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Important Stuff
"Doof History." Herein is a synopsis of how we began, who we are, what we do and some of our practices, rites and traditions..not recommended for the faint of heart.
12-13-2009 01:32 PM Go to last post
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If you plan on attending, we expect you to familiarize yourself with and follow these guidelines. We want to have a blast, but we want everyone to get there and back in one piece. Feel free to add your own safety comments and info.
by Ken R
12-02-2016 07:13 PM Go to last post
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Forum Feedback (2 Viewing)
Let us know what you think... mistakes, suggestions... or, My God, its just perfect!
Today 05:52 AM Go to last post
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Nice to know information. A read only forum.
09-29-2009 05:37 PM Go to last post
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An area where we honor our members who have moved on to a place where it's always sunny and there aren't any tar snakes.
10-06-2015 06:01 PM Go to last post
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The Attic
Not Affilliated with the Harley-Davidson Motor Company.
Our Fine Sponsors (1 Viewing)
Announcements and Feedback. Also, information on how to SPONSOR our website.
10-31-2016 11:06 PM Go to last post
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Welcome! The purpose of this forum is to "formally" introduce yourself to other members. Bonus points for telling us something embarrassing. We encourage you to visit the "Our origins and history.." area to gain a little insight into how the heck this all started, anyway.
02-22-2017 05:28 PM Go to last post
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Classics (3 Viewing)
The Basement at its best! You may continue to post to existing threads, but please refrain from adding any new threads. Thank you !!!
03-01-2017 07:47 PM Go to last post
24 65,684
Ladies Area... (1 Viewing)
We are proud to put you up here!
09-05-2013 10:20 PM Go to last post
82 1,785
Dear Boop (1 Viewing)
Got a question? Looking for information or advice? Life getting you down? Ask Boop. Sort of like Dear Abby, only Doofier.
04-03-2017 11:22 AM Go to last post
265 3,627
Today 06:54 AM Go to last post
1,964 39,759
Random Crap (51 Viewing)
I'm just sayin'.
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No, really, I'm sayin'.
1,321 16,782
by orbit
02-19-2017 10:01 AM Go to last post
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A forum where we swap campground reviews, trip reports, equipment reviews, bike packing, safety, NF, SF, State and National Park reviews, blahblahblah...
by Ken R
07-08-2016 09:43 AM Go to last post
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If they are taking care of you, we want to know. If ya got screwed, we need to know.
09-04-2016 10:29 AM Go to last post
114 1,334
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
by MrSurly
05-26-2016 01:18 PM Go to last post
64 991
Here's the interviews from the past...
by squish
12-27-2013 05:13 PM Go to last post
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Got a favorite biker-friendly hangout? Share with the class! New threads in this forum require moderator approval.
68 317
Tech Talk
If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
Ask The Techs... (1 Viewing)
This is the way it works. Post up your question in the appropriate Forum, then put a link to it here. We'll ask some very savvy folks to monitor the posts here and answer your question. If you are a Tech answering a question, please do it in the linked thread rather than here. In this way, we can build info in the appropriate Forum. Thanks.
01-17-2016 09:13 AM Go to last post
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Engine & Transmission (4 Viewing)
by MrSurly
03-04-2017 09:05 PM Go to last post
554 13,767
by MrSurly
02-16-2017 03:43 PM Go to last post
196 4,093
08-10-2016 11:05 PM Go to last post
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by Dinero
10-28-2016 08:51 AM Go to last post
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Evo's , Shovels, Pans, and anything else...
12-25-2016 06:56 PM Go to last post
51 1,219
Headers & Exhaust (1 Viewing)
by MrSurly
10-21-2016 09:15 PM Go to last post
258 4,943
Troubleshoot electrical problems here.
04-01-2017 10:24 AM Go to last post
198 3,309
03-27-2015 09:45 AM Go to last post
121 1,976
05-01-2016 09:29 PM Go to last post
199 3,343
Suspension (2 Viewing)
Shocks, Forks, Front Ends, Stabilizers, etc...
02-11-2017 06:39 PM Go to last post
171 2,999
11-01-2016 11:34 AM Go to last post
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11-15-2016 01:12 AM Go to last post
263 5,047
by BigTOE
10-23-2016 10:47 AM Go to last post
93 1,559
Possibly, we need just one more discussion...
by MrSurly
05-31-2016 08:40 AM Go to last post
125 2,279
Doing it yourself or having it done...
