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Oh man, you called him out.... He was hoping to jerk my chain with that.
Like when they send the new kid on the rig to get the bucket of Lost Motion
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Or tell the kid that to reverse rotation on a three-phase motor, you just need to pull one of the fuses and put it back in upside down.
This is especially good when you've got a chance to swap the wires upstream without him knowing...
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Back in my factory working days we would get the new kid to get a bucket of steam. Actually had one try 3 times.
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I've sent new guys to the tool crib after 3 feet of flightline. Or, a wire bundle stretcher.
A classic and my personal fave is handing them a styrofoam coffee cup and telling them to get me a 1/2 cup of ketone.
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Go fetch me 50' of shore line.
And a left-handed screwdriver.
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A bucket of prop-wash.
Ask maintenance for the keys to the approach gate. Sent from my li'l ol' iPhone 4S augmented w/ a mophie juice pack plus® using Tapatalk. Probably from the crapper.
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The key to the V door.
Probably most here won't get this.... Sometimes ya just gotta Tapatalk
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Exhaust samples
Boom test the 25mm cannon look for soft spots in the armor with a ball peen hammer box of grid squares end guys to the commo shop for the Prick E7 this list is truly endless.....
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Few of my fav's.
Watching for the mail buoy. Calibrating the radar. Catching Sea Bats on the fantail.
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Metric crescent wrench
crosscut rip saw
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Type lice
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goes with ,go fill the water table........
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