As fun as trying to get across to the Lowes chat line person, that after driving 80 miles to the store, there are still not nine clamping knobs in the hardware bin that were not there three weeks ago, even after the hardware guy said the order was coming in next week. Three weeks ago...
I need a job where I can lie to everyone and deflect shortcomings onto someone else. But I am not that person, my shortcoming is I care too much.