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Forum: Random Crap 03-14-2020, 10:56 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,591
Posted By Pete Logan
Toilet paper is for people who don't know how to...

Toilet paper is for people who don't know how to clean their arses with their hands and a cup of water.


At least, that's what my wife tells me. She does it all the time.


Not having running...
Forum: Random Crap 12-15-2013, 01:15 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 698
Posted By Pete Logan
"Pop - I left my wife. She was a virgin" ...

"Pop - I left my wife. She was a virgin"

"You done good, Son. If she ain't good enough for her brothers........"
Forum: Random Crap 11-25-2013, 11:48 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 344
Posted By Pete Logan
Sounds about right :roflback::roflback:

Sounds about right :roflback::roflback:
Forum: Random Crap 11-24-2013, 12:10 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 541
Posted By Pete Logan
I know guys that do that. Works on the erzazt...

I know guys that do that. Works on the erzazt coffee made out of leather. Not necessary on good stuff.

Wife is a Finn. Say no more :roflback:
Forum: Random Crap 11-24-2013, 12:04 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 949
Posted By Pete Logan
Righteous. Your own security and that of your...

Righteous. Your own security and that of your family, neighbors, friends and the little old lady on the street is in your hands.

LEO is 20 minutes away from a 3 shot incident. They can write...
Forum: Random Crap 11-24-2013, 11:52 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 949
Posted By Pete Logan
Y'all not tryin hard enough, son :roflback:

Y'all not tryin hard enough, son :roflback:
Forum: General Bike Discussions 11-08-2013, 09:32 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,164
Posted By Pete Logan
Now that right there should be illegal. Trucks...

Now that right there should be illegal. Trucks carry.
Forum: Random Crap 11-06-2013, 11:18 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 573
Posted By Pete Logan
They always do that. Get used to it :roflback:

They always do that. Get used to it :roflback:
Forum: Random Crap 11-06-2013, 11:16 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 573
Posted By Pete Logan
And a couple for the Wee Lass Scots Wha Hea ...

And a couple for the Wee Lass

Scots Wha Hea

http://www.lameschmillen.net/music/angelflyingtooclosetotheground.mp3

http://www.lameschmillen.net/music/tellmeonemorelie.mp3

More in the same...
Forum: Random Crap 11-06-2013, 11:12 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 573
Posted By Pete Logan
One for BT ...

One for BT

http://www.lameschmillen.net/music/aceofspades.mp3
Forum: General Bike Discussions 11-04-2013, 09:11 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,164
Posted By Pete Logan
Only if you get caught :sofa:

Only if you get caught :sofa:
Forum: Random Crap 11-04-2013, 09:00 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 573
Posted By Pete Logan
Don't worry about the stalkers. We love new...

Don't worry about the stalkers.

We love new targets, wee lass.

Logan
Forum: Random Crap 11-04-2013, 08:57 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 376
Posted By Pete Logan
Naw - it was me. But y'all try and prove it...

Naw - it was me.

But y'all try and prove it :outtahere:
Forum: General Bike Discussions 11-04-2013, 08:54 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,164
Posted By Pete Logan
I'm not wide enough for a shoulder rig, so I use...

I'm not wide enough for a shoulder rig, so I use a jacket. My 1911 is too big for regular carry except in a belt rig, which would get me about five in the slammer around here :outtahere:

9mm is...
Forum: General Bike Discussions 11-01-2013, 12:07 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,164
Posted By Pete Logan
Well what ****kin use is that ???? My...

Well what ****kin use is that ????

My pistola is next to my heart and C1 and the two spare mags are on the other side. 36 rounds. Totally illegal of course. Who gives a Sheit.

Bags are for...
Forum: Random Crap 10-25-2013, 07:24 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 395
Posted By Pete Logan
Sh1t happens. That's why we run machines where...

Sh1t happens. That's why we run machines where we don't care if sh1t happens.

Mine is currently on it's way back from UK where it went to be fixed after upgrading from Win 7 to Win 8 and taking a...
Forum: General Bike Discussions 09-30-2013, 12:52 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 907
Posted By Pete Logan
And the most porous borders. It don't take guns...

And the most porous borders. It don't take guns to persuade someone to cease and desist. Where would you like me to prove I was at the time :roflback:
Forum: General Bike Discussions 09-26-2013, 02:00 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 907
Posted By Pete Logan
Lying fukken bastard :roflback: For...

Lying fukken bastard :roflback:

For weebikerlass, don't worry about the stalkers. We take them out with a KAR98 from 1500 yards. Jus let us know :outtahere:

Pete the mad bastard Scot :sofa:
Forum: Random Crap 09-12-2013, 12:47 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 944
Posted By Pete Logan
Bullshit. There are only 22 countries in the...

Bullshit. There are only 22 countries in the world that I have NOT invaded...........BlaaaaaHaaaaFukkenHaaaaaaaaaaaaa :roflback:


Naw...........Nice place. I lived in Staten Island for a while...
Forum: Random Crap 09-12-2013, 12:33 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 967
Posted By Pete Logan
Bloody knew it wouldn't

Bloody knew it wouldn't
Forum: Random Crap 09-12-2013, 12:33 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 967
Posted By Pete Logan
Dunno, but in ScotchBastardLang we usually just...

Dunno, but in ScotchBastardLang we usually just call'em "****Features".

Dunno if that'll get thru the censor :outtahere:
Forum: Random Crap 09-12-2013, 12:27 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 466
Posted By Pete Logan
Chocolate run today. Always secure yer supply. ...

Chocolate run today. Always secure yer supply.

Damn - you ten years too young, girl :sofa:

Love, Pete.
Forum: General Bike Discussions 09-11-2013, 12:32 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 803
Posted By Pete Logan
Dumfries I know. Grandparents used to live at...

Dumfries I know. Grandparents used to live at Gatehouse.
Forum: General Bike Discussions 09-11-2013, 12:30 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 803
Posted By Pete Logan
Damn - I thought it was about guns :roflback:

Damn - I thought it was about guns :roflback:
Forum: Random Crap 09-05-2013, 01:19 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 581
Posted By Pete Logan
Never apologize. Just say "Firk - how should...

Never apologize.

Just say "Firk - how should I know - I was drunk"

If they don't accept that, then screwem
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