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Old 09-06-2022, 06:34 PM
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Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned

pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best deer hunting friends, Cooter and Gomer.

The three men had always hunted and fished together and were long time members of a hunting camp.

Cooter arrived first, and when the medical examiner pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, “Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.”

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, “Nope, t'ain't Stanley .”

The medical examiner thought this was rather strange, So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.

Gomer looked at the body and said, “Yup, he's pretty well burnt up... Roll him over, let me get a getter look...” The medical examiner rolled Stanley over and Gomer said, “No, that ain't Stanley, 'tall.”

The medical examiner asked, “I gotta know... How can you be so sure...?”

So, Gomer said, “Well, Stanley had two ass-holes.”

“What?!? asked the medical examiner... "He had two ass-holes?”

Gomer and Cooter both replied...
“Yup, we never seen 'em, but whenever we wuz all together... everybody used to say, there goes Stanley with them two ass-holes...

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