trmn8r
04-11-2007, 02:37 PM
The other day I was in the local auto part store. A doof came in and asked for a seven ten cap.
We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"
He said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it on," they asked? Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten but no, he said its a Buick. "OK buddy, how big is it?"
He makes a circle with his hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
"What does it do?," we asked. He said, "I don't know, but its always been there."
One of us gave him a note pad and asked him if she could draw a picture of it. So he makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center he writes 710.
The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as he writes it ... and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics.
One guy said, "I think you want an oil cap." He said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it, I just need one, and I don't see what is so damned funny about it."
Yes, she was a doof.
Just Observin'
We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"
He said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it on," they asked? Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten but no, he said its a Buick. "OK buddy, how big is it?"
He makes a circle with his hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
"What does it do?," we asked. He said, "I don't know, but its always been there."
One of us gave him a note pad and asked him if she could draw a picture of it. So he makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center he writes 710.
The guys behind the counter are looking at it upside down as he writes it ... and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics.
One guy said, "I think you want an oil cap." He said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't care what you call it, I just need one, and I don't see what is so damned funny about it."
Yes, she was a doof.
Just Observin'