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My Story, the Beginning... Welcome! The purpose of this forum is to "formally" introduce yourself to other members. Bonus points for telling us something embarrassing. We encourage you to visit the "Our origins and history.." area to gain a little insight into how the heck this all started, anyway.

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Old 11-16-2014, 03:58 PM
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Back to the beginning.....

So the story goes like this.........Pops yousta say I musta been switched from the start 'cause no offspring of his would act like this. Words of encouragment to help me wander aimlessly thru life and finally bringing me to this juncture.

Born and raised right here in the middle of nothingness that is Wichita Kansas. A days ride to anywhere and guaranteed to go past a stinken' cow lot.

I am a scholar in my field, be it a field of corn, and feel that I have much to bring into Doofland.

Others have claimed that I have been seen hanging around other Doofs and whatever Luke says is pure fiction. Or 100% accurate.

Haven't a clue what my moniker should be. I am big and my name is Jim, but Big Jim is too obvious. Lets see what suggestions get suggested.

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Old 11-16-2014, 04:02 PM
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So the story goes like this.........Pops yousta say I musta been switched from the start 'cause no offspring of his would act like this. Words of encouragment to help me wander aimlessly thru life and finally bringing me to this juncture.

Born and raised right here in the middle of nothingness that is Wichita Kansas. A days ride to anywhere and guaranteed to go past a stinken' cow lot.

I am a scholar in my field, be it a field of corn, and feel that I have much to bring into Doofland.

Others have claimed that I have been seen hanging around other Doofs and whatever Luke says is pure fiction. Or 100% accurate.

Haven't a clue what my moniker should be. I am big and my name is Jim, but Big Jim is too obvious. Lets just see what suggestions get suggested.

Thanks for listenin.

Howz about "Small Jimmy"?




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Old 11-16-2014, 04:08 PM
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It was coming from several directions; Randy just got there first. Welcome.

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Something original.....like "tiny".
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Old 11-16-2014, 05:33 PM
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