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So, Ya' Wanna Be a Doof, Eh? Want to join the Doof Clenas? Sign up here to Prospect or state your intentions... |
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Eye am hear to claim my doof birf-rite
Like the title states, I am here to lay claim to my inherent birthright to my being a doof. But yet in another ever growing home of doofs. I was born a doof, and a doof is all I is. Until now that is. I might can now feel free to wander in a proverbial field of doofs. All set to sail on this temporary place called the interweb, on Spacesh*t Earth. I feel blessed, and yet obligated at the same time, to perform or identify some recent unlikely doof just to impress up on the likes of the great ones.
I might can do just that, by the mistake made over this last weeks end. Saturday I traveled to a well known intersection of Hwy 7N & Hwy7S intersect at Hwy 5 to get this pic so's I might could prospect along as a gazinta' until I found and submitted my request and picture to be sponsored as a full blown doof in well below average standings. This will support what I believe to be a doof move. On Sunday, I made a three hundred plus mile round trip round the northern part of the state and only upon my return, and checking my map. I rode to within 10-15 miles of one lonely stretch of Hwy 43 in N Central Ar. I mean, just Wow! I could have pulled of a weekend spectacular by obtaining both in a weekends time. If I hada known that I was that close, I would have had it in the bag. Now it will take a 200+ mi trip to pull off this shot. I sure love to ride my bad motor scooter. And I sure love to brag about my doof move to an audience of doofs. So until or if and when the time is nigh, and my appeal to be recognized is fulfilled I am likely to keep entertaining the mass of doofs on this here interweb with my random acts of doofiness. aka Bob ps. cold beers for the house. My House!
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And yes I'm all but certain their is a beer or two in that cooler on my scoot! ;-)
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Arrrrrrrr. Live the dream, man. We have cookies.
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Smooth move Bob.
Oh, and it's OK to spell 'shit' around here. Fcuk, on the other hand, requires some imagination.
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Lets see.....Riding to a "7" to prospect to be a Doof. Yep you're a natural fit for this place. Best go out and hit that "43"......just sayin'.
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One does not prospect to be a GazintA. One merely states his intention. However, once a GazintA, prospecting to become a d00f is tantamount to treason and the penalty is severe.
However, once you see the light of being 'Zint, taste the cookies and drink the rum, we're confident you will never turn snot-green. Be wise young man, and avoid the pitfall of being dooficially d00f.
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Well, it was easier on the pylons and obelisks this way.
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Before I ship, you actually did intend to order the 7 timer cover (and be forever known as someone who prefers interfering with farm animals to more natural pursuits), right?
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Just another damn "Dave" Decidedly unpleasant, does not play well with others. Fluent in Pidgin Cigar Spanish. http://sherlynpopelka.net/ Revelation 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. *Usual manly disclaimer applies, if applicable.
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Mega, are you sending him a blow-up sheep along with the timing cover?
Sent from my atomic powered HTC One using Tapatalk 2
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Yo ho Yo ho a pirates life for me
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He's got seven posts right now.
Just sayin'.
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the force may not be so strong with this one
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Ya think?
------------------ Not tesponsible for rypos. Freaking tiny thum operatd kaybards
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Dave, are you are sending me a #7 timing cover for my twinky? I believe we chatted a few days ago about my decision in the pm's but I can't find my replies. I do however see all the re re re re re..... so I know we did. I don't believe I've ever checked my mail box so often (daily) in a long time! That thing must be going by way of L.A. Thanks again aka BOB
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