Application for membership

[pairofnines]

Well I was stumbling around in cyberspace and ran into a reference to this new site and found the door standing wide open so I took a look around to just size up the place.

I have to say my hats is off to the “leaders of the group� and am more than a little impressed with their efforts and resourcefulness--- GREAT JOB!

Now to the introduction:

Old, bald, fat man looking for a home (reference to the boll weevil song) without the drama that seems to always surface during the non riding months of the year. Those that have even noticed my username on other sites will confirm that I don’t often post as I prefer to avoid any potential conflict as I truly believe we have enough of that in our day to day life but I do lurk around to get my daily dose of “internet supplement�. Your group has consistently avoided those issues unless attacked directly and I applaud you for that course of action.

I learned to ride in the fifties on an old Simplex that belonged to a friend and still haven’t satisfied my desire for wind in the face. I share my (make that our) ride with the wife and do about 95% of my riding two up with our longest trip being Alaska in 2004. We currently ride a 03’ Ultra and have a 99’ fxdx we purchased so our grandson can ride with us and it also gives us a cool bike for around town.

Now with that said: I don’t know where I fit in this group. Not being a joiner by nature I’m not a #43, Gazinta, not physically equipped to be a “hang around�(way to short in that department), not predisposed for a “reach around�(unless done by the wife)and hope to be more than just a lurker.

I guess (provided the group approves) being from Texas I will be the resident Gazinta lurker in training.:cool:

If this all seems to be consistent with the general philosophy and goals of this site I would appreciate the opportunity to participate.

Lastly: assuming my application for membership is accepted --- Where do I send my contribution without using PayPal?

[GrayRider]

Welcome..I've seen you on other sites.:)

[rk custom]

welcome to the forum
pair-o-9's
glad to have you aboard.

[Geezer-Glide]

Come to the light brother, all are welcome here at the Doof House of Respit. We distinguish not between Doof and gAZINTa, unless it's to cause the other undo embarrasment. But only in a fun and loving way, of course. Having said that, of course it's well known that Doof is superior to gAZINTa, but that is irrelevant at this point in time.

Your lurking is welcome, as is your posting. One rule. Do not eat all the Lay's.








Just sayin'.

[Baalz]

You can send your payment to my home address. I will PM it to you later.

[Cruzer]

pairofnines, welcome to the world of Doof. Don't just lurk, post-up and enjoy yourself. If at any time you feel led to prospect, there is a place in the Doof Clenas club house for that.

[y2k king]

welcome pair...you'll find that this place doesn't really take anything serious enough to butt heads about.....but, we are a bunch of buttheads.

[twinV]

Welcome you sound like you'll fit right in here.

[Fire46]

Welcome, and watch out for the man with the dancing underwear.....

[Scabbydoo]

Welcome pairofnines. Pull up a stool and stay a while. While certainly not necessary, becoming a 'member' of one of this establishments Motorcycle Crowd('s) is certainly encouraged. One word of caution however, gAZINTAs try to convince everyone that the color PINK that they love so much is really "safety orange".


you have been warned...
just sayin...

[Fireberry]

Man, what a Doof! Where do I send the money! Our kind of guy.

Next get together we are going to put you together for lots of food and drink.

Welcome on board, friend. We hope you get lots of laughs with us.

[MegaGlide]

Well I was stumbling around in cyberspace and ran into a reference to this new site and found the door standing wide open so I took a look around to just size up the place.

I have to say my hats is off to the “leaders of the group� and am more than a little impressed with their efforts and resourcefulness--- GREAT JOB!

Now to the introduction:

Old, bald, fat man looking for a home (reference to the boll weevil song) without the drama that seems to always surface during the non riding months of the year. Those that have even noticed my username on other sites will confirm that I don’t often post as I prefer to avoid any potential conflict as I truly believe we have enough of that in our day to day life but I do lurk around to get my daily dose of “internet supplement�. Your group has consistently avoided those issues unless attacked directly and I applaud you for that course of action.

I learned to ride in the fifties on an old Simplex that belonged to a friend and still haven’t satisfied my desire for wind in the face. I share my (make that our) ride with the wife and do about 95% of my riding two up with our longest trip being Alaska in 2004. We currently ride a 03’ Ultra and have a 99’ fxdx we purchased so our grandson can ride with us and it also gives us a cool bike for around town.

Now with that said: I don’t know where I fit in this group. Not being a joiner by nature I’m not a #43, Gazinta, not physically equipped to be a “hang around�(way to short in that department), not predisposed for a “reach around�(unless done by the wife)and hope to be more than just a lurker.

I guess (provided the group approves) being from Texas I will be the resident Gazinta lurker in training.:cool:

If this all seems to be consistent with the general philosophy and goals of this site I would appreciate the opportunity to participate.

