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Old 06-20-2016, 08:43 AM
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Seems fitting.

So, on the way to KC in 2006, we had a retread blow on the other side of a garbage truck a couple lanes over. Quick jump to the left, and I still managed to get hit on the lip with a little piece, just enough to sting.

On the way home from the Xth, Fe Butte was leading and we were directly behind a semi when the left outside rear decided to commit suicide in a most spectacular manner. No time or place to countersteer to, so it was just stand on the brakes to get a little distance between us and the dying retread. All I wound up with on this one was a tiny little fingernail sized piece of retread dancing on the inner fairing just behind the windshield for a couple seconds. Whew! Spent a little time dodging chunks and stopped for a nice potty break...

Fitting way to bracket the first 10 years, I guess.
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Old 06-20-2016, 08:50 AM
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A couple hundred miles later, I saw a bird fly in around the front left turn signal and disappear. Didn't even feel a thump. Figured I was gonna have a mess wedged somewhere the next time we stopped.
When we stopped for gas, nada. Then somebody asked me if I'd hit a bird. Apparently, it just arced up and over the bike, and they saw it from the back. I figure the old girl just chewed it up and spit it out. She's still got some attitude, apparently.
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Old 06-20-2016, 08:59 AM
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We had a lady back into our trailer with her SUV at a rest area by the Mississippi state line. It set off the bike alarm, and we came running. She had angled her car so the corner just hit the cooler on the tongue of the trailer and bent it over a bit. This lady was so scared, she started crying. No damage done, so I told her it was OK and she gave me a big hug. Took 5 minutes to loosen the clamp and straighten the cooler. It could have been worse. God looks out for GazintAs as well, and I thank Him daily.
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Old 06-20-2016, 09:09 AM
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She was crying because you are scary looking.
Way to handle it, though.
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Wondering how he did that. Not even a cloud of feathers...
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I lost my speedo, turn signals, and brake lights on the way back. Some issue with the trailer wiring took out a fuse.

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Uneventful ride home, no breakage. I did my breakage *during* the Xth.
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She was crying because you are scary looking.
Way to handle it, though.
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Why yes, yes it was a mooshy hug..... she was even smaller than the wife!
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As was ours, with the exception of feeling like we were riding into the sun almost the entire day

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Uneventful ride home, no breakage. I did my breakage *during* the Xth.
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Ricky does it up right when he does it.

All I lost was a couple of do rags and somehow, a tour pack latch.

I went to the dealer to get one and was told that they HAD three and I was number four. That line sounds familiar to me. They must practice it at Parts Counter School.
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Ricky does it up right when he does it.

All I lost was a couple of do rags and somehow, a tour pack latch.

I went to the dealer to get one and was told that they HAD three and I was number four. That line sounds familiar to me. They must practice it at Parts Counter School.
Pretty sure those are made of plated, unhardened peanut butter.
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