Want to join the Doof Clenas? Sign up here to Prospect and state your intentions...

[MegaGlide]

If you've made the unintelligent decision to join our ranks, or commit to friend or foe of the Doof... or just hang around... you may state your intentions here.

Procedures (like that matters):

First off, learn to say it right. Doof Clenas (Clēnas). Long "e". There.
Now....

13c. Introduce yourself in the "My Story, the Beginning... (http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=2)" Forum!

1. State (in a reply to this thread you're reading right now) your intent (Prospect, Hangaround, Friend or Foe) pick only one.

4. State (in a reply to this thread you're reading right now) your intended moniker (http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/showthread.php?t=153202) (asshat, cat collector, Gazinta squad, etc.). This must be different than your username on the forum.
Trust me when I say that you want to choose this yourself instead of letting us do it.

j.) You may "reply to this thread you're reading right now" by clicking on this here button: http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/images/buttons/reply.gif (http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/newreply.php?do=newreply&noquote=1&p=2656)

5. If you have selected Prospect, you must add "Doof" or "43" in some way to your Avatar OR Custom User Title OR Signature.... NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Note: This applies only here and at VTF. Optional at any other forum.

3. If you have selected Prospect, we may decide to ask a Doof member who lives within striking distance to Sponsor you... good luck... we mostly don't want to be bothered.

6a. 2: A proper introduction in the My Story, the Beginning... (http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=2) area could either help or hurt you, but is nevertheless strongly suggested.

11. Once a Sponsor has volunteered to take your sorry ass on, you must do the following: Ride to a state or county highway 43 (preferably in the company of at least your Sponsor, but this is not strictly required)... any state, any highway 43... and take a photo of your bike with the highway 43 sign. Post it in the appropriate thread. No highway 43 nearby... not our problem.
Note: Hooking you up with a Sponsor may take up to 72 hours, as we will try to find someone local to you. If you already know someone you would like to be your sponsor, let us know.


Important - Don't Screw Up This Next One:

43A. Once you have completed your 43 ride, YOU MUST UPLOAD YOUR QUALIFYING PIC TO THIS OTHER THREAD (http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3558) with your name, date of ride, and any supporting pics.

A qualifying pic looks like this: (Bike & Sign)

http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=15074&stc=1&d=1228001636

7. Once ALL above is complete, you have shown yourself to have the proper Doof mettle... you will be put up for a vote among the bretheren for full membership.

C1. There will be a ceremony involving corks and bandaids to celebrate your initiation into the society of Doof. This rite is performed by one or more Doof Babes. Cork removal will be your responsibility.

9. Members may display their "43" timing covers on their scoot... duct taping is no longer permitted... super glue is still okay.

Welcome and may you never be the same... or not, depending on your present state of mind.

Thanks for your cooperation.

MegaGlide

[DrHeathenScum]

HMO or PPO?

[FireDawgStew]

The lure is working -

1. Hangaround

4. Hose Dragger

[harleyjsb]

hehehehe.......................

[DrHeathenScum]

would making your own "highway 43" sign and putting it up on a sign post suffice?

[MegaGlide]

Well, it'd make you a doof for sure, but you gotta go to a real one to be a Doof. :D

[GrayRider]

The lure is working -

1. Hangaround

4. Hose Dragger

Welcome as a hangaround.....Hose Dragger.

[MegaGlide]

The lure is working -

1. Hangaround

4. Hose Dragger

FireDawgStew, with this, we end an era.
Yours will be, for the forseeable future, the last name entered on the Roster under Hangarounds.
With the opening of this dedicated Doof Clena Forum, we will consider all who register here to be hangarounds, since, you know, we're here and they're hanging around. Duh.
Anyway, welcome, and although you appear to be a little too familiar w/ Gray for your own good, I won't hold that against you. Others may, however.

Oh, and we'll get the first post in this thread updated to reflect the change eventually. We think. Maybe Mike'll do it.

[FireDawgStew]

FireDawgStew, with this, we end an era.
Yours will be, for the forseeable future, the last name entered on the Roster under Hangarounds.
With the opening of this dedicated Doof Clena Forum, we will consider all who register here to be hangarounds, since, you know, we're here and they're hanging around. Duh.
Anyway, welcome, and although you appear to be a little to familiar w/ Gray for your own good, I won't hold that against you. Others may, however.

Oh, and we'll get the first post in this thread updated to reflect the change change eventually. We think. Maybe Mike'll do it.

:thankssign: that nearly brought a tear to my eye...:roflback:




...I'm just sayin' :patriot:

[MegaGlide]

I completely understand. Solemn occasion and all. Carry on.

[rk custom]

Hose Dragger
should we be jealous?:roflback:
Welcome

[8-Ball]

Oh, and we'll get the first post in this thread updated to reflect the change eventually. We think. Maybe Mike'll do it.

Yeah, I'm not busy... what can I do to help...

FDS... welcome and thanks for the great help... you know anything about tufat chat...???

Mike

btw.... fixed that color for ya...

[FireDawgStew]

... you know anything about tufat chat...???


:roflback: I'm stationed in Japan, not China :roflback:

I'll give you a call in a bit :)

[GrayRider]

.. you know anything about tufat chat...???..

Do the add MSG?

[polarbear]

Watch out for hose draggers, they are forever fallin over the dang things.:lol:
Welcome Kile, glad to see ya.


Polarbear

[RedBeard]

I have but one question, just as Lawrence Olivier had:

"Is it safe?" --Dr. Christian Szell

[rk custom]

yes it's safe
safe as running with scissors
sticking your head in an alligators mouth
looking down the barrel of a bb gun while your brother has his finger on the trigger
hows that for safe

[GrayRider]

Perfectly safe, Red...no negative affect on me....







































http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/GrayRider_1951/jay_dance_anim.gif

[RedBeard]

Looks like the old-timer I once knew who would proposition his wife of 50 years by dancing around the room and asking if she wanted to "get jiggy." And this was just how he did it when guests were in his house. :roflback: I think he was a doof before his time. :roflback:

So...... off to find a "43" sign.

[MegaGlide]

So, RedBeard, I take it that you are prospecting w/ the distinguished older gentleman from Ohio sponsoring you? :D
I won't update anything until I hear back.
Don't want to appear pushy.

[GrayRider]

I'll sponsor Red.

[RedBeard]

Thankee, thankee!

I think I know where I can scare up a 43 sign. Gotta go check it out.

[MegaGlide]

Welcome, Red!
Will "Red" work for a moniker, ya' think?

[8-Ball]

Red... welcome home man.... glad to have you here!!!

[RedBeard]

I think I like this joint. The always-serious and scholarly nature of the place appeals to me. Of course, so did high school, and there are probably some of my nuclear tinfoil spitballs still lodged in the ceiling of room 312. :fart:

Btw, I'm going to be on Indiana Rt 43 in a week or so, but without bike. That's probably a good idea, since the snow is about 16" deep right where I'm going. But now what? Photoshop the bike in?

[GODERATOR]

Been tried.
Guy's still around, but he walks with a limp.

[RedBeard]

:roflback: Ok. How about this. I pose next to a US Hwy. 301 sign in the location where a hidden, unsigned Florida Rt. 43 runs with it. No? :nono: Ok, back to the maps. :blink:

[Xkvator]

I think I like this joint. The always-serious and scholarly nature of the place appeals to me. Of course, so did high school, and there are probably some of my nuclear tinfoil spitballs still lodged in the ceiling of room 312.

