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Old 01-25-2009, 12:05 PM
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Ladies and gentlemen, there is truly no longer a wrench.
Its owner requested it be returned to him, and it was.
If you would like anything further, please PM me.
We do, however, have something equally stupid and far more wieldy in the works.
That is all.
Did they take back the underware too?
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:06 PM
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Did they take back the underware too?
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:30 PM
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Did they take back the underware too?
I am not sure it was requested, but I believe it was sent.
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:39 PM
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Did they take back the underware too?
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I am not sure it was requested, but I believe it was sent.
Perhaps I can donate something to 'the cause.'
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:42 PM
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:45 PM
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Perhaps I can donate something to 'the cause.'
Never look a gift..... wait...... searching......... No suitable metaphor found.
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:48 PM
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Perhaps I can donate something to 'the cause.'
How do I get my name on this list?
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Old 01-25-2009, 12:49 PM
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Perhaps I can donate something to 'the cause.'
Underwear preferably...
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Old 01-25-2009, 01:02 PM
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Gotta be big enough to write names on. You may not be the ideal donor. Have to spend a week learning how to write small enough.
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Underwear preferably...
Very definitely underwear. . .I was thinking about the ones in my avatar. . .
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Old 01-25-2009, 01:06 PM
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B'zerker would like -> Order of the Air Compressor...
Or maybe Order of the Ignore List. We could mail it around return receipt requested and the recipient cocksurely wouldn't return the receipt.
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Old 01-25-2009, 01:06 PM
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Old 01-25-2009, 01:11 PM
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Very definitely underwear. . .I was thinking about the ones in my avatar. . .
I wouldn't have guesssed you to be the boxer brief type.
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Perhaps I can donate something to 'the cause.'

The ones in your Christmastime avatar I'd be interested in...

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