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Geezer-Glide
02-08-2007, 07:47 AM
Looking package today. Being a curious soul, I began to examine it. However, my chosen profession not withstanding, I began to wonder if it could in fact be something else. Something that it was not. Caution took over. I gently placed it back on the front porch, careful not to jostle it. I took notice of the return address. Texas. AHA!! It was a gAZINTa plot!! These nefarious neer-do-well's were out to destroy the very fabric of the universe! The undoing of Doof-dom was at stake.

Carefully.......... ever so carefully I removed the package from my front porch. (New siding you see, didn't want to scorch it) Removing my trusty Buck 110 from it's highly polished and mink oiled sheath, I snicked the blade open. (snick)

With surgical precision, I began my cut. Slowly. Slowly. Checking for wires. Booby traps as it were. (Not that there's anything wrong with boobies, Lady G is a friend!)

No wires. Only........ fabric. FABRIC?? Peeling back yet another portion of the case in which the "bomb" resided, I noticed a shape. No, a form. A friendly form.

IT'S A TEE SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A tee shirt from Jeb, and Javelina Harley Davidson!!!!!!

Thanks buddy!! It looks great!


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Oh yea, sorry 'bout that gAZINTa's, guess I was wrong THIS time......
Baalz
02-08-2007, 07:50 AM
Im still waiting on mine :14unsure:
Dinero
02-08-2007, 07:53 AM
I had to buy mine. Jeb and I are real close that way.
Fireberry
02-08-2007, 08:09 AM
Im still waiting on mine :14unsure:




NO NO NO....


If I remember correctly I ask that the address be PMed to me. I am caught up on my mailing.

If you would send me an address I will get it off.

Man, I feel bad now. If you are waiting then please get it to me.

Thanks
Fireberry
02-08-2007, 08:11 AM
I had to buy mine. Jeb and I are real close that way.



? I thought I took care of you at the check out lane? I can't remember.

Come again, and I will get you a tee.
Fireberry
02-08-2007, 08:13 AM
You think you guys got it tough?

Wait till Gray gets Sancho's package C/O David May, to his home address. That is going to be one bent Gray Rider.
GrayRider
02-08-2007, 08:17 AM
You think you guys got it tough?

Wait till Gray gets Sancho's package C/O David May, to his home address. That is going to be one bent Gray Rider.

If you sent it to the right address :roflback: ....I got one a couple of months ago addressed to Dave the Xkavotor. I went ahead and forwarded it to him,.I didn't mention that Sancho wore it a couple of days first...think Lysol.
dynageno
02-08-2007, 08:21 AM
Beware of strangers bearing gifts. Does that sound familier???
rk custom
02-08-2007, 12:03 PM
snicked it open
that there is funny I don't care who you are
Geezer-Glide
02-08-2007, 01:01 PM
snicked it open
that there is funny I don't care who you are

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route66paul
02-08-2007, 02:45 PM
I'm fat, I wear a 3X:13thankssign:
Dinero
02-08-2007, 04:45 PM
? I thought I took care of you at the check out lane? I can't remember.

Come again, and I will get you a tee.

No, no. That was my wife you were trying to tke care of.

At the checkout desk too?

I wonder why she is not that inventive with me? Must be your smile.:roflback: :028: