Texas Riders Check In....

Originally Posted by TJ Willy

I was just in your neck of the woods the other day headed to my 43 near Atlanta, TX. I wanted to stop by the dealership there, but I had to make up some doof loop time. I did stop in Paris though.

Glad I did....

I saw that you were close, I was up for a 43 ride, give me a call if you would like to do a Ok. ride. The Paris shop is a small family owned shop, very friendly whenever I have stopped by.

[Leadbelly]

I B hear!
You measure distance in minutes.
You've ever had to switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
Stores don't have shopping carts; they have buggies.
You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
You carry jumper cables in your car ... for your OWN car.
You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe-hunting" are.
You only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco
You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
You think sexy lingerie is a tee shirt and boxer shorts.
The local papers covers national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
You find 90 degrees F. "a little warm".
You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas.
You know whether another Texan is from south, east, west, or north Texas as soon as they open their mouth.
There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1,000 or more.
Going to Wal-Mart is favorite past time known as "Goin' Wal-Martin" or "Off to Wally World".
Describe the first cool snap (below 50 degrees) as good chili weather.
A carbonated drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop...it's a "Coke", regardless of brand or flavor.
You understand these jokes and forward them to your friends from Texas!

[BillyB]

Here I am

[Slick]

hidie ho

[FinalBags]

Justin, Texas is here.

[phreak]

Originally Posted by Sparky

Forward... HEYAH!!! (The cloud riders get it)

And yes, it is premature, Phreak. Your mail has to start coming to a Tejas zip code before you can claim to be here.

philed my change of address yesterday. My mail will be heading to Stockdale!!!

[ms_tapestry]

Originally Posted by phreak

philed my change of address yesterday. My mail will be heading to Stockdale!!!

yee-haw!

[phreak]

Originally Posted by ms_tapestry

yee-haw!

probably be a month before I see any of it

[ms_tapestry]

Originally Posted by phreak

probably be a month before I see any of it

You riding your bike down there?

[phreak]

Originally Posted by ms_tapestry

You riding your bike down there?

YES MA'AM!!!

[ms_tapestry]

Originally Posted by phreak

YES MA'AM!!!

lol! Well there ya go! You'll get to see some of it on the ride down!

[phreak]

Originally Posted by ms_tapestry

lol! Well there ya go! You'll get to see some of it on the ride down!

I'll be passing through the thriving metropolis that is Seminole.

[Infidel!]

They have a Dairy Queen there. I've seen it from a distance.

Originally Posted by phreak

philed my change of address yesterday. My mail will be heading to Stockdale!!!

damn sand hill billy !!!!

[ms_tapestry]

Originally Posted by phreak

I'll be passing through the thriving metropolis that is Seminole.

What day? I'll stand on the corner and wave. . .the new town folk think I'm crazy anyway. . .

Originally Posted by txhawg

They have a Dairy Queen there. I've seen it from a distance.

A brand spanking new state of the art DQ. . .