Noah.
 

Unmitigated tripe.

One of the most beloved stories from the Bible, rewritten by left-wing, tofu eating evolutionists into The Lord of the Rings with water.

The most entertaining part of the movie was the guy sitting next to Boop who would occasionally let out a "NOAH!", in a deep baritone stage whisper (think Bill Cosby).

Some cool CGI-ing, but overall two thumbs way, way down.

Nothing in that movie is correct, from a bible standpoint. There is no veiling the constant green movement, vegan brainwashing going on here. That said, Russell Crowe, Anthony Hopkins, Emma Watson et al make for a very dramatic movie. My favorite part was when he was telling the story of creation, with the CGI evolution of life on earth...not.

For those of you who haven't seen God's Not Dead, I highly recommend you see this film. Very heartwarming and encouraging.

Bob

Warning and recommendation noted!

Thanks for the warning Dave! :blink: I've been to the movie theaters maybe three times in the last 15-20 years.:coffee: I'd rather live it than watch it. :whistling:











BOB:scared2:

My wife wanted to go, but I already knew the ending.

He doubled down and hit big?

Yep, in my head the entire time.


Vooba, vooba,vooba....


ding! NOAH!


(pause)

Vooba, vooba, vooba...



ding! NOAH!


(pause)


Who's that?



It is the LORD, NOAH!


You're kiddin', right?

I hear the rock people are very true to life...

joe

Recommendation nited


Communication from the elemental world...

Other thoughts...

If you eat/ live a vegan lifestyle/ diet you will live longer.

If your boat uses biomass for power it can run for 40 days and 40 nights.

Use renewable resources to build things with, trees, glue made from tree sap, grasses and such things for clothing, baskets and storage...

Review by my brother;

I went to see the new movie Noah's Ark yesterday. The only similarities with the true story are there was a guy named Noah and he helped build an ark. In the movie, giant talking rocks built the ark. There was a lot of fighting and killing - especially by the rocks. Noah refused to let one of his sons take a wife and left her to die in a leg trap where she was trampled to death. He told his pregnant daughter-in-law that he was going to kill her baby when it was born. And, there was a stowaway onboard the ark who tried to convince Noah's son to kill Noah for not allowing him to take a wife. There's another movie coming out in 2-3 weeks about a boy who claims to have gone to Heaven and seen his relatives. That movie is based on an actual story.

:blink:

:roflback::roflback::roflback::roflback::roflback:

The rock people from Galaxy Quest are in this? Cool! So this is really a prequel then, right?

2 Timothy 4:3
American Standard Version (ASV)
3 For the time will come when they will not endure the sound doctrine; but, having itching ears, will heap to themselves teachers after their own lusts;

There is a pervading sense of evil throughout the movie. Violent, creepily supernatural, and ridiculous. I'm offended we spent money on this.

And yeah, I kept wanting some voice to say, "How long can you tread water?"