06-02-2016 08:57 PM Go to last post
165 3,311
02-21-2017 08:02 PM Go to last post
265 5,698
Discuss the proper care and cleaning of the scoot.
by MrSurly
08-02-2016 10:43 PM Go to last post
59 996
Accessories (1 Viewing)
Horns, Pegs, Guards, MP3, Sat. Radio, GPS, etc.
354 5,668
Motorcycle Categories
For the ladies who ride their own bikes (or are considering doing so). This forum is passworded so you can have some privacy to discuss issues that concern you. PM a mod for the password. NOTE: All ladies are welcome here, whether you currently ride on the front or the back, because you just never know...
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If you've gone out and ridden it... let us know your thoughts...
by Dinero
07-07-2015 07:39 PM Go to last post
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Touring Discussion (1 Viewing)
03-26-2017 05:02 PM Go to last post
323 7,944
55 1,354
11-21-2014 08:39 PM Go to last post
67 1,433
by orbit
04-21-2016 03:38 PM Go to last post
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by orbit
10-24-2015 08:35 PM Go to last post
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Shovels, pans, knucks, flatheads and such
by orbit
06-18-2014 07:00 PM Go to last post
29 594
Specialty (1 Viewing)
Choppers, Customs, Rats, etc.
11-01-2016 10:11 AM Go to last post
50 985
Victory (2 Viewing)
by Dinero
04-02-2016 09:34 PM Go to last post
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by DaSkip
07-29-2014 06:10 PM Go to last post
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High Performance (1 Viewing)
03-01-2016 11:18 PM Go to last post
11 155
Japanese, Russian... hey, you asked...
by Slick
11-10-2015 03:48 PM Go to last post
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Bikes that are engineered to be ridden... just sayin'...
by Dinero
11-16-2015 01:24 PM Go to last post
36 575
For those of you who like to do it in the dirt
08-09-2015 09:25 AM Go to last post
19 378
FXR Discussion (1 Viewing)
Like anybody cares
by stoney
02-22-2017 06:03 PM Go to last post
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AKA, Twits On Brits
08-31-2015 09:10 PM Go to last post
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Specific Interest
When you are tired of talking bikes...
by Dinero
04-20-2017 09:30 AM Go to last post
288 2,846
The Arsenal (7 Viewing)
Where firearms enthusiasts gather to discuss their passion for things that go bang. Political debate is one floor down and not welcome here.
2,100 27,364
The Cigar Channel (2 Viewing)
a.k.a. The Monica Lewinsky Sex Toy Forum
by Slick
10-15-2016 08:21 AM Go to last post
563 5,071
Booze (1 Viewing)
What the hell.
03-07-2017 10:03 PM Go to last post
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This is a forum for reasoned political and religious debate. The same rules apply here that apply in the other forums. Sniping, baiting, and just generally trying to get a rise out of someone will not be tolerated. Forum is passworded. PM an administrator or moderator for password.
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For political humor and political/editorial cartoons. Same password as R&P.
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Clean & Sober (2 Viewing)
by Dinero
09-20-2016 09:25 AM Go to last post
61 1,342
08-23-2015 11:10 PM Go to last post
113 2,410
Joke(s) of the Day (2 Viewing)
Keep it family friendly here...
04-20-2017 06:31 PM Go to last post
2,258 16,324
Got a favorite recipe... share it here.
by DaSkip
02-12-2017 07:38 PM Go to last post
555 6,449
Got a project going or finished... Got a question...
by MrSurly
Yesterday 12:42 AM Go to last post
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12-25-2013 04:01 PM Go to last post
116 1,983
Put on your sweats and come on in.
05-22-2014 06:55 AM Go to last post
59 2,201
In Memory Of... (1 Viewing)
We want to send our prayers to those who grieve...
02-17-2017 06:41 PM Go to last post
396 6,227
Movie Reviews (2 Viewing)
Have you seen a good one? Maybe a bomb..tell us about it here.
by DaSkip
02-04-2016 04:13 PM Go to last post
275 2,332
TV Shows (1 Viewing)
02-06-2017 12:00 AM Go to last post
79 1,190
Read a good one..or bad one. Tell us about it here.
02-17-2017 12:16 PM Go to last post
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Sports (1 Viewing)
Talk about your team(s) here.
12-11-2016 05:41 PM Go to last post
442 4,918
Computer Talk (1 Viewing)
Have a computer question, problem or internet issue? The computer talk is here.
