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Old 10-15-2013, 12:27 AM
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Eye am hear to claim my doof birf-rite

Like the title states, I am here to lay claim to my inherent birthright to my being a doof. But yet in another ever growing home of doofs. I was born a doof, and a doof is all I is. Until now that is. I might can now feel free to wander in a proverbial field of doofs. All set to sail on this temporary place called the interweb, on Spacesh*t Earth. I feel blessed, and yet obligated at the same time, to perform or identify some recent unlikely doof just to impress up on the likes of the great ones.
I might can do just that, by the mistake made over this last weeks end.
Saturday I traveled to a well known intersection of Hwy 7N & Hwy7S intersect at Hwy 5 to get this pic so's I might could prospect along as a gazinta' until I found and submitted my request and picture to be sponsored as a full blown doof in well below average standings.
This will support what I believe to be a doof move. On Sunday, I made a three hundred plus mile round trip round the northern part of the state and only upon my return, and checking my map. I rode to within 10-15 miles of one lonely stretch of Hwy 43 in N Central Ar. I mean, just Wow! I could have pulled of a weekend spectacular by obtaining both in a weekends time. If I hada known that I was that close, I would have had it in the bag. Now it will take a 200+ mi trip to pull off this shot.
I sure love to ride my bad motor scooter. And I sure love to brag about my doof move to an audience of doofs.
So until or if and when the time is nigh, and my appeal to be recognized is fulfilled I am likely to keep entertaining the mass of doofs on this here interweb with my random acts of doofiness.

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Old 10-15-2013, 12:41 AM
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And yes I'm all but certain their is a beer or two in that cooler on my scoot! ;-)
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Old 10-15-2013, 12:45 AM
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A-hem. That's gANZINTa and one does not "prospect along" as a pirate while waiting to abandon ship in order to grow mold. One EMBRACES the PURPLE with fierce joy and tots of rum else one will walk the plank.

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Old 10-15-2013, 06:08 AM
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Old 10-15-2013, 06:23 AM
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Lets see.....Riding to a "7" to prospect to be a Doof. Yep you're a natural fit for this place. Best go out and hit that "43"......just sayin'.
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One does not prospect to be a GazintA. One merely states his intention. However, once a GazintA, prospecting to become a d00f is tantamount to treason and the penalty is severe.

However, once you see the light of being 'Zint, taste the cookies and drink the rum, we're confident you will never turn snot-green. Be wise young man, and avoid the pitfall of being dooficially d00f.
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One does not prospect to be a GazintA. One merely states his intention. However, once a GazintA, prospecting to become a d00f is tantamount to treason and the penalty is severe.

However, once you see the light of being 'Zint, taste the cookies and drink the rum, we're confident you will never turn snot-green. Be wise young man, and avoid the pitfall of being dooficially d00f.
I could always make him a Doof Babe......
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Old 10-15-2013, 07:44 AM
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Before I ship, you actually did intend to order the 7 timer cover (and be forever known as someone who prefers interfering with farm animals to more natural pursuits), right?
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Old 10-15-2013, 08:03 AM
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Old 10-15-2013, 10:55 AM
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He's got seven posts right now.

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Before I ship, you actually did intend to order the 7 timer cover (and be forever known as someone who prefers interfering with farm animals to more natural pursuits), right?
See my avatar pic.
Dave, are you are sending me a #7 timing cover for my twinky? I believe we chatted a few days ago about my decision in the pm's but I can't find my replies. I do however see all the re re re re re..... so I know we did.
I don't believe I've ever checked my mail box so often (daily) in a long time! That thing must be going by way of L.A.

Thanks again


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