Welcome Red...we could have worked well together in h.s.

we'll have to start a thread on ''high school''...

[Squish]

i'm finally going to make the jump....just hope no one pushes me off the edge.
i guess i need a moniker, and a sponsor....i'll leave that up to the powers that be.

josh

[Scabbydoo]

apache, told you before, I'd be proud to sponsor you.

[Scabbydoo]

Mega, after you get a few of them jumbos down, talkin' baloney samitches, we need to get apache36 a color change. We'll get back to you with a moniker.

[Squish]

apache, told you before, I'd be proud to sponsor you.

well then that part is settled....now for a moniker.

BTW i'm glad to have you as a sponsor. as my sponsor i think it is your responsibility to inform the elders of my intentions.

SIR could you please inform the great one SIR

[Scabbydoo]

Done and done then. Now, need to sleep on the moniker. Am willing to consider suggestions/requests. As with all things to be decided in Doofdum, bribes help.

[MOOSE]

Not sure if this is the proper place to put this thread. Mods, please move it to the right spot if it isn't.

dynageno, offered to sponsor me if I were to sign up to be a Prospect. Giving serious consideration to this, but that whole thing about taking a picture by a state highway 43 sign is a bit of a challenge it seems.

The closest one that I'm sure of is over in Bakersfield, CA. That's a 500 plus mile ride for me, each way. Not that I wouldn't mind doing it, but it's a bit of a challenge to work into the schedule with 2 young boys, one of whom is pretty active in sports.

So are there any AZ doofs? If so, where did you find a highway 43?

[Squish]

i'll keep that in mind Sir

[Scabbydoo]

Desert_Comm is in AZ and my Prospect. He is looking to make the journey once things warm up. Send him a pm and WELCOME. Geno will be a great Sponsor, he's the developer of the famous 43 hand signal.

[MOOSE]

Desert_Comm is in AZ and my Prospect. He is looking to make the journey once things warm up. Send him a pm and WELCOME. Geno will be a great Sponsor, he's the developer of the famous 43 hand signal.

Thanks Scabby!

[dynageno]

go here Phil
http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=67

[rk custom]

it's is an awesome ride I did it this last fall

[GrayRider]

Copy and paste your post here (http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/showthread.php?t=329).

[y2k king]

hey moose, geno was my sponsor and he don't play that too far routine. don't ask me how i know that.:doh:
other than that he's my hero.:bowdown:

[chickenman]

Welcome to our little dark corner in the back MOOSE!

[swmnkdinthervr]

Hey Moose...the Virginia ride was a long one too (though one of my sponsee's made it...about 350 each way) some of us Virginia Doofs jumped over into Maryland to hit the "43" though it was still about 200 round trip at 35-40 degrees...

[racindude]

Don't get 8-Ball started on a mere 500 mile trip................



:D

[MegaGlide]

Welcome to our newest Prospect, and former big toe, Sgt Hul.., er, apache36!

[Squish]

am i to assume that SGT Hulka is my new moniker....kinda fitting since stripes was filmed here at ft knox

[MegaGlide]

am i to assume that SGT Hulka is my new moniker....kinda fitting since stripes was filmed here at ft knox
Sounds right.

[GrayRider]

Did you get Moose?

[MegaGlide]

Did you get Moose?
As of yet, he appears to be undecided.

[8-Ball]

apache36.... damned good to here this. You know I've been waitin'... welcome to rootinest, tootinest, bunch of Socialites on the planet...

See... I want "riders club".... then I could have said "bunch of riders on the planet"... I'll leave it up to you, but the doof site says riders club... just fukcin sayin'...


Moose.... we don't cotton to fairy assed prospects. If the 43 sign is too far, move... or ride... its not our problem!!! course, you could always inquire down the hall... they don't have any rules or requirements...

[KICKER]

Motorcycle collective?:popcorn:

[Keeper]

course, you could always inquire down the hall... they don't have any rules or requirements...

Thats changed....I'm PRESIDENT now

[MegaGlide]

Motorcycle collective?:popcorn:
Always has been.
Some of you would be less impressed with poor writing if you read better.
I'm just sayin'.:roflback:

[8-Ball]

Thats changed....I'm PRESIDENT now

it was only a matter of time... gotta love Anarchy...

[Pastor Pat]

Hey Jeb....finally got on okay. So...I would like to throw my hat, pants, shoes, bike, first born...whatever else...in the ring and become an official doof. Jeb has agreed to be my sponsor and we are looking forward to riding Texas hwy 43 soon. I would like be known as Pastor Doof and use Genesis 43 ...check it out...it's the chapter on the restoration of the brothers. It's cool. God bless the basement and all who dwell therein. Pastor Doof

[Fireberry]

Hey Jeb....finally got on okay. So...I would like to throw my hat, pants, shoes, bike, first born...whatever else...in the ring and become an official doof. Jeb has agreed to be my sponsor and we are looking forward to riding Texas hwy 43 soon. I would like be known as Pastor Doof and use Genesis 43 ...check it out...it's the chapter on the restoration of the brothers. It's cool. God bless the basement and all who dwell therein. Pastor Doof



You can tell by your first notes that you are welcome here Pat. As you sponsor I would like to you to post up in 'Bikers for God' when you have a short verse, story, note, or something that might help someone here carry a load that seems to heavy.

I know you are busy, but when you can.

Other than that, where is my tape? I am not sure you understand about the 43 Highway Men ride. There is more too it. There is a vote when the time comes as as you sponsor, if I don't get my tape back........well lets just say everyone here will have a very clean bike till you do find and return it.

[MegaGlide]

Welcome to Jeb's new prospect, Pastor Doof!

[71baldboy]

Welcome to all my new fellow Prospects! It's an honour to share the roads with you fine men.
Moose, you can prospect and do the ride at a time that suits you. I got a 1000+ mile ride and i can't wait.
Won't be long now RacinDude!:woohoo:

[rk custom]

I got some catchin up to do
welcome to the new Prospects
you made a good choice

just sayin

[racindude]

Welcome to all my new fellow Prospects! It's an honour to share the roads with you fine men.
Moose, you can prospect and do the ride at a time that suits you. I got a 1000+ mile ride and i can't wait.
Won't be long now RacinDude!:woohoo:




I'd love to take your 43 ride with you, stop and get myself a shirt on the way, check out some roos.............. I'll leave tomorrow, might take me a while to get there though......... there is that water issue and all.........



:D

[racindude]

oh, and Welcome to the new prospects...............



:D

[71baldboy]

I'd love to take your 43 ride with you, stop and get myself a shirt on the way, check out some roos.............. I'll leave tomorrow, might take me a while to get there though......... there is that water issue and all.........



:D

Now that would be COOL!
Bring extra water, we aint got any here.

[racindude]

ummmm.......... the water I'm refering to is that big pond between us........



:roflback:



:D

[Bofinn]

Wisconsin has duck boats, why can't we have duck bikes?










I'm just sayin'....

[CptCeeJay]

First off I'd like to thank Megaglide, Duhast, Cruzer and Homesick for helping me find the strength to face my inner demons and accept the fact that I was born a Doof wannabe and now I can put down my latte, acknowledge the innate beauty of this lifestyle and hopefully join the ranks of the Doofs.
This actually started back in mid 2006 when I was new to the VTF and I saw these posts from people claiming to know the true nature of power and how to wrench more from their bikes. They were the followers of the esoteric ways of Doof Clena. I am a simple caveman and had no idea what they were talking about so I went back to re-jetting my carbs. But I laughed everytime I read something from one of the Doofs. Especially that Lady Godiva. :boobies: Hubba Hubba!
So fast forward to the present (yes I hear you, "Shut up CJ. Yer not even a prospect yet and yer already boring me!" I'll take care of the application here in a minute).
I leave my home, my family and find myself thousands of miles from home courtesy of Uncle Sam and the US Air Force unable to keep in touch with my friends of the VTF. But eventually I return online only to find the grim signs of ethnic cleansing in my own virtual world. :badmood: I find posts from people decrying that most humble and jocular of tribes - The Doof Clena. But then when all seemed darkest I find a few brave souls who show me the way to true wisdom, horsepower and brotherhood "www.doofclenas.com".:bowdown:
Okay, my buzz is just about gone. Standby while I break out the scotch.

1. State your intent (Prospect, Hangaround, Friend or Foe) pick only one.
- Prospect. (Thank you sir... may I have another!!!)

4. State you intended moniker (asshat, cat collector, Gazinta squad, etc.)
- I am Maximus Doofus Meridius, commander of the Doofs of the North, General of the Felix Doofs, follower of the true motorcycle brotherhood Marcus Doofus Aurealius, friend of a badgered poster and brother to an oppressed tribe. And I will have my vengance in this thread or the next! But if that's too long CptCeeJay will do.
5. If you have selected Prospect, you must add "Doof" or "43" in some way to your Avator OR Avatar Line OR Signature Line.... NO EXCEPTIONS!!!
- Duh

3. If you have selected Prospect, the exalted one may decide to ask a Doof member in good standing to Sponsor you... good luck... we mostly don't want to be bothered.
- Megaglide? DuHast? Cruzer? Homesick? Anybody? Help?!

11. Once a Sponsor has volunteered to take your sorry ass on, you must do the following: Ride to a state highway 43... any state, any highway 43... and take a photo of your bike with the highway 43 sign. Post it in the appropriate thread. No state highway 43 nearby... not our problem.
- You bastards. I'm Freakin' 5,000 miles away from my bike!!! I don't even know if Alaska has 43 roads in it. But fear not. I will damn well not be bested by the likes of you! I will find a way and I will do it better than anyone else has before! Or I'll photoshop it...
I think I've sniveled enough.:beatdeadhorse:
On behalf of a grateful nation, those who are about die - salute you!
CJ

[MegaGlide]

Welcome home, brother!
I'll let somebody else pick up the sponsorin' duties, then I'll put you on the Roster...

[duhast]

I'll sponsor him, even if he is Air Force.

Go Navy!

[MegaGlide]

In true Doof fashion, CptCeeJay's post also exists in a parallel dimension HERE (http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1347) and has already been brought to a fruitful conclusion.
Thank you, duhast, for stepping up, but somebody else's bike is getting washed this time. :D

[CDouthitt]

I'll sponsor him, even if he is Air Force.

Go Navy!

Thank you, duhast, for stepping up, but somebody else's bike is getting washed this time. :D

:woohoo: :harhar: :woohoo: :Hurt: :woohoo: :cheers: :woohoo:

[rk custom]

click here (http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/showpost.php?p=17440&postcount=33)

[CptCeeJay]

click here (http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/showpost.php?p=17440&postcount=33)
Wow, that "view one post" trick is pretty cool How did you do that? The best I can do is say that I just filled some more space here:
http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/showthread.php?p=17988#post17988
See ya,
CJ

[MOOSE]

So after much careful consideration and the flip of a coin, and despite having been totally mesmerized by Capt. Lee's avatar, I have decided to:


1. State my intent to be a PROSPECT

4. Intended moniker is BULLWINKLE, seems appropriate. Kind of a slow lumbering doofy animal. Yes, totally appropriate.

3. If it meets with El Presidente's approval, dynageno has volunteered to sponsor my sorry self.

11. Now, when will I make it to Bakersfield?

I just noticed, this is my 43rd post!!

[MegaGlide]

I'm off to do all the appropriate things.
This still gives me goosebumps.
OK, not really, but welcome anyway. :D

Edit:
Holy crap, man! Just saw the profile pic w/ the kids.
That's a 10.

[CptCeeJay]

So after much careful consideration and the flip of a coin, and despite having been totally mesmerized by Capt. Lee's avatar, I have decided to:


1. State my intent to be a PROSPECT

4. Intended moniker is BULLWINKLE, seems appropriate. Kind of a slow lumbering doofy animal. Yes, totally appropriate.

3. If it meets with El Presidente's approval, dynageno has volunteered to sponsor my sorry self.

11. Now, when will I make it to Bakersfield?

I just noticed, this is my 43rd post!!


From a lowly prospect, "Hail and greetings!"
I see from your signature pic that you are raising your boys right!
Ride Free!
CJ

[71baldboy]

So after much careful consideration and the flip of a coin, and despite having been totally mesmerized by Capt. Lee's avatar, I have decided to:


1. State my intent to be a PROSPECT

4. Intended moniker is BULLWINKLE, seems appropriate. Kind of a slow lumbering doofy animal. Yes, totally appropriate.

3. If it meets with El Presidente's approval, dynageno has volunteered to sponsor my sorry self.

11. Now, when will I make it to Bakersfield?

I just noticed, this is my 43rd post!!

Well done Moose. Welcome again, you are re-born.

Great sig pic mate.

[RedBeard]

I've got my eye on a nice Indiana Route 43 sign, but it's too cold to ride. Are there Doof Rules about not stealing the sign and taking it back to Florida for the photo? :whistling:

[GrayRider]

I've got my eye on a nice Indiana Route 43 sign, but it's too cold to ride. Are there Doof Rules about not stealing the sign and taking it back to Florida for the photo? :whistling:
I don't think that's ever been addressed,..would be nice to have one in the garage,..you know, for memories.

[chuck]

This may be the Jack talkin' but I'm in if you will so have me

1. Intent PROSPECT

4. Moniker Chalee

3. Don't know a lot of you folk but you may not know what I'm getting you into or vice versa or not at all.

4. What did I just do?

[MegaGlide]

Well, you've indicated your desire to prospect for membership in the Doof Clenas, chuck.
Stop by the "My Story, the Beginning" area and let us get to know you a bit and you'll probably have a sponsor in no time!
Anybody who'd jump right in like this certainly seems to have what it takes. :D
Welcome to the forum!

[racindude]

Does he remember where he was............



:D

[8-Ball]

Moose and chuck.... congratulations on your intent to join the legendary Doof Clenas...!!!

[RKotter]

After much self-reflection (in front of the mirror wearing chaps), I have decided to state my intention to Prospect. At present, I'm undecided as to my moniker. Some I'm considering (not necessarily in order) are...

