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Hello, this is Bubba down at the package store. That bottle of Pappy's came in and we're down to your name on the list.

So I burn rubber and find out I also have have to buy whatever is behind door number two or three. They had me in a spot, so I'll be testing out the local product.

Talk amongst yourselves.

oh lordy !

It musta been good. He's passed out in the corner drooling on himself and can't tell us how good it was.

Makes sense to me. Just sayin'.