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12-17-2008, 01:08 PM
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How many Masons does it take to change a light bulb. Part 2
After much research this tricky question can now be answered.
It takes 20, as follows: 2 to complain that the light doesn't work. 1 to pass the problem to either another committee, the Temple Board or the Master of the Lodge. 3 to do a study on light in the Lodge. 2 to check out the types of lights the Knights of Columbus use. 3 to argue about it. 5 to plan a fund-raising dinner to raise money for the bulb. 2 to complain that "that's not the way we did it before." 1 to borrow a ladder, donate the bulb and install it. 1 to order the brass memorial plate and have it inscribed.
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12-17-2008, 01:30 PM
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Jackie Mason or Perry Mason?
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12-17-2008, 01:36 PM
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We don't do committees so much. I'll see about a dual membership for you. 
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12-17-2008, 01:45 PM
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Thats pretty much the way it is ....We also have the distinction of owning a fairly large building with office and retail rentals....So of course you the buiding trustees to deal with.
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12-17-2008, 02:05 PM
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Sounds like some of the places I've worked.
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12-17-2008, 04:18 PM
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DUMASS!
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12-17-2008, 10:59 PM
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My Gramma used to "deal" Mason shoes.
Some of them were damn fine. 
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