1. "The Enchanter" ...Those familiar with the Quest may note that this flows well with my signature, but there is a drawback. I know nothing of prestidigitation and certainly do not want to be labeled a poser by THAT crowd. If anyone could make you disappear, it would be that Copperfield guy. Is he a member?

6. "Sweathog" ...even though the "K" in my screen name is for my scoot (firetronix01 was closer).

F. "Chrome Killer"

F.a) "Extractor"

3, no 5. "Intinidator" ...While the DC's were founded on a similar slip of the finger, this one may not sit well with the NASCAR crowd..

Any help? Oh yeah, if it pleases the court, I'll be needing a sponsor.

PS I don't have chaps

[MegaGlide]

So, you were naked in front of the mirror picturing yourself in chaps?
You have potential you haven't even used yet.

[RKotter]

Is this thing on?

Check 2, 3...Check, Check

:Strnd8:

[MegaGlide]

Is this thing on?

Check 2, 3...Check, Check

:Strnd8:
OK, you need to decide which moniker suits you best and suck-up appropriately to somebody whose bike you wouldn't mind washing.
That way I've only got to update the Roster once. :D

[harleyjsb]

I will sponsor Mr. Kotter. Boss................

[RKotter]

And I choose "Sweathawg"

Thank you, harleyjsb! (http://home.earthlink.net/~otterpond/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/luckiest.wav)

[MegaGlide]

Welcome!
I'm sure your sponsor has some toast for you to scrape...

[harleyjsb]

I don't burn my Toast,Boss

Welcome rkotter.....................















now git to cleanin' my Toaster...................













just sayin'

[RKotter]

My pleasure...

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u3/RKotter/208956e.jpg

[CptCeeJay]

My pleasure...

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u3/RKotter/208956e.jpg

Sweathawg,
Welcome to the gang from a fellow prospect.
By the way - Can you tell me the average velocity of an unladen swallow?
Cheers,
CJ (Doofus Maximus Meridius)

[Jams]

If you've made the unintelligent decision to join our ranks, or commit to friend or foe of the doof... or just hang around... you may state your intentions here.

Procedures (like that matters):

1. State your intent (Prospect, Hangaround, Friend or Foe) pick only one.

4. State you intended moniker (asshat, cat collector, Gazinta squad, etc.)

5. If you have selected Prospect, you must add "Doof" or "43" in some way to your Avator OR Avatar Line OR Signature Line.... NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Note: This applies only here and at VTF. Optional at any other forum.

3. If you have selected Prospect, the exalted one may decide to ask a Doof member in good standing to Sponsor you... good luck... we mostly don't want to be bothered.

11. Once a Sponsor has volunteered to take your sorry ass on, you must do the following: Ride to a state highway 43... any state, any highway 43... and take a photo of your bike with the highway 43 sign. Post it in the appropriate thread. No state highway 43 nearby... not our problem.

7. Once the above is complete, you have shown yourself to have the proper Doof mettle... you will be put up for a vote among the bretheren for full membership.

7. There will be a ceremony involving corks and bandaids to celebrate your initiation into the society of Doof. This rite is performed by one or more Doof Babes. Cork removal will be your responsibility.

9. Members may display their "43" timing covers on their scoot... duct taping is no longer permitted... super glue is still okay.

Welcome and may you never be the same... or not, depending on your present state of mind.

I intend to prospect.
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e228/billylnistico/old-prospecter.jpg

My intended monikur is --:huh: --- etc.

Now will some :Poke: DooF member still sober enough to stand up that would be willing to sponsor my sorry ass please say AYe! :whistling:

[GrayRider]

I got 'cha, Jams.

[Jams]

I got 'cha, Jams.

Excellent :woohoo:

What do I do now??:blink:

Not the cork thing :crying:

[Jams]

Excellent :woohoo:

What do I do now??:blink:

Not the cork thing :crying:


Never mind -- I see that I was putting the cork before the ride to Hwy 43 which would make a very uncomfortable Gazinta like ride with packed astronaut diapers :blink:

[Bofinn]

Nice toaster wax!

[RKotter]

Sweathawg,
Welcome to the gang from a fellow prospect.
By the way - Can you tell me the average velocity of an unladen swallow?
Cheers,
CJ (Doofus Maximus Meridius)

Thanks! and oh, BTW...

What do you mean - African or European swallow?

[harleyjsb]

Good job on the Toaster,Kotter.............

but I'm gettin' a little low on beer................




juat sayin'

[Jams]

Question :D Is the term "just saying" copyrighted and owned by the Doof Clenas Motorcycle Collective?

Or is it privately owned and permission is required in writing from the owner to use it?

[MegaGlide]

That's Gray's area.
Mine is updating folks, which I'm gonna do in a minute.
As soon as a moniker is picked.
You don't want us doin' the pickin'.
Trust me.

[Jams]

I take it that --etc-- doesn't float. :huh:

How about Road Dawg

[71baldboy]

Jams, mate, you're making this harder than it needs to be...........carry on.

[Jams]

Jams, mate, you're making this harder than it needs to be...........carry on.


Sheet, I had to look up moniker in the dictionary and am still trying to figure out why they don't just say what's your "nick name" or "Hey DooF, what's your street name?" :doh: and what happens with the ferns? :huh:

[MegaGlide]

etc. is good.
I didn't know that was what you wanted.
I was confused.
Go figure. :D

[GrayRider]

Question :D Is the term "just saying" copyrighted and owned by the Doof Clenas Motorcycle Collective?

Or is it privately owned and permission is required in writing from the owner to use it?
I stole it from Brian Kilmeade, from Fox and Friends...used it a few times,..and these Doofs voted it in as our slogan. I personally voted for, "It ain't rocket surgery."

[Fireberry]

I stole it from Brian Kilmeade, from Fox and Friends...used it a few times,..and these Doofs voted it in as our slogan. I personally voted for, "It ain't rocket surgery."



and we would have won with 'It ain't rocket surgery.' Had it not been for the hang'in chads.

[GrayRider]

and we would have won with 'It ain't rocket surgery.' Had it not been for the hang'in chads.

I demand a recount!

[harleyjsb]

Damn Chads..............








just sayin'

[Jams]

:cool: Cool

"It ain't rocket surgery" © By: Davukmer all rights reserved

There I copyrighted it for you :woohoo:

There fixed

Now about the ferns?????

[GrayRider]

:cool: Cool

"It ain't rocket surgery" © By: GrayRider all rights reserved

There I copyrighted it for you :woohoo:

I think it was originally somebody else's idea...but I'll steal it,...thanks.

[GrayRider]

I think it was originally somebody else's idea...but I'll steal it,...thanks.
OK,..my conscience is bothering me..it was Davukmer (http://www.v-twinforum.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1033874&postcount=35).

[Jams]

:cool: Cool

"It ain't rocket surgery" © By: Davukmer all rights reserved

There I copyrighted it for him :woohoo:

There fixed

Now about the ferns?????

:whistling:

[GrayRider]

:whistling:

I hope my honesty doesn't cost me any royalties.

[harleyjsb]

It's not always about the money....................



















or is it?

[Jams]

The sacrifice that :bowdown: you have made here today to protect the saying from any GaZinta's trying to claim it, will earn you a special place in the throne room or is it the room with the throne.

[harleyjsb]

We call it the room with the toilet...................










just sayin'

[bobsled77]

would that be your "oval office"?

[71baldboy]

Sheet, I had to look up moniker in the dictionary and am still trying to figure out why they don't just say what's your "nick name" or "Hey DooF, what's your street name?" :doh: and what happens with the ferns? :huh:

Jams is your nick name ya Doof. And you never question protocol. And nothin' happens with the ferns, i just water 'em once a week, and a little fertilizer here and there, depends if gAZINTAs have been frequenting a lot, then they fertilize for me just by speaking.
How about this for a moniker. Doof in charge of Ridin' and Glidin'?

And congrats on making the move.

[harleyjsb]

would that be your "oval office"?



yes,It is......................

[8-Ball]

Lots of 43 rides a comin'.... EXCELLENT!!!!

RK and Jams.... bikes need some serious cleaning...

[Jams]

Jams is your nick name ya Doof. And you never question protocol. And nothin' happens with the ferns, i just water 'em once a week, and a little fertilizer here and there, depends if gAZINTAs have been frequenting a lot, then they fertilize for me just by speaking.
How about this for a moniker. Doof in charge of Ridin' and Glidin'?

And congrats on making the move.


But I thought that I was following those protocals of them who went before me -->
4. State you intended moniker (asshat, cat collector, Gazinta squad, etc.)

Four choices and the only one not taken was -- etc-- :doh:

So it is just the corking and nothing about ferns to worry about? :woohoo:

[Jams]

Lots of 43 rides a comin'.... EXCELLENT!!!!

RK and Jams.... bikes need some serious cleaning...

serious--as in real serious cleaning:unsure: :outtahere: :sofa:

[8-Ball]

what part of prospect are you unclear on?

[Jams]

what part of prospect are you unclear on?

The part about cleaning bikes :huh:

My bike is pretty spiffy clean right now, so I ain't so sure now that you may mean that we need to clean everyone else's bikes. :Hurt:

Can't we just skip the dirty bikes part and go right too us prospects being warmly accepted as fellow DooFs and become instantly cool? :whistling: My hands wrinkle up something terrible from too much bike washing. Do you have any idea how difficult it is it have wrinkled hands with a head cold? Heck you can't reach half as far with wrinkled fingers after those deeply lodged nose burgers!

[RKotter]

Lots of 43 rides a comin'.... EXCELLENT!!!!

RK and Jams.... bikes need some serious cleaning...

Thought I was getting beer.?. I just cleaned a toaster that would have made Mike Rowe sick...















http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u3/RKotter/sixpack.jpg

...as a tribute to your good taste. It comes from the mountain springs to you.

"43"

Gonna need ALOT of ice...

[Jams]

Thought I was getting beer.?....


Yeah,,, next thing you know is that we will have to make all the Beer runs...stock the coolers... fetch cold ones at the snap of finger from regular members....this prospecting is hard work.... I am almost wore out just complaining about it. :D:whistling:

[8-Ball]

this latest lot of prospects seems to be defective...

[Jams]

this latest lot of prospects seems to be defective...

Whining worked with my kids,,:huh: ,,I take it don't work around here. :(

Can I wash your bike after your ride today :bowdown: sir? :D

[pairofnines]

this latest lot of prospects seems to be defective...

Many may become GazintAs as a result of all the repressive rules imposed by the Doof clan.

[Baalz]

Many may become GazintAs as a result of all the repressive rules imposed by the Doof clan.

I have tried to warn them.

[pairofnines]

I have tried to warn them.

When do you plan your transformation?:coffee:

[8-Ball]

Whining worked with my kids,,:huh: ,,I take it don't work around here. :(

Can I wash your bike after your ride today :bowdown: sir? :D

It will be parked at the clubhouse this afternoon...

[MegaGlide]

It will be parked at the clubhouse this afternoon...
Which you'll know, since you'll be watchin' it.

[Jams]

I'm watching Boss :woohoo: http://charliesamson.com/images/exported/fullsize/2003-12-18/watching%20snow%20from%20the%20window.jpg

[harleyjsb]

Thought I was getting beer.?. I just cleaned a toaster that would have made Mike Rowe sick...















http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u3/RKotter/sixpack.jpg

...as a tribute to your good taste. It comes from the mountain springs to you.

"43"

Gonna need ALOT of ice...

Was it that dirty..................

[Jams]

It will be parked at the clubhouse this afternoon...

Was your bike wash as satisfying as your ride :bowdown: Sir?

http://www.motorcycle.com/mo/mclaw/babes3/b2.jpg

Hope that it is OK that I hired out the job? :D

[Bofinn]

That's one smart prospect there.







I'm just droolin'...

[Jams]

That's one smart prospect there.







I'm just droolin'...

:Smart: Your bike will be done in a few minutes Sir,,,,:D enjoy the day.

http://www.wlup.com/EI/T/Pics/PhotoAlbums/DSC03070.jpg

Any other DooFs need a bike washed? :)

[Bofinn]

Hey! That's not my bike!






ummm, never mind - it's all good...

[Jams]

They rubbed it so hard that it turned into Black Cherry Red,,,, they are cooling it back down now with the water hose..... No harm done. :D Enjoy the day!

[Gunfixer]

OK, all the voices in my head are in agreement. We would like to prospect for membership in the greatest asylum in the free world. The great and demented MegaGlide has offered to sponsor me. If accepted I would like Gewehr43 as my moniker. Thanks in advance for the consideration.

[Keeper]

OK, all the voices in my head are in agreement. We would like to prospect for membership in the greatest asylum in the free world. The great and demented MegaGlide has offered to sponsor me. If accepted I would like Gewehr43 as my moniker. Thanks in advance for the consideration.



AHHH!!! FRESH MEAT http://img.citypages.com/imagebank/articles/27_1310/27_1310a14027_p.jpg

[8-Ball]

How are you at washing bikes... its critical for me...

[MegaGlide]

He does this after I finish my bike.
Bastage.

[Gunfixer]

How are you at washing bikes... its critical for me...

Your suppose to wash them? I just let the dirt build up on the ***** till it falls off under its own weight.

[MegaGlide]

A regular meat popsicle, this one.

[CDouthitt]

A regular meat popsicle, this one.

A chip off the ol' block...

[Scabbydoo]

A regular meat popsicle, this one.

Wait a minute. I thought that was Dea................oh, never mind.

[MegaGlide]

Wait a minute. I thought that was Dea................oh, never mind.
Yeah, a real biker.
He got lippy in our 43 Ride thread already, so if he don't straighten up I'll sell his Sponsor rights to Baalz for half a pack of smokes and a dirty magazine. (With women it it this time, eh Baalz?).

Roster is updated, moniker is shortened to "Gewehr", since it sounds a bit like "Go where?" (when pronounced by an ugly American) which makes it a nearly perfect Doof moniker.

[8-Ball]

Your suppose to wash them? I just let the dirt build up on the ***** till it falls off under its own weight.

My bike... your bike can silt the roads all you like...

[TimmyD]

Just saw something that said our newest member is using the name Alex Trebek.
This could be DC's first real crisis as a club.
Don't know if he's the real guy, but I would think that having this guy as a member of Doof Clenas may be put it in jeopardy.

...just sayin'...

[d j]

Ok,here we go...

Wanna Prospect.A whole Doof and nothing but a Doof.

Go buy the handle:The Mechanic.(know a little about wrenches and their order?)

May the Doof elite have mercy on my green hide and show me the way to Doofdom.

[8-Ball]

djk... you made it... great.

Go ahead and get your bandaids and cork... your 43 up in your sig and/or avatar... and someone will be along directly to steer you to the dirty bikes...

[MegaGlide]

Hey, who's sponsorin' this guy?

[d j]

Thanks 8-Ball.Looking foward to it.Lets get this party started!

[Axe-man!]

...I'll claim him unless he's already spoken for, I haven't sponsored anyone yet and my bikes gettin' pretty dirty.....:whistling:

Axe-man!

[route66paul]

would that be your "oval office"?

The difference is that we have an oval on our office, yours is the oval.

[Axe-man!]

The difference is that we have an oval on our office, yours is the oval.

Paul...just curious??? Did you paint the dog's middle nail on each paw so it looks like he's flippin' everyone off, or is that natural?...

again, just curious..:Poke:

Axe-man!

[harleyjsb]

Welcome aboard djk.................

[d j]

Thanks,cool toast.Been wanting to compliment you on that for awhile.

[harleyjsb]

Well thanks..............you wrench for a living??????????????

[d j]

You bet.Been pullin' wrenches for Cadillac for 25 years.

[harleyjsb]

Me too.on and off for about 25yrs.been with nissan for about 10 yrs............

[Axe-man!]

8-ball... you sponsoring djk???

AM

[MegaGlide]

8-ball... you sponsoring djk???

AM
You got him, Axe.
I'll start the paperwork.

[Axe-man!]

You got him, Axe.
I'll start the paperwork.

:woohoo:

...allright djk, I expect nothing less than the best "half-a$$ed, between beer's" effort on your part to comply with becoming a member of the Doof Clena's... we're "strict" like that..:roflback:

Get your "Doof" or "43" up in your sig or avatar to proclaim you've actually agreed to this foolishness.. and then grab me a beer!

Next, you gotta plan your 43 ride!...

If you have any questions, wait until I'm awake and in a good mood...then ask!

For real, welcome to the best forum on the planet!!!

Axe-man!/ Jeff Seal

[d j]

Thanks Axe-man! Thanks for taking me on.Gotta cold MGD for ya.Thanks Mega and 8.Feels like it's gonna be a Doof day after all.Working on the highway 43 plans,shouldn't be too difficult.Got hwy US 34 going right thru town,maybe some Doof way to make that work?
Houston? Your going to have to give me at least a weekend to ride down for that bike wash.Nice to be prospecting with the dc43 crew.Thanks again.
djk/Dave Kelzer.

[Kfengler]

If you've made the unintelligent decision to join our ranks, or commit to friend or foe of the doof... or just hang around... you may state your intentions here.

Procedures (like that matters):

1. State your intent (Prospect, Hangaround, Friend or Foe) pick only one.

4. State you intended moniker (asshat, cat collector, Gazinta squad, etc.)

5. If you have selected Prospect, you must add "Doof" or "43" in some way to your Avator OR Avatar Line OR Signature Line.... NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Note: This applies only here and at VTF. Optional at any other forum.

3. If you have selected Prospect, the exalted one may decide to ask a Doof member in good standing to Sponsor you... good luck... we mostly don't want to be bothered.

11. Once a Sponsor has volunteered to take your sorry ass on, you must do the following: Ride to a state highway 43... any state, any highway 43... and take a photo of your bike with the highway 43 sign. Post it in the appropriate thread. No state highway 43 nearby... not our problem.

7. Once the above is complete, you have shown yourself to have the proper Doof mettle... you will be put up for a vote among the bretheren for full membership.

7. There will be a ceremony involving corks and bandaids to celebrate your initiation into the society of Doof. This rite is performed by one or more Doof Babes. Cork removal will be your responsibility.

9. Members may display their "43" timing covers on their scoot... duct taping is no longer permitted... super glue is still okay.

Welcome and may you never be the same... or not, depending on your present state of mind.


Shouldn't that last numbered requirement be #43? ...just askin! :huh:

[MegaGlide]

Why, yes. Yes it should.

[Majic]

Hello, my name is Pete and I'm a Doof.

I would like to officially state my desire to prospect for membership in this august group. Unless there are objections, I think the moniker "Downeast Doof" would fit me. (I pronounce it, "Hah-ley".) There's a route 43 near by, so the ride & picture thing should not be a problem. I have a fairly clean tooth brush, I think, somewhere, which I can use to detail your bikes if you want. First round's on me tonight at the club house.

What the hell have I gotten myself into…

[Jams]

:woohoo: Fresh meat!!:gator:

[Squish]

i'll take him....i'm gonna be down for a month so that should give him plenty of time to wash my bike, and bring me beer.

[MegaGlide]

I'm on it.

[Majic]

Damn, I would get the Cav Instructor.


I mean, what kind of beer do you like sir?

[harleyjsb]

Damn, I would get the Cav Instructor.


I mean, what kind of beer do you like sir?

:roflback: :roflback: :roflback: :roflback: Your going to fit in just fine.............

[dynageno]

Send him over to the canteen, when your done with him. I have some extra cleaning for him.

[Squish]

ok prospect first things first, i need all of your contact info in a PM. that way when you go on your 43 ride we can be in contact. i'll need hourly updates. oh yeah there may be a task or two for you to preform along the way. ok enough of me being nice...get me a frosty cold adult beverage, and start washing my scooter. be careful it's got fresh paint.

[Scabbydoo]

Hello, my name is Pete and I'm a Doof.

I would like to officially state my desire to prospect for membership in this august group.…

i'll take him.....

Josh, you might have taken on a pretty heavy load for your first Prospect. He!!, he doesn't even know what month it is. You might have to use some kind of cement block carrying "Your military left" type training aids with this one.

just sayin...

[harleyjsb]

Josh, you might have taken on a pretty heavy load for your first Prospect. He!!, he doesn't even know what month it is. You might have to use some kind of cement block carrying "Your military left" type training aids with this one.

just sayin...

:roflback: :roflback: :roflback:

[Psychoholic]

So I'm sitting here, listening to some Johnny Cash and watching my coworkers play World of Warcraft (I can't stand that game), and for whatever reasons I am now compelled to declare myself a 'Prospect' for the fraternal order of the not so honorable Doof. My moniker would be then as it is now, Psychoholic (get to know me, you'll understand).

Y2K King has agreed to sponsor me (I would like to pre-apologize for the misery that he will now have to endure and unfortunately may question the cut-out of his character after agreeing to such a task).

I will go and find me this Hwy 43 soon, I have found one about 100 miles out, so that shouldn't be too bad.

You have been warned.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

[Squish]

Scabbydoo
Josh, you might have taken on a pretty heavy load for your first Prospect. He!!, he doesn't even know what month it is. You might have to use some kind of cement block carrying "Your military left" type training aids with this one.

just sayin...

we have ways of making people learn

[y2k king]

So I'm sitting here, listening to some Johnny Cash and watching my coworkers play World of Warcraft (I can't stand that game), and for whatever reasons I am now compelled to declare myself a 'Prospect' for the fraternal order of the not so honorable Doof. My moniker would be then as it is now, Psychoholic (get to know me, you'll understand).

Y2K King has agreed to sponsor me (I would like to pre-apologize for the misery that he will now have to endure and unfortunately may question the cut-out of his character after agreeing to such a task).

I will go and find me this Hwy 43 soon, I have found one about 100 miles out, so that shouldn't be too bad.

You have been warned.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.


as my first prospect i'll be strict, but fair. i learned this from my mentor...geno:bowdown:

[MegaGlide]

Sounds like you'll be an asset.

[Speedy RV]

1. Prospect

4. Doof Babe

[MegaGlide]

Well, darlin', you don't have to prospect to be a Doof Babe, y'all get a pass on all that stuff because you smell good.
Uh, unless you're a guy who wants "Doof Babe" as your moniker, in which case you may be the first person ever turned down for membership.
Do go on... :s_e_grin:

[Speedy RV]

Well, darlin', you don't have to prospect to be a Doof Babe, y'all get a pass on all that stuff because you smell good.
Uh, unless you're a guy who wants "Doof Babe" as your moniker, in which case you may be the first person ever turned down for membership.
Do go on... :s_e_grin:

:roflback: :roflback: :roflback: :roflback:
:whistling: you sniff when I wasn't lookin'
Glad you like the smell:whistling:
Uh, O my I am no guy Not lasted I looked :yikes: hehee
Thanks Mega
I'm still going on the 43 ride

[LeftyBV]

4 Prospect

3 Doof

[MegaGlide]

OK, Lefty, Rev it UP gets a pass on the moniker thing, too, but you don't.
Please believe me when I say it's better to pick your own than to have us come up w/ one.

Who's sponsoring this promising soul?

[racindude]

spose I could take him on Boss............. My Aussie peospect has not been able to take as good care of my bike as I would of hoped...............



long distance washing is kinda hard.............



:D

[MegaGlide]

I'll draw up the documents.

[Jams]

documents :roflback: :roflback:

Rev-it up and Sweet shouldn't need documents :roflback: but Lefty Blue Volvo may need documents... :roflback:

This is a heavy load you are taking on there racindude. :cheers:

[Chromer]

I am stating my intention to become a DOOF PROSPECT. When I was a construction worker, my nickname was Chromer (because I welded Chrome pipe). So..I think it Chromer would be a fitting DOOF moniker for me.

While not officially a DOOF.. I think I have demonstrated many DOOF type behaviors that would qualify me for consideration to full and official DOOFDOM.

For example:

• What person in their right mind would coast an 800# motorcycle to the bottom of an icy driveway with no plan to get it back into their garage??

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e396/Chromer/12-1.jpg

• What person would be so unaware to not notice that a Manta Ray had attacked his horse and continue riding??

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e396/Chromer/10.jpg

• What person requires a talking dog co-pilot that provides directions home and calls me a cab when too drunk to drive??

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e396/Chromer/06.jpg

(if it’s not asking too much…I’d like Jack the Wonder Dog to be considered for a Junior Cannine membership)

I think I’ve got the mettle to join DOOF society..8-Ball will you be our sponsir?

:KissAss:

[Jams]

Question: Is Jack fixed? :blink:

[Scabbydoo]

What was it that was broken?

[Chromer]

Question: Is Jack fixed? :blink:

Jams..
Yes..as a matter fact he was fixed years ago. But as you can see, that even in his later years he continues to be very "motivated"...:roflback:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e396/Chromer/02.jpg

[MegaGlide]

I can relate.

[Jams]

Well I don't know :unsure: he's still still motivated ya say? :huh:

I was considering sponsoring Jack if 8Ball has to much on his hands to take you both on.....but his motivation will get him in trouble with my little princess "Miss Keiko" :whistling:

She don't tolerate the high motivation types without knowing where home plate is --- just saying. :whistling:

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p52/KWJams/SturgisBug.jpg

[Speedy RV]

documents :roflback: :roflback:

Rev-it up and Sweet shouldn't need documents :roflback: but Lefty Blue Volvo may need documents... :roflback:

This is a heavy load you are taking on there racindude. :cheers:

I & Sweets can have forged documention at various given times, or actual ones...
Maybe....
so let me know if they're ever
needed I'd have to go on a
paper hunt.
birth certification?
shoot records?
baptism?
drivers license?

Good luck to Lefty :Poke:
I didn't know his first name for years.

[MegaGlide]

:HEY: Still need a sponsor for Chromer here!:HEY:

[Jams]

:HEY: Still need a sponsor for Chromer here!:HEY:

Has 8 Ball seen Chromer's plea yet? If he is too busy, I will take both Chromer and his fixed dog on because he appears to be a Broncos fan :verycool: and I could use a :Poke: prospect to take the winter air pressure out of my tires and put some fresh summer air pressure in them. :Smart:

[Jams]

I am stating my intention to become a DOOF PROSPECT.

I think I’ve got the mettle to join DOOF society..8-Ball will you be our sponsir? :KissAss:

:blink:

So busy out riding and meeting folks that 8-Ball is leaving this worthy prospect hanging in limbo :rolleyes:

[Woody218]

Jams, if you want, I will sponsor Chromer, that will leave you able to give more attention elsewhere.

Looks like 8-Ball skipped the country...

[Scabbydoo]

Hey Mega, send 8 one of your patented text messages so he can step up to his call to duty.

[Jams]

Jams, if you want, I will sponsor Chromer, that will leave you able to give more attention elsewhere.

Looks like 8-Ball skipped the country...

If 8-Ball don't step up and pluck this low hanging fruit from the prospect tree :roflback: (killing myself here) :roflback: you can have both of them. :D

Disclaimer: low hanging fruit is not intended to offend or represent the opinions or editorial positions of the janitorial staff or much lesser members of the DooF Clenas Motorcycle Collective. :D

That should be enough or's in the water to sound legal :)

[captainlee]

Hey sign up HERE
http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2616


for true enlightment.

[8-Ball]

Hold on a friggin' minute.... I've been prompting Chromer to get his ass signed up and over hear since... well... ever.

This guy is so full of MP (mock potential)... makes me nervous just thinking about it.

Oh yeah... I want him... he is festidious too... understand he cleans a mean bike... and mines dirty.

I've got him... bikes out back... the really dirty one... don't let that mongrel pee on the rims...

that is all...

•••••••••••••

A guy can't see his computer screen for two days and all hell breaks loose... stick a collective sock it and get back to doofin'...

Cap'n... keep that smelly shlt outta here...

[Chromer]

... don't let that mongrel pee on the rims...

that is all...

...


I know he likes car wheels..I don't think he's that crazy about cycle rims?? :roflback:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e396/Chromer/Jvvvcktire.jpg

[MegaGlide]

Ok, but I ain't drawin' up the papers just yet. This crap of using your username as your moniker stops here. Sounds like something a gAZINTa would do. I'd rather wait until you do something stupid enough, or somebody calls you something funny enough...

[harleyjsb]

Ok, but I ain't drawin' up the papers just yet. This crap of using your username as your moniker stops here. Sounds like something a gAZINTa would do. I'd rather wait until you do something stupid enough, or somebody calls you something funny enough...

How about SnowRider......................:roflback:

[MegaGlide]

Not bad, Toast Whisperer...

[harleyjsb]

Not bad, Toast Whisperer...

what ever do you mean................

