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Old 04-05-2016, 05:20 PM
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I'm not saying that this is a bad idea......

.....But this is a bad idea.
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Old 04-05-2016, 05:42 PM
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Yep, bad things could happen.

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Old 04-05-2016, 05:44 PM
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Yep, bad things could happen.

X a couple thousand.
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Old 04-05-2016, 06:10 PM
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Doh!!
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Old 04-05-2016, 06:39 PM
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Surely he could come up with something better than that.

That's easily several thousand dollars of damage if he goes very far at all.

Maybe his wife refused to push it home.
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Old 04-05-2016, 06:57 PM
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Looks right. If anything will push that station wagon home, it's an FXR.
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Old 04-05-2016, 07:08 PM
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Inter species breeding?

Some states may still have laws against it?


zINt Harley maybe?
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Old 04-05-2016, 08:29 PM
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did he take the belt off?
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Very bad idea

Was this in India-ana?

(a reference to our neighbors halfway around the world, not the India in Wyoming)
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Old 04-06-2016, 01:36 PM
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