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02-21-2007, 01:20 PM
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So there I was.......
Just finished up the 4 to 12 shift at KTOY 91.7 FM in downtown Tacoma Wa. (Now called KTPS FM) Hopped on my not so trusty AMF Iron head, and headed off to the I-5 for a quick hop down into the valley and then on up to Seattle for the Friday night party. Summer time but that doesn't mean much in the Pacific North West weather-wise. So far though, it had been warm and dry. Popped up on the 5 from Tacoma Ave, started my blast north into Fife. All of a sudden I felt some sprinkles. Then none, then a couple of sprinkles again. I looked around me at the cars I was traveling with and no one had their wipers on. Great. Just a couple of drops. Well, it started again. More drops, more sprinkles.
As I was approaching the tail end of a semi, the rain started up in ernest. I grabbed a hand full of throttle to blast around the semi. If I was gonna get wet, I wanted to be out of it as soon as I could. As I came around the semi, the rain stopped. Gonna be one of those showers I thought. As I passed the semi, something caught my eye. The sides of the trailer were open slats. Kinda looked like rows of fencing, about two inches wide seperated by about four inches of open space. Protruding from one of those open spaces was a face. Cow face. From another space, protruded a butt. Cow butt. This particular cow butt was pissin'. A LOT OF PISS! Yea, you got it. It wasn't rain. And no, it really wasn't a "golden shower" either, because I didn't pay for it, and didn't take "her" home! Kinda skeeved me out, but soon I was laughing. But no where near as hard as everyone else when I got to where I was going. See, I kinda had this "aroma" about me, and I had to fess up as to what just transpired. Took a long time to live that one down. True story.
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02-21-2007, 01:29 PM
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 That right there is some funny shlt!!! Maybe we should call you the Urinator...
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02-21-2007, 01:44 PM
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Funny Stuff... I've thought I was running into "showers" before, only to realize it was the cage in front of me using the windshield washer. I hate when that happens.
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02-21-2007, 03:22 PM
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I've heard cow pee is good for the complexion
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02-21-2007, 03:24 PM
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Did it spoil your taste for dairy for awhile?
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02-21-2007, 04:30 PM
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Must be an unusual site in the Pacific Northwest. Down here in TX and OK, you see those damn trucks all the time. It's not the Piss you have to look out for, it's the diarrhea from the cows that will smell up your day.
Learned to give them a wide berth back when I was just a young pup. Thanks for sharing. 
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02-21-2007, 04:44 PM
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Just how long ago did this happen?
Did notice an unfamiliar scent when I got close to you the other day. just sayin...
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02-21-2007, 04:56 PM
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Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Pissed off."
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02-21-2007, 06:56 PM
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Well Geez, I guess it's true what they say. Better to be pissed off than pissed on!
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02-21-2007, 08:50 PM
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ROCK....... Yes, you are right and Grey is wrong.
Little Bear....... lots and lots of dairy farms in the PacNorWest, not odd, but not real common either Scabby and darryll.................phuck both of you!!!!!!!! It happened back in 1976 or 77 when I was in radio and TV broadcasting.
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02-21-2007, 08:52 PM
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