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I got this......
I'll sponsor him Boss.
He is a good man (for now ) and he wants to be green, so I think he will do nicely. (So you purple types can just leave 'im be, he knows he don't wanna smell funky, and date sheeps)
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Why yes, I am Randy, since you asked! just a big ol' Doof..... I MARRIED me a PIRATE!!!.... ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM
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Well, heck, Randy, you realize what position that sheep remark puts you in, right?
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Fixed it Communication from the elemental world... |
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(But I'll hear about it anyway.)
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Girl, you just ain't rahyt.
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Sorry. Once a sheep always a sheep. Never saw one of those things turn into a horse or a food processor. And if you need more proof, I present the expression, "Randy as a ram in springtime."
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Why yes, I am Randy, since you asked! just a big ol' Doof..... I MARRIED me a PIRATE!!!.... ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM
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A. You proposed to and Married a Zint, knowing full well I was a stinkin' pirate with a propensity toward farm animals. 43. You are currently 1800 miles away and safely out of ass-whoopin' distance (for now)! So.......what say you, Darlin'?????
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DON'T! STOP! DON'T! STOP! DON'T! STOP! don't, stop, don't, stop, don'tstopdon'tstopdon'tstop....................... *CENSORED* Unsuitable content for public viewing
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Why yes, I am Randy, since you asked! just a big ol' Doof..... I MARRIED me a PIRATE!!!.... ILLEGITIMI NON CARBORUNDUM
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Nicely played, Babe! You know you can't get enough of that good pirate lovin'! (and yes, that includes the pair of goats harnessed to the ceiling fan!!!!!) Ooops, damn inner monologue.......guess our secret is out now!
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Y'know, if y'all had just mentioned that while you were here I could've arranged for goats and harnesses as well as the discretely located book. We do like our guests to have all the amenities.
Except lutefisk. If you want lutefisk, you are SOL.
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Whoa - you two get a room...
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And this is why We Love You!!!!!!!!!! No Lutefisk required!!!!
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Dude............... If you only knew. (Mega can tell 'ya.)
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That thing about the goats and harnesses... Dude your supposed to be GREEN...
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