Doof Clenas Forum & Collective


Go Back   The Doof Clenas Motorcycle Collective > Tech Talk > General Maintenance & Service
CHALLENGE COINS, PATCHES, TIMER COVERS, HATS, T-SHIRTS IN STOCK NOW - Click on the "Doof Wares" link on the menu bar... ------------------------------ Current Homeland Diaper Rash Level: Light Pink - Chafed, yet faintly amusing ------------------------------ Lady G's Doofishul Theme for August is: Redheads ------------------------------ LISTEN TO OUR NOT QUITE FINISHED THEME SONG... CLICK HERE!... THANKS, BUZZ!!!!

General Maintenance & Service Doing it yourself or having it done...

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 02-01-2012, 08:34 PM
Robo's Avatar
Robo Robo is offline
Soul Brother No. 1
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Rock Ridge
Age: 54
Posts: 2,493
Rep Power: 12324
Robo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sock
Boogered up the engine guard bolt...

Yes sir, I boogered up the corn-swallerin', commie-designed, clock-suckin' engine guard bolt trying to remove it...

The right one came out after 2 Torx bits broke, the left one broke 3 and the fourth one stripped the maza-fraggin' splines out of the bolt...

41- Yes, I used liberal amounts of PB Blaster, Liquid Wrench, and elbow grease.

7- I tried using a torch.

43- What in the good name of Tom Jones' corduroy, hip-hugger bellbottoms, do I do now?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheriff Bart
Hey! Where are the white wimmen at?

Sherlyn Popelka, Arrested, Underage Drinking, DUI, Aggravated Assault, Fugitive, Warrant
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 02-01-2012, 08:38 PM
Bone Stockman's Avatar
Bone Stockman Bone Stockman is offline
Breaker of Stuff
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Island of Baroque Weirdos
Last Cigar Smoked: 601 La Bomba
Age: 55
Posts: 17,763
Rep Power: 697895
Bone Stockman has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowBone Stockman has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowBone Stockman has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowBone Stockman has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowBone Stockman has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowBone Stockman has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowBone Stockman has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowBone Stockman has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowBone Stockman has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowBone Stockman has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowBone Stockman has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever know
You know, what happened to you.....



It's not unusual.....



Attached Images
File Type: jpg tomjones.jpg (18.2 KB, 64 views)
__________________
You might be a king or a lowly street sweeper, but sooner or later you dance with the reaper.



Make Doof Clenas Fun Again (MDCFA)




Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 02-01-2012, 08:45 PM
pa-glazier's Avatar
pa-glazier pa-glazier is offline
Zintaround
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: South Western PA
Age: 64
Posts: 5,084
Rep Power: 228155
pa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suck
__________________
.
Mark


Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 02-01-2012, 08:45 PM
DAK47's Avatar
DAK47 DAK47 is offline
Dirty Dirk, Canadian Doof
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Peachland BC / Katy TX
Posts: 5,943
Rep Power: 40772
DAK47 stays crunchy even in milkDAK47 stays crunchy even in milkDAK47 stays crunchy even in milkDAK47 stays crunchy even in milkDAK47 stays crunchy even in milkDAK47 stays crunchy even in milkDAK47 stays crunchy even in milkDAK47 stays crunchy even in milkDAK47 stays crunchy even in milkDAK47 stays crunchy even in milkDAK47 stays crunchy even in milk
Dude, good quality bits... Blue Point or better i've found are a must... Drill with a unibit??

Dirk
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 02-01-2012, 08:46 PM
Robo's Avatar
Robo Robo is offline
Soul Brother No. 1
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Rock Ridge
Age: 54
Posts: 2,493
Rep Power: 12324
Robo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sock
Quote:
Originally Posted by '05Train View Post
It's not unusual.....
"To see me cry-y-y-y, I wanna die..."

Now I guess I'm gonna dremel flats on two sides, and use a wrench... I'm thinking that these were installed at the factory, seeing as how my bike came with the engine guard in the "chrome bits / take-offs" box....
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheriff Bart
Hey! Where are the white wimmen at?

Sherlyn Popelka, Arrested, Underage Drinking, DUI, Aggravated Assault, Fugitive, Warrant
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 02-01-2012, 08:48 PM
Robo's Avatar
Robo Robo is offline
Soul Brother No. 1
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Rock Ridge
Age: 54
Posts: 2,493
Rep Power: 12324
Robo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sock
Quote:
Originally Posted by DAK47 View Post
Dude, good quality bits... Blue Point or better i've found are a must... Drill with a unibit??

Dirk
Runnin' wire on your mind? Unibit? I'm not trying to resize a knockout in a panel...
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheriff Bart
Hey! Where are the white wimmen at?

