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Old 11-11-2008, 03:01 PM
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Old 11-11-2008, 03:11 PM
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Old 11-11-2008, 04:11 PM
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waiting for the requisite snopes reference from one of the known buzzkills...
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Old 11-11-2008, 04:12 PM
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by the way it's funny as hell.
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Old 11-12-2008, 07:34 AM
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Old 11-12-2008, 07:57 AM
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Old 11-17-2008, 02:42 PM
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