04-21-2017 01:38 PM Go to last post
348 4,957
Sound Bytes and Video (1 Viewing)
Got a great sound clip or video? Post it here.
by MrSurly
01-03-2017 05:36 PM Go to last post
152 1,083
The Prayer Line (1 Viewing)
Got a prayer request(s)? Here's the place.
by MrSurly
12-30-2016 12:59 PM Go to last post
663 26,881
Celebrations! (1 Viewing)
Birthday, anniversary, or something worthy of celebration? Share with us here..
Yesterday 10:46 PM Go to last post
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Cages (1 Viewing)
We talk about 'em every once in awhile, so what the hell? Probably get more play than the stupid FXR Forum...
140 2,427
Updates from Molly.
by trmn8r
07-18-2013 02:43 AM Go to last post
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Let Us Know About Upcoming Rides and Events
Annual ride to honor those who are gone but not forgotten
by BillyB
08-04-2015 09:07 AM Go to last post
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Northeast (1 Viewing)
Connecticut, Delaware, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Vermont and West Virginia
by yolkum
04-14-2017 09:19 AM Go to last post
240 9,117
Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Virginia.
02-18-2016 09:10 PM Go to last post
206 5,025
Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Michigan, Missouri, Minnesota, Ohio and Wisconsin.
by d j
02-19-2017 10:11 AM Go to last post
434 16,241
Arizona, New Mexico, Oklahoma and Texas
Today 05:31 AM Go to last post
272 8,838
Pacific (2 Viewing)
California, Idaho, Nevada, Oregon, Washington, Hawaii, and Alaska.
73 1,217
Colorado, Kansas, Montana, North Dakota, Nebraska, South Dakota, Utah and Wyoming
07-22-2015 12:18 PM Go to last post
28 439
Sturgis (1 Viewing)
by MrSurly
08-02-2015 11:44 AM Go to last post
25 486
Isle of Disdain and other things irreverant...
Care to vent...
What just sets you off...
Private 251 5,115
Never 0 0
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Keep the questionable stuff here... If you don't know what this means, best STAY OUT...
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What's Mine Is Yours...
Classifieds (2 Viewing)
If you don't own it, you can't sell it here. No listings for "buddies", no commercial listings unless you're a sponsor, no exceptions. Keep it on track please. Price and/or Product flaming will not be tolerated. Ads without prices will be tolerated, but just barely. Note: Your first post should NOT be in this forum. Introduce yourself first.
by hgjoel
Yesterday 08:28 PM Go to last post
525 4,544
Item Wanted (1 Viewing)
Looking to buy something... post up here.
08-30-2016 05:04 PM Go to last post
173 1,738
He'p a brutha out. You don't need it? Offer it to some who can use it. Keepin' it real.
04-02-2016 03:45 PM Go to last post
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Clubs & Groups
If you think you are special...
Doof Clenas
just sayin'...
List of Officers, Doof Babes, Members, Prospects, Hangarounds, and the spring boys...
04-25-2016 04:04 PM Go to last post
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Want to join the Doof Clenas? Sign up here to Prospect or state your intentions...
58 4,152
Post them here or they get lost...
by BigTOE
08-30-2016 09:10 PM Go to last post
254 6,232
Doof Wares (1 Viewing)
Timer Covers, Shirts, Caps, Embroidered Patches, Thongs... etc.
06-14-2016 07:02 PM Go to last post
113 4,113
Doof it up here!!!
by orbit
02-17-2017 09:38 PM Go to last post
1,597 32,978
Doofapaloozas (6 Viewing)
I'm riding 1,200 miles to spend a week with some avid motorcycle enthusiasts I met on the internet, dear. What could go wrong?
09-26-2016 12:18 PM Go to last post
1,214 32,958
The Beginning, The Wrench, Rites, and Rituals...
28 1,503
NoVA Delinquents
They started it...
You tawkin' to me?!
06-28-2014 07:02 AM Go to last post
177 2,984
Ride Planner (1 Viewing)
Got a plan, put it here...
03-21-2017 06:17 AM Go to last post
100 2,738
Cloud Riders
Puffy, white, moist and dirty
It's "tawk", sweet cheeks.
by Dinero
03-30-2017 05:30 PM Go to last post
48 983
See above...
by Dinero
03-26-2017 04:26 PM Go to last post
44 2,637
Don't want to "soil" the party...
Evil Deeds Discussed (1 Viewing)
No further explanation necessary...
by thedog
11-18-2016 12:16 PM Go to last post
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06-18-2016 05:37 AM Go to last post
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