[Chromer]

How about SnowRider......................:roflback:

:roflback: :roflback: :roflback: :boobies:

[Chromer]

:roflback: :roflback: :roflback: :boobies:

HOw about "SnowSlider" ?? :roflback:

[Woody218]

How about "Snow-Glide" ?

[8-Ball]

Toast Whisperer.... :roflback: :roflback: :roflback: :roflback:

[8-Ball]

I know he likes car wheels..I don't think he's that crazy about cycle rims?? :roflback:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e396/Chromer/Jvvvcktire.jpg

obviously he isn't easily intimidated...

[Jams]

obviously he isn't easily intimidated...

They probably keep that car around so Jack has something to lift on.....:whistling:

[kwas]

1: I most humbly request to be allowed to join the ranks of the Doof Clenas as a Prospect. I would be a great addition because I have been traveling the same road twice a day for the last 7 years and just discovered it was route 43. How's that for doofability?

4: My given name is Kwasimoto, which I shortened to Kwas, so as not to be confused with my bell ringing cousin. I have never liked Notre Dame.... but I do hear a ringing in my ears.

11: I have found the sign and am awaiting humble permission to ride, snap my picture and return post haste to show the world my accomplishment.

7: Do I have to take the cork out??

9: I can't wait to order my cover and patches.......they'll be my most prized possession, next to my collection of dried out sharpies.

[pairofnines]

1: I most humbly request to be allowed to join the ranks of the Doof Clenas as a Prospect. I would be a great addition because I have been traveling the same road twice a day for the last 7 years and just discovered it was route 43. How's that for doofability?

4: My given name is Kwasimoto, which I shortened to Kwas, so as not to be confused with my bell ringing cousin. I have never liked Notre Dame.... but I do hear a ringing in my ears.

11: I have found the sign and am awaiting humble permission to ride, snap my picture and return post haste to show the world my accomplishment.

7: Do I have to take the cork out??

9: I can't wait to order my cover and patches.......they'll be my most prized possession, next to my collection of dried out sharpies.

:KissAss: :KissAss: :KissAss: :KissAss: :KissAss: :KissAss: :roflback:

[CDouthitt]

The cork only comes out to relieve pressure...then it goes back in...no exceptions.:corker:

[Scabbydoo]

Hey Boss, since I'm down one bike washer (Apache36 - Full Member) I'll take on the "Bell Ringer".

[trmn8r]

:KissAss: :KissAss: :KissAss: :KissAss: :KissAss: :KissAss: :roflback:

man no kidden... doof if I ever saw one!

[MegaGlide]

Done deal.
Weclome to "The Bell Ringer"!

[kwas]

Thank you Scabbydoo......do you prefer towel or air dry?

[Scabbydoo]

Air dry would be preferable but not from a dammm leaf blower, from one of those new fangled air powered scoot driers.

[8-Ball]

kwas... cover order is going in on Wednesday... better get it ordered if you want to be on this go around... just sayin'...

I think all the bikes are looking a little dusty...

[kwas]

Mission accomplished on the order. Thanks.
As far as the washing the bikes, I got the hose and bucket.....

[Scabbydoo]

Don't forget to polish the inside of those pipes.

[MegaGlide]

Don't polish the inside of Rock's. I think he painted it like "Matte Soot" or something...

[Scabbydoo]

:roflback: :roflback: :roflback: :roflback:

[HD FBOY]

Most consider me a dolt, hope it won't be too much of a stretch to become a doof.

1. State your intent (Prospect, Hangaround, Friend or Foe) pick only one.
Prospect


4. State you intended moniker (asshat, cat collector, Gazinta squad, etc.)
Dolt


5. If you have selected Prospect, you must add "Doof" or "43" in some way to your Avator OR Avatar Line OR Signature Line.... NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Note: This applies only here and at VTF. Optional at any other forum.
Does Doof Wannabe qualify?

[BigAlsRK]

Most consider me a dolt, hope it won't be too much of a stretch to become a doof.

1. State your intent (Prospect, Hangaround, Friend or Foe) pick only one.
Prospect


4. State you intended moniker (asshat, cat collector, Gazinta squad, etc.)
Dolt


5. If you have selected Prospect, you must add "Doof" or "43" in some way to your Avator OR Avatar Line OR Signature Line.... NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Note: This applies only here and at VTF. Optional at any other forum.
Does Doof Wannabe qualify?
I'll sponsor this one if there are no objections.....

[HD FBOY]

Wow, that was quick. Thanks. Sure you guys want a Dolt?

[Baalz]

dolt=doof

[trmn8r]

http://home.rochester.rr.com/krunkbydan/shirts/Dolt.jpg

[MegaGlide]

I'll update everything on my next break.
Welcome!
And I won't have to look too hard to find something suitable for your personalized smilie, eh?:Laughing:

[HD FBOY]

Being a Dolt, I don't know how to capture and add to my sig.

[BigAlsRK]

Here ya go....let me know when you've accomplished it......and my scoot could use a wash and a shine....just saying.

http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1662&stc=1&d=1176912811

[HD FBOY]

Here ya go....let me know when you've accomplished it......and my scoot could use a wash and a shine....just saying.

http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1662&stc=1&d=1176912811


Already been down that road, no pics though. Bike is in pieces right now, should be back together by next week, waiting on parts. Will get the ride done pronto. as for the wash and shine, bring her down. That is if you trust a Dolt.

[8-Ball]

as for the wash and shine, bring her down.

This boy is going to need some work...

[BigAlsRK]

This boy is going to need some work...
A problem child eh????

[BigAlsRK]

Already been down that road, no pics though.

Uh-huh........the ole no pics ploy eh???

[HD FBOY]

I'll get pics in the next week or so. Bike is in pieces Pic of bike with invisible wheels on home laptop can be posted tonight. That is if a dolt can figure out how to post a picture.

Mother call me a problem child as well. Whats up with that?

[BigAlsRK]

I'll get pics in the next week or so. Bike is in pieces Pic of bike with invisible wheels on home laptop can be posted tonight. That is if a dolt can figure out how to post a picture.

Mother call me a problem child as well. Whats up with that?

:roflback: :roflback: Oh yes you will fit in quite nicely here.....just saying

[HD FBOY]

Already feel at home.

[BigAlsRK]

Already feel at home.
So how's that 43 run coming along??

[HD FBOY]

So how's that 43 run coming along??

Sorry, been out of town. The rest of the parts came in while I was gone. Hope to get the bike running tomorrow, it is susposed to rain. I plan to get up early and finish the bike mods. It may happen Sunday, depending on weather and if I get the bike running. Otherwise hopefully one evening next week. If I take off from work an hour early I should be able to get over there before dark.

[MegaGlide]

Dark's OK, too.

[HD FBOY]

Finally got the bike finished last night. Got up this morning and did the shakedown ride. Bike is rock solid at 95 plus. I did notice a rubbing sound at low speeds and will need to contact Jerry at Hogpro to check that out. Anyway, I took a couple of pictures, me being a Dolt and wanabee Doof lets see if I can get them posted.


Oh yea, I got the pic with the 43 sign also.

[Scabbydoo]

Nice looking wheels.

And, CONGRATS on the 43 pic.


Hey Boss, looks like we need a vote here.