"Are you gonna eat that last piece of Spam?"-Several

"Sure, you can have a beer stranger, but we'll need to take your picture in the hat." -MegaGlide

"Ok."-Stranger

"It's a thing of beauty to watch Gray ride a motorcycle."-Rock (My personal favorite)

"Is that a rat or squirrel on your shoulder?"-8-Ball

"You guys can stay out here by the pool all night for all I care, just don't get in it."-Security guard

8-Ball 09-08-2006 05:33 PM
"The sex change isn't quite complete, but progressing nicely... I'm still a little uneven. But what do you want for 10 bucks?" - Carl

"You can't color on that, you'll ruin it" (to 8-Ball) - Vaneeeeeeesa

"Bring us back a turkey." - unknown

"She didn't even do the reach around... a real lady." - Rock

"This will easily beat all the bikes here." - Don

"I was raped in prison... but don't like to talk about it." - Gray

"I need help getting it out." - Jeb

"I try to go to the Waffle House in every city I visit." - Mega

Anastasia 09-08-2006 05:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball

"I need help getting it out." - Jeb
did he?................

Rock 09-08-2006 05:50 PM
"Your name should be Rock Hard" ~ Vanessa
"I love that 2:1, but can't give up my duals. You tell anyone and I'll deny it" - I won't tell. You know who you are.
"Your bike has too much stuff on it." ~ Gray
"You locked the Miller Lite up in your room Junior. I forced to drink the Burbon." ~ Megaglide
"I didn't like the outcome of that race yesterday. Can we do it again?" ~ 8-Ball
"Eating that salt really did settle my stomach. Thanks Stan" ~ Attila
"You're the greatest suprise I've had on this trip" ~ Fireberry
"If you want to ride Gray's bike. I'll ride Mary for ya. It's no problem" ~ Luke611 (oh sheit )

8-Ball 09-08-2006 06:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anastasia
did he?................

It was out when they got back...

Gordito 09-08-2006 06:28 PM
"You guys can stay out here by the pool all night for all I care, just don't get in it."-Security guard


There's a guy who obviously had another job already lined up....


I'm just sayin'

GrayRider 09-08-2006 06:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
It was out when they got back...
I think a dog ran out and threw a bucket of water on him.

GrayRider 09-08-2006 08:09 PM
"Don't bring him in here, Mike!" We don't want company!"-Mary, from behind locked room door.

8-Ball 09-08-2006 08:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GrayRider
"Don't bring him in here, Mike!" We don't want company!"-Mary, from behind locked room door.

yeah... and for some reason, I was on the same side of the locked door as you... this still disturbs me.

... course, then Stu and Don happened by independantly...

8-Ball 09-08-2006 08:46 PM
"She's sure crazy about you when she's all liquored up..." Gray to 8

"He scares me" - AP

MegaGlide 09-08-2006 11:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
It was out when they got back...
Yeah, but then Stan and Don had to help him get it up on Sunday.
And yes, it is funny, Jeb.

8-Ball 09-08-2006 11:40 PM
He's still pissed about Matilda copping the chips...

MegaGlide 09-08-2006 11:59 PM
Just waltzed off with 'em...

Fireberry 09-09-2006 12:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Just waltzed off with 'em...

You know it's coming.





































































It ain't funny.

Fireberry 09-09-2006 12:08 AM
10:45 am Sunday.
Meag to Fire, " They or maybe even just Stan will be in the parking lot ready to roll by 11:30. Let's bet Mega. How much? I am thinking a G'zer. Mega says I was thinking a buck." Fire won the 'Mega Bucks' in K.C.

MegaGlide 09-09-2006 12:26 AM
"I don't think her husband liked that..." Attila to Mega (leaving Hooters in Columbia, MO enroute to KC)

8-Ball 09-09-2006 12:43 AM
"She's ready... you have to recognize it" - Mega (at the pool)

dynageno 09-09-2006 04:40 AM
I need to buy some sharpies tomorrow-Mega...

Rock 09-09-2006 06:57 AM
"You know it's bad when their standing behind you and they keep saying. Now it's my turn." ~ Luke611 while getting pics taken from behind him.

8-Ball 09-09-2006 01:47 PM
"I like blowing things up" - Attilla

Rock 09-09-2006 03:10 PM
"I don't think they sell turkey in this store Gray" - Rock to Gray in quick mart
"That's okay, this Spam will do" - Gray to Rock
"You think they'll eat this stuff?" - Rock to Gray
"Better get two cans" - Gray to Rock
"I've never eaten Spam before" - Rock to Gray
"We're gonna need mustard" - Gray to Rock

GrayRider 09-09-2006 11:29 PM
First gas stop on the way home:

Rock: "Gray, do you think we need to pick up the pace?"

GR: "I think that if we ride any faster than the 85 and 90 we're doin' now, we're buckin' for a ticket."

Rock: "Ok."

GrayRider 09-10-2006 12:26 AM
At the table the last night at Jack Stack's.

GrayRider to 8-Ball: Are you gonna steal the towels from the hotel?

8-Ball: I already have.

MegaGlide 09-10-2006 12:35 AM
"You shoulda seen the guy's face in the car next to me!" - Kenny

Rock 09-10-2006 12:44 AM
"If I'd have known I would live this long. I would have treat myself better when I was younger" - Geno in the Mexican resturant the first night.

8-Ball 09-10-2006 01:20 AM
"You guys go ahead, take lots of pictures, I'll be at the pool" - Gray

GrayRider 09-10-2006 09:13 AM
"You're Italian, how come he's wearin' all the gold?"-Name withheld

dynageno 09-10-2006 10:47 AM
Will beer be involved? Gray whenever we were planning our rides!

