Doof Clenas Forum & Collective


Go Back   The Doof Clenas Motorcycle Collective > Doof Clenas > Doof Lore
CHALLENGE COINS, PATCHES, TIMER COVERS, HATS, T-SHIRTS IN STOCK NOW - Click on the "Doof Wares" link on the menu bar... ------------------------------ Current Homeland Diaper Rash Level: Light Pink - Chafed, yet faintly amusing ------------------------------ Lady G's Doofishul Theme for August is: Redheads ------------------------------ LISTEN TO OUR NOT QUITE FINISHED THEME SONG... CLICK HERE!... THANKS, BUZZ!!!!

Doof Lore The Beginning, The Wrench, Rites, and Rituals...

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 01-10-2008, 11:40 PM
GrayRider
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
A tip for understanding, at least some of, the cryptic comments here..

..watch Tombstone...repeatedly.
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 01-10-2008, 11:46 PM
phreak's Avatar
phreak phreak is offline
Swiss Guard
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Stockdale, TX
Posts: 5,789
Rep Power: 230173
phreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suck
And wear a red sash
__________________
bucking the trend since '07
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 01-10-2008, 11:48 PM
MegaGlide's Avatar
MegaGlide MegaGlide is offline
The Other Founder
President for Life
Double-D
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: West Central Indiana
Last Cigar Smoked: PDR 1878 Reserva Dominicana Capa Oscura
Posts: 56,706
Rep Power: 21475613
MegaGlide looks handsome even in Groucho glassesMegaGlide looks handsome even in Groucho glassesMegaGlide looks handsome even in Groucho glassesMegaGlide looks handsome even in Groucho glassesMegaGlide looks handsome even in Groucho glassesMegaGlide looks handsome even in Groucho glassesMegaGlide looks handsome even in Groucho glassesMegaGlide looks handsome even in Groucho glassesMegaGlide looks handsome even in Groucho glassesMegaGlide looks handsome even in Groucho glassesMegaGlide looks handsome even in Groucho glasses
I'm sorry, sir, but we got to have some law.
__________________
Just another damn "Dave"
Decidedly unpleasant, does not play well with others.
Fluent in Pidgin Cigar Spanish.




http://sherlynpopelka.net/









Revelation 19:11
And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse;
and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True,
and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.










*Usual manly disclaimer applies, if applicable.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 01-10-2008, 11:54 PM
phreak's Avatar
phreak phreak is offline
Swiss Guard
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Stockdale, TX
Posts: 5,789
Rep Power: 230173
phreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suckphreak can happily embrace the suck
aye-aye
__________________
bucking the trend since '07
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 01-11-2008, 01:13 AM
Jams
Guest
 
Posts: n/a


You talking to me pilgrim?









...
Attached Images
File Type: gif docholiday3qt.gif (276.8 KB, 100 views)
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 01-11-2008, 08:48 AM
TalonChief's Avatar
TalonChief TalonChief is offline
Under Construction
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: NW Florida
Last Cigar Smoked: Robert Burns Blackwatch, in the '70s
Age: 60
Posts: 17,229
Rep Power: 584540
TalonChief has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTalonChief has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTalonChief has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTalonChief has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTalonChief has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTalonChief has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTalonChief has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTalonChief has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTalonChief has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTalonChief has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTalonChief has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever know
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jams View Post


Oh, Johnny. Come on!

You're no daisy.
You're no daisy at all!

Poor soul.

You were just
too high-strung.


I'm afraid the strain
was more than he could bear.







...
Fixed that fer ya.
__________________
Tim
Ancient '79 FXS w/ probably about the same HP as a tractor
Equally ancient '79 Massey Ferguson 255
Somewhat dilapidated, yet functional, Kubota L2500
'20 Branson 3620
'18 Ram 3500 Diesel
'02 Wrangler X, 4" lift on 33 x 12.50s
Wilderness Systems Tarpon 140
Felt Nine 50
Killin' more bees than Monsanto
.
.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 01-11-2008, 03:52 PM
Rock's Avatar
Rock Rock is offline
Resident Tough Guy
Double-D
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Houston, TX
Last Cigar Smoked: New World by AJ Fernandez
Posts: 9,870
Rep Power: 104904
Rock seems to have excellent oral hygieneRock seems to have excellent oral hygieneRock seems to have excellent oral hygieneRock seems to have excellent oral hygieneRock seems to have excellent oral hygieneRock seems to have excellent oral hygieneRock seems to have excellent oral hygieneRock seems to have excellent oral hygieneRock seems to have excellent oral hygieneRock seems to have excellent oral hygieneRock seems to have excellent oral hygiene
I'll be your Huckleberry
__________________



Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 01-11-2008, 04:44 PM
TJ Willy's Avatar
TJ Willy TJ Willy is offline
The Cisco Kid
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Wichita Falls, Texas
Last Cigar Smoked: Backwoods Mild - Honey Berry
Posts: 5,082
Rep Power: 970970
TJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever know
One of my favorites:

"Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd"
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 01-11-2008, 09:12 PM
Berserker Berserker is offline
Excommunicated
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Straight jacket memories and sedative highs
Posts: 18,565
Rep Power: 0
Berserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girl
You're no daisy.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 01-11-2008, 09:20 PM
Berserker Berserker is offline
Excommunicated
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Straight jacket memories and sedative highs
Posts: 18,565
Rep Power: 0
Berserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girl
Nonsense, I have not yet begun to defile myself.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 01-11-2008, 09:22 PM
Berserker Berserker is offline
Excommunicated
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Straight jacket memories and sedative highs
Posts: 18,565
Rep Power: 0
Berserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girl
Skin that smokewagon
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 01-11-2008, 09:57 PM
TJ Willy's Avatar
TJ Willy TJ Willy is offline
The Cisco Kid
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Wichita Falls, Texas
Last Cigar Smoked: Backwoods Mild - Honey Berry
Posts: 5,082
Rep Power: 970970
TJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever knowTJ Willy has forgotten more about Harleys than you'll ever know
Quote:
Originally Posted by Berserker View Post
Skin that smokewagon
"Are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed?"



Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 01-11-2008, 10:46 PM
why_me's Avatar
why_me why_me is offline
Double-D
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: South Bend, Indiana
Age: 50
Posts: 29,853
Rep Power: 47100
why_me stays crunchy even in milkwhy_me stays crunchy even in milkwhy_me stays crunchy even in milkwhy_me stays crunchy even in milkwhy_me stays crunchy even in milkwhy_me stays crunchy even in milkwhy_me stays crunchy even in milkwhy_me stays crunchy even in milkwhy_me stays crunchy even in milkwhy_me stays crunchy even in milkwhy_me stays crunchy even in milk
Doc made that movie. so many one liners it is ridiculous.
__________________
Like a Boss.
[img][/img]
Stinky pinky gulp and guzzle big rig snooze and stop.
"History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid" - Gen Eisenhower.
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 01-11-2008, 10:53 PM
Berserker Berserker is offline
Excommunicated
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Straight jacket memories and sedative highs
Posts: 18,565
Rep Power: 0
Berserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girlBerserker is a rotten little girl
Should I hate em?

In vino veritas
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 01-11-2008, 10:56 PM
IRONMAN's Avatar
IRONMAN IRONMAN is offline
Doof Clenas Member
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Northeast Ohio
Posts: 2,126
Rep Power: 226600
IRONMAN can happily embrace the suckIRONMAN can happily embrace the suckIRONMAN can happily embrace the suckIRONMAN can happily embrace the suckIRONMAN can happily embrace the suckIRONMAN can happily embrace the suckIRONMAN can happily embrace the suckIRONMAN can happily embrace the suckIRONMAN can happily embrace the suckIRONMAN can happily embrace the suckIRONMAN can happily embrace the suck
My hypocrisy goes only so far.

__________________
Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Understanding Engineers..... Geezer-Glide Joke(s) of the Day 11 06-06-2011 08:52 PM
Understanding Big Ted Jams Clubhouse 8 04-13-2008 09:50 AM
Cryptic.. GrayRider Random Crap 6 03-10-2008 09:31 PM
Sometimes the humor here is a little cryptic.. GrayRider Random Crap 23 08-15-2007 02:40 PM
It's my understanding, that beans.. GrayRider Random Crap 14 06-23-2007 12:26 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:30 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
Copyright ©2006 - 2020 doofclenas.com, LLC
The Doof Clenas 43 logo is a registered trademark of doofclenas.com, LLC
Doof Clenas Forum & Collective