Lastly: assuming my application for membership is accepted --- Where do I send my contribution without using PayPal?
Step into the Light, my son...

http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/showthread.php?t=329

[Road Glider]

Welcome my future Gazinta brother. It is far more fun to poke fun at these Doofs than to be one. Plus you have to ask yourself do you want to be a part of a group with rules or no rules. If you are a no rules guy then a Gazinta is what you shall be.

Just sayin.


Well I was stumbling around in cyberspace and ran into a reference to this new site and found the door standing wide open so I took a look around to just size up the place.

I have to say my hats is off to the “leaders of the group� and am more than a little impressed with their efforts and resourcefulness--- GREAT JOB!

Now to the introduction:

Old, bald, fat man looking for a home (reference to the boll weevil song) without the drama that seems to always surface during the non riding months of the year. Those that have even noticed my username on other sites will confirm that I don’t often post as I prefer to avoid any potential conflict as I truly believe we have enough of that in our day to day life but I do lurk around to get my daily dose of “internet supplement�. Your group has consistently avoided those issues unless attacked directly and I applaud you for that course of action.

I learned to ride in the fifties on an old Simplex that belonged to a friend and still haven’t satisfied my desire for wind in the face. I share my (make that our) ride with the wife and do about 95% of my riding two up with our longest trip being Alaska in 2004. We currently ride a 03’ Ultra and have a 99’ fxdx we purchased so our grandson can ride with us and it also gives us a cool bike for around town.

Now with that said: I don’t know where I fit in this group. Not being a joiner by nature I’m not a #43, Gazinta, not physically equipped to be a “hang around�(way to short in that department), not predisposed for a “reach around�(unless done by the wife)and hope to be more than just a lurker.

I guess (provided the group approves) being from Texas I will be the resident Gazinta lurker in training.:cool:

If this all seems to be consistent with the general philosophy and goals of this site I would appreciate the opportunity to participate.

Lastly: assuming my application for membership is accepted --- Where do I send my contribution without using PayPal?

[Homesick]

So, are you our first actual NEW guy here? Cool. And welcome.

joe

[Homesick]

Welcome my future Gazinta brother. It is far more fun to poke fun at these Doofs than to be one. Plus you have to ask yourself do you want to be a part of a group with rules or no rules. If you are a no rules guy then a Gazinta is what you shall be.

Just sayin.

I'm sorry, didn't you just make a rule there? Are you one o' them fabled Gazinta geniuses?

joe

[chickenman]

I think you have come home but repeat after me:
I AM DOOF




Now with that done just think how much better that sounds than:

I am gAZI......gAzI......gazin....Hell I can't even say it!!
Back to second line:
I AM DOOF!!!
OK you get the picture.:028:

[BigAlsRK]

Welcome nines from a Texas Doof...you have come to the right place...and what a wonderful place it is.......you can find the Gazintas here...just follow the scent of cheese....Velveeta that is. What part of TX??

[thedog]

Welcome .. you're a Zinta, no doubt. The 'no conflict' thing .. practice yer duckin'.

[twinV]

You don't want to be a gAZINTA, trust me.

There are no gAZINTA babes.

just sayn'

[route66paul]

You don't want to be a gAZINTA, trust me.

There are no gAZINTA babes.

just sayn'

The problem is, there are. No pictures please!

[71baldboy]

Nice intro pairofnines......and welcome.

[CDouthitt]

Welcome, and watch out for the man with the dancing underwear.....

You mean this...
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n133/CDouthitt/Dancing.gif

Oh, and welcome pair...you'll fit in just fine...

[genoway]

:Welcome:

Welcome pairofnines!

If you want to be a Gazinta just let us know. Don't let the childish dOOfs scare you off. If you prefer to lurk, that is cool too.
:cheers:

[pairofnines]

What part of TX??


Big Al:

I live just up the road a bit north-west of you----

442 miles north-west to be exact. We could meet half way for lunch
at Coleman. That would be 216 miles for you and 226 for me.:roflback:

Do they sell :cheers: in Coleman?

[Jonas]

Welcome 99, liked your intro.

You can send the money directly to me.:roflback:

[genoway]

Big Al:

I live just up the road a bit north-west of you----

442 miles north-west to be exact. We could meet half way for lunch
at Coleman. That would be 216 miles for you and 226 for me.:roflback:

Do they sell :cheers: in Coleman?

AH, so you are a pan-handler!

[dynageno]

Welcome and dam, another Texacan. Jeb, you might have to start a Texas Chapter... :gun:

[KICKER]

welcome pr.'o'9's

[kootiej]

What?

Someone said go here. I'm here. Looking around, there isn't even a parking lot.

Isn't Highway 43 near Fresno? Are Northern California types allowed down there?

[captainlee]

Welcome 99's hopefully you will become a GazintA . Maybe one day we will meet !!!
























:Poke::roflback:

[Dinero]

Coleman, huh?

Coleman could be a good place for a lunch. All the Texicans could ride in and discuss what our Yankee brethren are doing with their snow shovels.

Is there a good place to eat in Coleman?

Set the date and make the reservations.