ATTILA 09-10-2006 04:14 PM
Megaglide to married woman entering hooters:

They make it in a thong as well...

ATTILA 09-10-2006 04:15 PM
Megaglide to Grayrider leaving hooters

With Stan and Attila around i guess i can get away with saying anything

Rock 09-10-2006 04:16 PM
"And let me tell you about the 3rd time I got the crabs" - Luke sitting at the dinner table.

luke611 09-10-2006 04:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rock
"And let me tell you about the 3rd time I got the crabs" - Luke sitting at the dinner table.
LIES, LIES, LIES, i tell you.




























I was sitting by the pool.

GrayRider 09-10-2006 04:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luke611
LIES, LIES, LIES, i tell you.


I was sitting by the pool.

It certainly picked things back up since the conversation had turned to the weather.

Rock 09-10-2006 04:26 PM
Not normal weather. The conversation was about natural disasters and what not.

GrayRider 09-10-2006 04:28 PM
I remember telling them that the party's over when you start talking about weather. The weather is a conversation starter and a party killer.

Rock 09-10-2006 06:48 PM
Gray still came back to talk more about weather. Don't let him fool you like he was withdrawn.

GrayRider 09-11-2006 01:21 PM
"Frijoles con tortillas por favor, senor." GrayRider to Mexican waiter.

"Beans and tortillas it is." Unimpressed waiter in perfect English.

8-Ball 09-12-2006 03:05 PM
"I can ride side saddle you know" - Gray

LittleBear 09-12-2006 03:43 PM
I thought for sure Gray would have tried the "The front cylinder runs hotter, now follow my finger" tech discussion.

dynageno 09-13-2006 05:40 PM
You guys didn't know I was in my room watching you from my window behind the shears naked! Gray to doofs in the parking lot....................

polarbear 09-13-2006 06:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dynageno
You guys didn't know I was in my room watching you from my window behind the shears naked! Gray to doofs in the parking lot....................


Who is Shears?


I'm just wondering,



Polarbear

Deejay 09-13-2006 06:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by polarbear
Who is Shears?

I'm just wondering,

Polarbear

Isn't she married to K-Fed???



Doug Connors

Life is not the number of breaths you take,
but finding what takes your breath away.....

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SuperTrapp TD's w/ Fishtail SO's

8-Ball 09-13-2006 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by dynageno
You guys didn't know I was in my room watching you from my window behind the shears naked! Gray to doofs in the parking lot....................

I felt violated...

luke611 09-13-2006 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
I felt violated...
But it was soon to be overshadowed by "The River Incident"

Rock 09-13-2006 09:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
I felt violated...

violated was in Kansas City too?

8-Ball 09-13-2006 10:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by luke611
But it was soon to be overshadowed by "The River Incident"

Again, I appreciate your stepping in to salvage what was left of me...

GrayRider 09-13-2006 10:10 PM
The River incident preceded the towel event.

Rock 09-13-2006 10:12 PM
The towel even was right before the hand full of back hair.

8-Ball 09-13-2006 10:48 PM
I'm not into time....

polarbear 09-14-2006 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 8-Ball
I'm not into time....


We know, we know, oh father of wisdom, white Harleys, and kitchen design.=devil=


I'm just lamenting,



Polarbear

dynageno 09-15-2006 01:02 PM
Where you guys at? Gray to geno on the cell phone when Gray failed to make the off ramp near the airport!

polarbear 09-15-2006 03:13 PM
"If I head south, I'm bound to run into an area I recognize." Doof of Earl (herder of cats) to Polarbear just after Grayrider caught up to the hord of cats headed to HOOters.

GrayRider 09-17-2006 10:40 AM
"I figured you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth."-Fireberry

GrayRider 09-17-2006 10:46 AM
"What is this stuff, Gray?....tastes like cough syrup!"-Rock

GrayRider 09-17-2006 10:49 AM
"I really like your T-shirt, orange looks good on you."-Some lady at breakfast at the hotel. (GrayRider quickly moves away.) :xhere:

Rock 09-17-2006 01:27 PM
"If you could describe your package, would you say This size fish or this size fish" - identity removed for the protection of Doof spouses.

MegaGlide 09-17-2006 02:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rock
"If you could describe your package, would you say This size fish or this size fish" - identity removed for the protection of Doof spouses.
After you and Gray abandoned us, I told the girls what size pants you claimed to wear.
You're welcome.

Rock 09-17-2006 03:44 PM
Yeah. It's all about the three dimensional pants size. 36x32x"you had to be there"

GrayRider 09-18-2006 09:22 PM
Did you know that you're tail lights are so bright that it looks like your brakes are on? I kept backing away from you.-MegaGlide

Then they're serving their purpose.-GR

MegaGlide 09-18-2006 09:25 PM
Maybe we should just put in the sweep position all the time so you can keep the entire herd alive.
We'll let you call it "tailgunner" if you want.

GrayRider 09-18-2006 09:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MegaGlide
Maybe we should just put in the sweep position all the time so you can keep the entire herd alive.
We'll let you call it "tailgunner" if you want.
It's difficult for me to ride in the back. Have to use my brakes. Best if I lead, then when a mile in front, everyone can still see the tail lights. We'll call it, "The Beacon."

dynageno 10-15-2006 09:43 PM
No, you lead I don't know where I'm going! Mega to dynageno when ask to lead his group as prez of the Doofs.