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SO....who do I need to initiate???
Who needs their official band-aids and cork??? Form a line please - no pushing!
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I'm good.
Thanks anyway.
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Was this the night I was drunk? Because I don't have a clue what in the hell you're talking about.
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How long does the cork have to stay in?
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Depends on what you had for lunch, Ed.
And, you know, if a guy has trouble pooping on the road, who knows?
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That scares me in a fun kind of way.
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Yep, Pretty much. Thank you again Keith.
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Um, yes - I believe you were inebriated this night. Don't you remember me getting you to hold the sweeper brush for the fireplace (for no good reason) while you were talking on the phone to someone? I told ya "here - hold this!" - and you did without batting an eyelid!
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That sounds like my kinda fun Lady G!
What's your favorite lube? And is there a line now? and those had better be flexible fabric Bandaids! aka BOB
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Lube? She don't use no stinking lube.
Sent from my new space age communicator.
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Because that is just shocking.
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there are lots of nights that i'm not drunk. You guys just bring out the best in me.
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