thedog]

:lol: wow ... that's funny

[twinV]

We had to get ours from a Lilac bush, and my mom would use it till it broke. Once I cracked the switch before I handed it to her and it broke the first time she hit me, that was a mistake, she went and got her own then, it was a big one.:bowdown:

[genoway]

So dog, you gonna meet up with GRLEGRL at Mardi Gras bike Rally in Mobile?
http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10955&postcount=50

[thedog]

So dog, you gonna meet up with GRLEGRL at Mardi Gras bike Rally in Mobile?
http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/showpost.php?p=10955&postcount=50

I'm not doing the Bikers ball or the ride (@#$%ing work) but I might catch up with her downtown. Mobile's finest escorts the bikes along the parade route; passengers throw beads, etc., at the cheering crowd with mucho gusto; and they block off a side street to accomodate parking the bikes.

Laissez Les Bon Temps Rouler

(let the good times roll)