[pairofnines]

Dayaaaaaaaaaaaaum-------------

I'm lost again>


Quick--------------someone point north>:roflback:

[trmn8r]

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have to ask DNM how I did. he is our resident kartogropher you know.

[TJ Willy]

OK. I nominate KootieJ's moniker be set to "Grave Robber" since he seems to excel at exhuming threads long since buried. :)



If he manages to find where to state his intentions. :Poke:





HINT (http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/showthread.php?t=329&page=18&highlight=state+your+intentions)

:boobies:

[Dinero]

"All that is old is new again."

[TerryMiller]

Is fashion repeating?

Will Al, Big Al revisit Lurlene?

Will families again be torn asunder? Will others make the ultimate sacrifice to rescue lost loved ones?

Stay tuned for as the dOOf lOOps!

[TJ Willy]

Is fashion repeating?

Will Al, Big Al revisit Lurlene?

Will families again be torn asunder? Will others make the ultimate sacrifice to rescue lost loved ones?

Stay tuned for as the dOOf lOOps!


:roflback:

[P 0 P E Y E]

Nines,,,,,,,,,Happy New year and a very late welcome

[captainlee]

Is fashion repeating?

Will Al, Big Al revisit Lurlene?

Will families again be torn asunder? Will others make the ultimate sacrifice to rescue lost loved ones?

Stay tuned for as the dOOf lOOps!


will I be banned again ????

[Berserker]

Only if you buy another Dodge.

[hornrocker]

Is fashion repeating?

Will Al, Big Al revisit Lurlene?

Will families again be torn asunder? Will others make the ultimate sacrifice to rescue lost loved ones?

Stay tuned for as the dOOf lOOps!

:roflback: :roflback: :roflback: :roflback:

[TerryMiller]

will I be banned again ????

I think that depends on how much kidnappin', incarceratin' and uniquely shaped shell fish eatin' ya plan on doing in April.:pirate_pistol: :pirate_pistol:

We've already got the "Free CaptainLee" grassroots campaign all planned out. Than after your banishment ya can publish your memoirs and sell millions of copies.

[pairofnines]

I think that depends on how much kidnappin', incarceratin' and uniquely shaped shell fish eatin' ya plan on doing in April.:pirate_pistol: :pirate_pistol:

We've already got the "Free CaptainLee" grassroots campaign all planned out. Than after your banishment ya can publish your memoirs and sell millions of copies.

We may need a little help during this deal>

Any chance you could come down and help us out?

I mean Genoway will be on the loose, Thedog will be here, and then there is BigAl-----------all this in addition to Lee>:Poke:

It could get nasty>:roflback: :roflback:

Gonna be a good time had by all>:pirate_cheers:
:pirate_whip: :piratehook: :pirate_pistol:

[DynaDav]

OK. I nominate KootieJ's moniker be set to "Grave Robber" since he seems to excel at exhuming threads long since buried. :)



If he manages to find where to state his intentions. :Poke:





HINT (http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/showthread.php?t=329&page=18&highlight=state+your+intentions)

:boobies:

He ain't takin the bait. But ya gotta admire how he just decided to introduce himself in someone elses year old thread. In true Doof fashion.

[TerryMiller]

We may need a little help during this deal>

Any chance you could come down and help us out?

I mean Genoway will be on the loose, Thedog will be here, and then there is BigAl-----------all this in addition to Lee>:Poke:

It could get nasty>:roflback: :roflback:

Gonna be a good time had by all>:pirate_cheers:
:pirate_whip: :piratehook: :pirate_pistol:

We'll see. I'm having some scheduling difficulties. Flying to Houston's cheap. Fly and rent could be fun.

[route66paul]

Is fashion repeating?

Will Al, Big Al revisit Lurlene?

Will families again be torn asunder? Will others make the ultimate sacrifice to rescue lost loved ones?

Stay tuned for as the dOOf lOOps!

I don't think Al,Big Al's heart could take it, besides, she is still upset over her Christmas gift.

As long as there are Doofs and Zints in the same forum we will have lost and mis-guided soals. Families continue to be torn asunder.

I'll be :sofa:

[pairofnines]

I don't think Al,Big Al's heart could take it, besides, she is still upset over her Christmas gift.

As long as there are Doofs and Zints in the same forum we will have lost and mis-guided soals. Families continue to be torn asunder.

I'll be :sofa:

Heard soals were on the endangered species list>:coffee:

[Road King Diva]

Welcome to you Pair from another Texas rider.

[pairofnines]

Welcome to you Pair from another Texas rider.

Thanks for your warm welcome>

I have been here since three or four days after the door to this joint opened>:pirate_whistle:

I'm the eight GazintA http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=6926&stc=1&d=1200614532




I just sit way back in the corner ------- in the dark>:roflback:



but welcomes are nice>

Thank you>:bowdown:



and



Welcome to you Miss. Diva>

:pairofnines2:

:pirate_cheers: