Jams
04-21-2007, 03:41 PM
The Texas farmer...
A gentlemanly Texas Farmer was selling his peaches
door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40
something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee
answered the door. He raised his basket to show
her the peaches and asked, would you like to buy some
peaches?
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and
asked; Are they as firm as this?
He nodded his head and said, Yes ma'am, and a little
tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off
asking, are they nice and pink like this?
The farmer said yes and another tear came from the
other eye.
Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee
and asked, are they as fuzzy as this?
He again said, Yes and broke down crying.
The lady asked, why on earth are you crying?
Drying his eyes he replied,
the drought got my corn,
the flood got my soy beans,
a tornado leveled my barn,
and now I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches.
A gentlemanly Texas Farmer was selling his peaches
door to door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40
something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee
answered the door. He raised his basket to show
her the peaches and asked, would you like to buy some
peaches?
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and
asked; Are they as firm as this?
He nodded his head and said, Yes ma'am, and a little
tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off
asking, are they nice and pink like this?
The farmer said yes and another tear came from the
other eye.
Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee
and asked, are they as fuzzy as this?
He again said, Yes and broke down crying.
The lady asked, why on earth are you crying?
Drying his eyes he replied,
the drought got my corn,
the flood got my soy beans,
a tornado leveled my barn,
and now I'm gonna get screwed out of my peaches.