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Old 05-21-2009, 06:56 AM
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Eating continental breakfast at a motel this morning, and...
I was out of town overnight and so I was eating in the breakfast room of the motel I stayed at, and noticed a woman who was, shall we say, a bit on the "plump" side. She was wearing sweat pants and a t shirt. She got up to make another pass down the food line, and she dropped something. When she bent over to retrieve it, her ass was facing my direction, and the WHOLE ASS OF HER SWEATS WAS SPLIT WIDE OPEN AND HER GARGANTUAN ASS CRACK WAS VISIBLE FOR MILES!!

Gawd, I thought I was gonna lose my breakfast...I may never be the same again.
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Old 05-21-2009, 06:57 AM
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I was out of town overnight and so I was eating in the breakfast room of the motel I stayed at, and noticed a woman who was, shall we say, a bit on the "plump" side. She was wearing sweat pants and a t shirt. She got up to make another pass down the food line, and she dropped something. When she bent over to retrieve it, her ass was facing my direction, and the WHOLE ASS OF HER SWEATS WAS SPLIT WIDE OPEN AND HER GARGANTUAN ASS CRACK WAS VISIBLE FOR MILES!!

Gawd, I thought I was gonna lose my breakfast...I may never be the same again.
Well bless her heart. . .
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I was out of town overnight and so I was eating in the breakfast room of the motel I stayed at, and noticed a woman who was, shall we say, a bit on the "plump" side. She was wearing sweat pants and a t shirt. She got up to make another pass down the food line, and she dropped something. When she bent over to retrieve it, her ass was facing my direction, and the WHOLE ASS OF HER SWEATS WAS SPLIT WIDE OPEN AND HER GARGANTUAN ASS CRACK WAS VISIBLE FOR MILES!!

Gawd, I thought I was gonna lose my breakfast...I may never be the same again.
Are you sure she wasn't trolling.
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glad you did not post pics
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Are you sure she wasn't trolling.
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sick bastage...
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