Sherlyn Popelka, Arrested, Underage Drinking, DUI, Aggravated Assault, Fugitive, Warrant
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 02-01-2012, 08:57 PM
pa-glazier's Avatar
pa-glazier pa-glazier is offline
Zintaround
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: South Western PA
Age: 64
Posts: 5,084
Rep Power: 228155
pa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suck
Quote:
Originally Posted by Robo View Post
Runnin' wire on your mind? Unibit? I'm not trying to resize a knockout in a panel...
Electrician talk!

Seriously, try the monkey wrench!
__________________
.
Mark


Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 02-01-2012, 09:01 PM
noodles's Avatar
noodles noodles is offline
Trash
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: In a Peterbilt
Last Cigar Smoked: The one in the ash tray
Age: 59
Posts: 19,790
Rep Power: 1055357
noodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glasses
Some call it an engine guard, others call it a crash gaurd~
__________________

®
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 02-01-2012, 09:03 PM
Robo's Avatar
Robo Robo is offline
Soul Brother No. 1
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Rock Ridge
Age: 54
Posts: 2,493
Rep Power: 12324
Robo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sock
Quote:
Originally Posted by pa-glazier View Post

Seriously, try the monkey wrench!
As serious as you may be, there is a REALLY funny take on that statement... Almost Mel Brooks-ish...
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheriff Bart
Hey! Where are the white wimmen at?

Sherlyn Popelka, Arrested, Underage Drinking, DUI, Aggravated Assault, Fugitive, Warrant
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 02-01-2012, 09:04 PM
Robo's Avatar
Robo Robo is offline
Soul Brother No. 1
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Rock Ridge
Age: 54
Posts: 2,493
Rep Power: 12324
Robo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sock
Quote:
Originally Posted by noodles View Post
Some call it an engine guard, others call it a crash gaurd~
Some people like orange bikes and aren't quitters... Where's the "ignore user" button?!?
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheriff Bart
Hey! Where are the white wimmen at?

Sherlyn Popelka, Arrested, Underage Drinking, DUI, Aggravated Assault, Fugitive, Warrant
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 02-01-2012, 09:05 PM
pa-glazier's Avatar
pa-glazier pa-glazier is offline
Zintaround
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: South Western PA
Age: 64
Posts: 5,084
Rep Power: 228155
pa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suckpa-glazier can happily embrace the suck
Quote:
Originally Posted by Robo View Post
As serious as you may be, there is a REALLY funny take on that statement... Almost Mel Brooks-ish...


__________________
.
Mark


Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 02-01-2012, 09:12 PM
Robo's Avatar
Robo Robo is offline
Soul Brother No. 1
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Rock Ridge
Age: 54
Posts: 2,493
Rep Power: 12324
Robo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sock
Quote:
Originally Posted by pa-glazier View Post
Transpose two words, add a comma and exclamation point, and it's the same statement, kinda...
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheriff Bart
Hey! Where are the white wimmen at?

Sherlyn Popelka, Arrested, Underage Drinking, DUI, Aggravated Assault, Fugitive, Warrant
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 02-01-2012, 09:27 PM
noodles's Avatar
noodles noodles is offline
Trash
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: In a Peterbilt
Last Cigar Smoked: The one in the ash tray
Age: 59
Posts: 19,790
Rep Power: 1055357
noodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glasses
Quote:
Originally Posted by Robo View Post
Some people like orange bikes and aren't quitters... Where's the "ignore user" button?!?


Sorry it wasn't orange~
__________________

®
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 02-01-2012, 09:33 PM
Robo's Avatar
Robo Robo is offline
Soul Brother No. 1
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Rock Ridge
Age: 54
Posts: 2,493
Rep Power: 12324
Robo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sockRobo doesn't need a tube sock
Quote:
Originally Posted by noodles View Post


Sorry it wasn't orange~
No matter how many times I clicked on that darned thing, your post wouldn't go away... Oh well.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheriff Bart
Hey! Where are the white wimmen at?

Sherlyn Popelka, Arrested, Underage Drinking, DUI, Aggravated Assault, Fugitive, Warrant
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 02-01-2012, 09:39 PM
noodles's Avatar
noodles noodles is offline
Trash
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: In a Peterbilt
Last Cigar Smoked: The one in the ash tray
Age: 59
Posts: 19,790
Rep Power: 1055357
noodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glassesnoodles looks handsome even in Groucho glasses
BRB~
__________________

®
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:06 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
Copyright ©2006 - 2020 doofclenas.com, LLC
The Doof Clenas 43 logo is a registered trademark of doofclenas.com, LLC
Doof Clenas Forum & Collective