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Pete Logan
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Random Crap
03-14-2020, 10:56 AM
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What’s the deal with toilet paper?
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Pete Logan
Toilet paper is for people who don't know how to...
Toilet paper is for people who don't know how to clean their arses with their hands and a cup of water.
At least, that's what my wife tells me. She does it all the time.
Not having running...
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Random Crap
12-15-2013, 01:15 PM
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Redneck Divorce
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Pete Logan
"Pop - I left my wife. She was a virgin" ...
"Pop - I left my wife. She was a virgin"
"You done good, Son. If she ain't good enough for her brothers........"
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Random Crap
11-25-2013, 11:48 AM
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An easy mistake to make.
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Pete Logan
Sounds about right :roflback::roflback:
Sounds about right :roflback::roflback:
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Random Crap
11-24-2013, 12:10 PM
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Salted coffee?
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Pete Logan
I know guys that do that. Works on the erzazt...
I know guys that do that. Works on the erzazt coffee made out of leather. Not necessary on good stuff.
Wife is a Finn. Say no more :roflback:
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Random Crap
11-24-2013, 12:04 PM
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Top 25 Most Dangerous Neighborhoods in America
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Pete Logan
Righteous. Your own security and that of your...
Righteous. Your own security and that of your family, neighbors, friends and the little old lady on the street is in your hands.
LEO is 20 minutes away from a 3 shot incident. They can write...
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Random Crap
11-24-2013, 11:52 AM
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Top 25 Most Dangerous Neighborhoods in America
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Pete Logan
Y'all not tryin hard enough, son :roflback:
Y'all not tryin hard enough, son :roflback:
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General Bike Discussions
11-08-2013, 09:32 AM
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Saddle Bag Lid Locks....
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Pete Logan
Now that right there should be illegal. Trucks...
Now that right there should be illegal. Trucks carry.
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Random Crap
11-06-2013, 11:18 AM
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Off to Falkirk beside the wheel.
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Pete Logan
They always do that. Get used to it :roflback:
They always do that. Get used to it :roflback:
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Random Crap
11-06-2013, 11:16 AM
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Off to Falkirk beside the wheel.
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Posted By
Pete Logan
And a couple for the Wee Lass Scots Wha Hea ...
And a couple for the Wee Lass
Scots Wha Hea
http://www.lameschmillen.net/music/angelflyingtooclosetotheground.mp3
http://www.lameschmillen.net/music/tellmeonemorelie.mp3
More in the same...
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Random Crap
11-06-2013, 11:12 AM
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Off to Falkirk beside the wheel.
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Pete Logan
One for BT ...
One for BT
http://www.lameschmillen.net/music/aceofspades.mp3
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General Bike Discussions
11-04-2013, 09:11 AM
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Saddle Bag Lid Locks....
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Pete Logan
Only if you get caught :sofa:
Only if you get caught :sofa:
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Random Crap
11-04-2013, 09:00 AM
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Off to Falkirk beside the wheel.
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Pete Logan
Don't worry about the stalkers. We love new...
Don't worry about the stalkers.
We love new targets, wee lass.
Logan
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Random Crap
11-04-2013, 08:57 AM
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I didn't know a cramp
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Pete Logan
Naw - it was me. But y'all try and prove it...
Naw - it was me.
But y'all try and prove it :outtahere:
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General Bike Discussions
11-04-2013, 08:54 AM
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Saddle Bag Lid Locks....
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Pete Logan
I'm not wide enough for a shoulder rig, so I use...
I'm not wide enough for a shoulder rig, so I use a jacket. My 1911 is too big for regular carry except in a belt rig, which would get me about five in the slammer around here :outtahere:
9mm is...
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General Bike Discussions
11-01-2013, 12:07 PM
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Saddle Bag Lid Locks....
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Pete Logan
Well what ****kin use is that ???? My...
Well what ****kin use is that ????
My pistola is next to my heart and C1 and the two spare mags are on the other side. 36 rounds. Totally illegal of course. Who gives a Sheit.
Bags are for...
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Random Crap
10-25-2013, 07:24 AM
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Is this for real?
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Pete Logan
Sh1t happens. That's why we run machines where...
Sh1t happens. That's why we run machines where we don't care if sh1t happens.
Mine is currently on it's way back from UK where it went to be fixed after upgrading from Win 7 to Win 8 and taking a...
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General Bike Discussions
09-30-2013, 12:52 PM
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BigTeds rebored barrels arrive
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Pete Logan
And the most porous borders. It don't take guns...
And the most porous borders. It don't take guns to persuade someone to cease and desist. Where would you like me to prove I was at the time :roflback:
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General Bike Discussions
09-26-2013, 02:00 PM
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BigTeds rebored barrels arrive
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Pete Logan
Lying fukken bastard :roflback: For...
Lying fukken bastard :roflback:
For weebikerlass, don't worry about the stalkers. We take them out with a KAR98 from 1500 yards. Jus let us know :outtahere:
Pete the mad bastard Scot :sofa:
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Random Crap
09-12-2013, 12:47 AM
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I am..
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Pete Logan
Bullshit. There are only 22 countries in the...
Bullshit. There are only 22 countries in the world that I have NOT invaded...........BlaaaaaHaaaaFukkenHaaaaaaaaaaaaa :roflback:
Naw...........Nice place. I lived in Staten Island for a while...
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Random Crap
09-12-2013, 12:33 AM
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JAFO.... Dippsy... bigjailerman...
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Pete Logan
Bloody knew it wouldn't
Bloody knew it wouldn't
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Random Crap
09-12-2013, 12:33 AM
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JAFO.... Dippsy... bigjailerman...
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Pete Logan
Dunno, but in ScotchBastardLang we usually just...
Dunno, but in ScotchBastardLang we usually just call'em "****Features".
Dunno if that'll get thru the censor :outtahere:
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Random Crap
09-12-2013, 12:27 AM
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Sweet Tooth...?
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Pete Logan
Chocolate run today. Always secure yer supply. ...
Chocolate run today. Always secure yer supply.
Damn - you ten years too young, girl :sofa:
Love, Pete.
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General Bike Discussions
09-11-2013, 12:32 AM
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Barrels off to be re bored
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803
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Pete Logan
Dumfries I know. Grandparents used to live at...
Dumfries I know. Grandparents used to live at Gatehouse.
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General Bike Discussions
09-11-2013, 12:30 AM
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Barrels off to be re bored
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803
Posted By
Pete Logan
Damn - I thought it was about guns :roflback:
Damn - I thought it was about guns :roflback:
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Random Crap
09-05-2013, 01:19 AM
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Drunk texting
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581
Posted By
Pete Logan
Never apologize. Just say "Firk - how should...
Never apologize.
Just say "Firk - how should I know - I was drunk"
If they don't accept that, then screwem
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