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Ol Mike 02-12-2018 03:38 PM

His new golf shoes
 
Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them. He was so delighted with his purchase, he decided to wear them home to show the missus. Walking proudly into the house, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me? Margaret at age 83 looked him over and replied, "Nope.

Frustrated , Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new golf shoes. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.

Furious, Bert yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" "Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW GOLF SHOES!

Without missing a beat, old Margaret replies, "You shoulda bought a new hat, Bert.

Harry The M 02-12-2018 06:07 PM

Poor Bert!!!

Fe Butte 02-12-2018 07:46 PM

:lol:









The dealer doesn't stock the hat I'm looking for...


Will keep looking, this years quest.


:whistling:

Margarita 02-12-2018 10:39 PM

Hope you find the hat and things start looking up for you soon.

Ol Mike 02-12-2018 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Margarita (Post 1507382)
Hope you find the hat and things start looking up for you soon.

I'll try my luck and get a hard hat. :whistling:

Dinero 02-13-2018 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Margarita (Post 1507382)
Hope you find the hat and things start looking up for you soon.

:roflback::roflback:

hornrocker 02-13-2018 01:21 PM

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

hornrocker 02-13-2018 01:22 PM

That bitch....


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