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Old 02-26-2007, 10:59 PM
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Question Any of you guys shave your legs
Just wondering...

I started going to the gym and now as more people join, I notice most the guys have shaved legs. What's up with that?

I heard bike cyclists do it because it cuts wind resistance. So I say to myself, lets experiment.

I shaved one leg and I'll be damned, less wind resistance when walking. Only problem is it looks like I am limping with one leg moving faster than the other.
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Old 02-26-2007, 11:13 PM
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That's just weird and wrong...kinda like that sig monstrosity.....
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Old 02-26-2007, 11:14 PM
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Next thing you know some Doof will be telling us one ball hangs lower than the other.

To much damn information for us semi-normal folks.
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Old 02-27-2007, 12:23 AM
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i may not have one ball hanging lower, but i do have an extra one.
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Old 02-27-2007, 12:29 AM
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hey mister could ya spare a nut?
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I have never shaved my legs.....What are you, nuts?

Oh speaking of nuts....Right before I went in for my vasectomy, the Doctor said I could shave "the front" before I went in.

Since I have lots of hair everywhere on my body (except the top of my skull)

I did the deed. I shaved my sack and surrounding hair. (I know the visual is a masterpiece)

I found out that we have hair down there for a reason. Actually multiple reasons.

It cushions, dampens, protects, cools and more.

I felt like the liberty bell ringing every step I took.

The doctor got a real laugh out of my self inflicted hair cut...The area of hair that I should have removed was 1 square inch...Not the whole cucumber patch...ding,,,dong,
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Old 02-27-2007, 06:02 AM
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Old 02-27-2007, 07:11 AM
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I have never shaved my legs.....What are you, nuts?

Oh speaking of nuts....Right before I went in for my vasectomy, the Doctor said I could shave "the front" before I went in.

Since I have lots of hair everywhere on my body (except the top of my skull)

I did the deed. I shaved my sack and surrounding hair. (I know the visual is a masterpiece)

I found out that we have hair down there for a reason. Actually multiple reasons.

It cushions, dampens, protects, cools and more.

I felt like the liberty bell ringing every step I took.

The doctor got a real laugh out of my self inflicted hair cut...The area of hair that I should have removed was 1 square inch...Not the whole cucumber patch...ding,,,dong,






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Old 02-27-2007, 07:25 AM
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Old 02-27-2007, 08:08 AM
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Just wondering...

I started going to the gym and now as more people join, I notice most the guys have shaved legs. What's up with that?
Some things should not be noticed. If by some chance they are, they shouldn’t be talked about or admitted to being noticed, (why are you looking at guys legs?) (admitting to looking at guys legs) and they talking about it.

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Old 02-27-2007, 08:18 AM
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Kinda like masturbation, I guess.....we all do it, but should NEVER talk about it!!
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Old 02-27-2007, 08:24 AM
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I tried shaving my left leg.... now I tend to veer right on the scoot... tough on on-ramps... great on the exits...
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Old 02-27-2007, 08:30 AM
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i may not have one ball hanging lower, but i do have an extra one.
Hold on a second....are you saying you have 2 of them?!
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