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Old 02-04-2011, 02:35 PM
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COPPER WIRE...

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.



Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, a Texas archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet and shortly after, a story in the Dallas Times read: "Texas archaeologists' discovery of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers."



One week later. A local newspaper in Michigan reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Houghton Lake , MI , Bubba, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Michigan had already gone wireless."



Just makes you proud to live in (or be from) Michigan , don't it?


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