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Old 11-20-2021, 09:21 AM
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When you're over seventy.............who cares?

I was standing at the bar at the Club last night minding my own
business when this FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my
behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches...but,
When you're over seventy.............who cares?

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I went to the drug store and told the clerk ...
"Give me 3 packets of condoms, please"
Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?";
I said "Nah... She's purty good lookin'..."
When you're over seventy.............who cares?


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I was talking to a young woman at the Club last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and
got your hair cut, you'd look all right.";
I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends
over there instead of you.";
Cost me a fat lip, but...
When you're over seventy............who cares?


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I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess
what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
"Really" she said, "Go on then.. try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling, she began to lose patience and said,
"Come on, what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
Cost me a kick in the groin, but...
When you're over seventy..............who cares?


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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you're over seventy.............who cares?


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I went to our Club last night and saw a
BIG woman dancing on a table.
I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
When you're over seventy.............who cares!
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Old 11-20-2021, 09:39 AM
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Old 11-20-2021, 10:05 AM
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Old 11-20-2021, 11:23 PM
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Objectifying women for humor is not nice.

That being cleared up.......
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Old 11-21-2021, 06:45 AM
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Objectifying women for humor is not nice.

That being cleared up.......
But when your over 70 who cares.
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Old 11-22-2021, 09:01 PM
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Well there is that.
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...I was telling a woman in the Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts...
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