MegaGlide
05-02-2007, 05:50 AM
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota(Sturgis), I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they
wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his Harley over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground."
I yelled, "Now, back off! Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you !"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago."
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota(Sturgis), I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they
wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his Harley over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground."
I yelled, "Now, back off! Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you !"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago."