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Old 01-18-2013, 08:01 PM
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DEAR MADAM:

THANK YOU FOR YOUR RECENT ORDER FROM OUR SEX TOYS WEBSITE.

YOU'VE REQUESTED THE LARGE RED VIBRATOR AS FEATURED ON OUR
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PLEASE SELECT ANOTHER ITEM.

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Old 01-18-2013, 08:10 PM
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:16 PM
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Old 01-18-2013, 08:17 PM
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Old 01-18-2013, 10:00 PM
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